stella41b
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Joined: 10/16/2007 From: SW London (UK) Status: offline
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Welcome.. I understand.. I come here because Collarme is a BDSM site - Bullshitters, Dysfunctionals, Schizophrenics and Mad People.. God told me to come here, in fact I come here all the time so God can speak to me. God tells me about everything here on Collarme and last week sent me a message telling me that I'm actually Jesus Christ. I know I should have updated my profile by now, but I can't find that book with all the long words in it.. no not the Bible (please be quiet Lord, I'm trying to write a posting on Collarme).. you know dick-something. I've met lots of interesting people here, people I thought I would never see.. John Lennon, Elvis Presley, there's a funny man called Lenny Bruce, this foreign man who always seems to have a headache, I think he's Russian because he's called Trotsky.. and Johnny. I met Johnny three months ago on Collarme, he's here tight now and he's the best imaginary friend anyone could wish for. I like Collarme also because of the chatrooms. I spend a lot of time in chatrooms.. on my own, talking to myself. Sometimes God logs in and talks to me too. And then there's.... Oh dear, I'm so sorry.. I have to come back and post another time. I'm not using my own computer you see, but the one in the office in this place where they're keeping me (they won't tell me why) and I've sneaked in and used the computer these nurses work on. They're coming towards this office with my psychiatrist and another doctor and they've got one of those gowns where the sleeves are too long and I think they're going to be putting me in this room where the walls are very soft and...
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