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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 2:43:36 AM   
bookworm966


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Status: offline 		I gave a handjob to completion during church services, and I was still in high school then.  You should have seen him trying to stay quiet when he came *snort*.

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 2:49:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bookworm966

I gave a handjob to completion during church services, and I was still in high school then.  You should have seen him trying to stay quiet when he came *snort*.


I wonder how many "Hail Mary's" and "Our Father's" it's gonna take to earn forgiveness for that one!  LMAO 

I guess that gives new meaning to the term, "It was a religious experience!"

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 3:19:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Damn,  I really don't have any "guilty secrets" as I don't feel guilty about any of them.

I guess I could call my youth a guilty secret.  Up until Jr High,  I was the classic nerd.  Birth-Control glasses,  bowl cut hairdo,  corduroy slacks and everything.


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 5:46:33 AM   
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Well, I'd have to say it was when I took a dump on my neighbor's front step and left the used toilet paper with it.  I did that because his damn dogs would run loose all over the neighborhood and use my lawn as a toilet.  I was tired of running over piles of dog shit with my lawn mower whenever I cut the grass.  With all the piles of dog shit, it made my lawn look like a minefield! 

After I took a dump on his front step, my neighbor kept his dogs pinned up.  Hell, it continues to work and this happened over five years ago.

It is a true story...and if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!  Just ask my folks.


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 5:57:06 AM   
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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 6:00:03 AM   
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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 6:17:39 AM   
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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 6:29:30 AM   
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(yes, I was pissed at him for some reason, and I knew it would really fuck with his ego)

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 6:35:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

When I was married, once I took a sleeping pill, timed so that I would fall asleep in the middle of sex with my husband.
(yes, I was pissed at him for some reason, and I knew it would really fuck with his ego)


yeah Greedy...that would do it!!

Um...Honey....ya done yet?

the sleeping pill was needed so you did not pull a *snickersnort*?


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 6:38:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was too pissed at him for a *snickersnort*

That came later, when I realized 'mission accomplished' on the ego blow

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:04:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
When I was married, once I took a sleeping pill, timed so that I would fall asleep in the middle of sex with my husband.

...damn that is sooooooooo hot
"Now lay vewy, vewy still...  good girl"


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:48:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
When I was married, once I took a sleeping pill, timed so that I would fall asleep in the middle of sex with my husband.

...damn that is sooooooooo hot
"Now lay vewy, vewy still...  good girl"



oh yeah.. goin at it, balls to the wall.. and suddenly she SNORES... thats hot...LOL

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:51:44 AM   
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thats definately true, im still working out how life could ever be like a hamburger! (errm no, im not blonde *duh* thanks to Clairol!) lol
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edted cos i forgot to stick in my guilty secret...
i hid 4 black sacks full of weed in my moms basement for a guy i had a crush on. his house got raided & all the time he was panicking i was at home stoned as hell on his dope! lol

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:57:35 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I cannot think of any legal ones. Sure there's the whole church thing but I don't feel guilty about that so count those episodes out. Never felt guilty about experimental sex.

Nope, I can pass on without incriminating myself in something illegal.


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:58:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Shit, and I thought my sexual perversity inchurch and with nuns was sooo special. Now I see that I'm just another perv among pervs. 

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 8:59:21 AM   
GreedyTop


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I don't feel guilty about sex in a church.. I DO feel bad about the ... um, mess.. that was left

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 9:00:38 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*hugs* CJ.  welcome to the Dark Side LOL

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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 9:02:29 AM   
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I DO feel bad about the ... um, mess.. that was left







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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 9:08:35 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Guilty Secrets - 4/30/2008 9:34:13 AM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*hugs* CJ.  welcome to the Dark Side LOL


Thank you, GT, darlin'. Yoy are sooo compassionate. Now, how about a bj or poopchute probing to really make my day ?

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