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strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:23:06 PM   
daddysliloneds


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Status: offline 		i've had some pretty strange ways of someone trying to hustle me for sex before, but i must say, the weirdest one happened this past weekend...

they left a note on my car in front of the laundry room.  i have no idea who they are or what they look like,  let alone their age...

they offered me, because i was an older woman the note said, a no strings attached friends with benefits scenario, promising to be the best fuck of my lifetime and left their name, pager number and e-mail address...

it gave me a good laugh, right before it hit the trash can.

what's the strangest way someone has tried to hustle you or that you tried to hustle; and more importantly, did it work?
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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:32:48 PM   
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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:39:11 PM   
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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:45:16 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Before the Hussle one must have the ability to get a girl into his car with the express knowledge that they are going back to his place.

Then

On the ride there: Dire Straits ~ Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet

Once home you need to watch in it's entirity any one of the following: Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend

Lastly a Plate of New York Style Cheese Cake Plain or Strawberry and One fork and a can of whipped cream.

I have never NOT gotten sex. But as it goes NOT ONE of them was a one night stand either. I'm really not a fan of the one night encounters.

Steel.

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:46:18 PM   
SimplyMichael


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 3:53:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, when I was looking for sex, I just kind of went out and found it.  I don't really see the need for or understand the hustle.
For a long time, I just wasn't in the mood to be in a relationship and much preferred no-strings-attached, pretend relationship kinds of things.

I think I'm back in that kind of mood. 

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:02:33 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Hey gypsygrl wanna come over and watch a movie with andi and I..... she wanted me to tell you that she thinks your picture is cute.

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:05:05 PM   
SimplyMichael


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:09:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		*snort* i probably would have fallen for something like that fresh out of the mess i was in...



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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:09:52 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Two dicks, no waiting...


no toms or harry's???


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:16:15 PM   
OmegaG


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Status: offline 		now I would have felt compelled to call him and tell him that I like strings..............




and ropes and chains................

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:51:29 PM   
gypsygrl


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quote:

Hey gypsygrl wanna come over and watch a movie with andi and I..... she wanted me to tell you that she thinks your picture is cute.


I'm so glad you're not closer to me.  'Cause like, I'm doing some major avoidance of some really deep issues right now, and no strings sex is so good for that. 

I'm sure andi's very cute too. :)


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:54:25 PM   
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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 4:55:54 PM   
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(call me)


i cant!! i dont have your number!!!


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:28:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I always tried to have meaningful encounters. Some were meant to last 1 night. Some were to last longer.

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:37:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I don't want to fuck  you, I just want to mentor your mouth a little bit


*dies laughing*

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:39:02 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I don't want to fuck  you, I just want to mentor your mouth a little bit


*SNORT!!*


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:44:51 PM   
azropedntied


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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:53:43 PM   
HornyToadsMI


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Always workd for me is the following

Before the Hussle one must have the ability to get a girl into his car with the express knowledge that they are going back to his place.

Then

On the ride there: Dire Straits ~ Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet

Once home you need to watch in it's entirity any one of the following: Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend

Lastly a Plate of New York Style Cheese Cake Plain or Strawberry and One fork and a can of whipped cream.

I have never NOT gotten sex. But as it goes NOT ONE of them was a one night stand either. I'm really not a fan of the one night encounters.

Steel.


You had me at Dire Straits.....lol.


I have one single 21 yo guy on another site who writes me "Interested in some 8" dick tonite?" 

He is so classy.....and I told him so.  My words were "if you can't treat me with respect, don't write".


< Message edited by HornyToadsMI -- 4/30/2008 5:56:23 PM >

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RE: strangest way of hustling you - 4/30/2008 5:55:17 PM   
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