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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:29:41 PM

xxblushesxx

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*wonders about the whole long coat and the fact that it might be hot in June... also wonders on how her errr... friend might react to the surprise. but thinks it's still an idea to hold on to*.

What would the police arrest her for Level inappropriate dress and the intent to flash? Lol. Doesn't think it can be public indecency if the coat covers enough.

Depending on where she is, she might run into some sort of public lewdness charge, or even disturbing the peace.

It's a long wool coat...how lewd could it be?
Unless...
*lol*

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:30:48 PM

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wear the trench , but if your picking up at the gate and going through security i would suggest a Very short skirt ,sexy bra top, garters and stocking with the boots , panties optional .

Panties aren't optional for me...

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:33:53 PM

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Okayyyyyyyyyyyy... I'm guessing you wanted a serious answer? Do you remember the "speeding to a tea party" incident? Well similar situation... mumble-umpteen years ago in Louisiana I got out of a speeding ticket because I was wearing a raincoat (not clear) and black heels and stockings and a garter belt. And nothing else.

When I asked the officer if there was a problem with my attire, he said something to the effect of, "not until you open the coat and flash somebody."

Cali
(that was one memory that I had filed away and forgotten about until now - thanks honey!)

Thanks so much for the wank fodder, Cali. I can't begin to tell ya how many variations of your story have, ummm, run through my head now. Me in the cop suit of courrse.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:35:37 PM

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i don't think it would be a problem as long as you keep your coat done up and you stay covered...i think as long as he knows there is nothing on underneath that's all he'll need, his mind will take care of the rest on the ride home lol.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:36:22 PM

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Okayyyyyyyyyyyy... I'm guessing you wanted a serious answer? Do you remember the "speeding to a tea party" incident? Well similar situation... mumble-umpteen years ago in Louisiana I got out of a speeding ticket because I was wearing a raincoat (not clear) and black heels and stockings and a garter belt. And nothing else.

When I asked the officer if there was a problem with my attire, he said something to the effect of, "not until you open the coat and flash somebody."

Cali
(that was one memory that I had filed away and forgotten about until now - thanks honey!)

Thanks so much for the wank fodder, Cali. I can't begin to tell ya how many variations of your story have, ummm, run through my head now. Me in the cop suit of courrse.

I agree! The whole hot sexy bad boy cop thing and the lil 'ol me thing...*drools*
(shoot, and all we have are doctor outfits...)

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:37:57 PM

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Ok, well I'm off to get slutted up, and dressed down...
Report at 11.
Or, well...you know...later....

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:41:17 PM

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Here's my question; if I pick HM up at the airport wearing a coat, and underneath the coat, the only thing I'm wearing is thigh high boots, (but no one can tell that by looking at me) how much trouble could I possibly get in?

You mean that you'll be outside the car?

If a cop finds out, you can be arrested for a number of things, I think.

Well for what though? None of my law classes has covered this.
I will also have on; a collar, and perhaps some (unattached) restraints...

It would be a good question to ask in law class, I think. Might perk up the class a bit. If I were your prof, I'd bump your grade and make you sit in the front row, right in front of me, picturing you just as you described.Of course. I would also make you stay late after class, now and then. *smirk*

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:41:39 PM

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I'd pick him up outside of the security gate. >.> But then again I'm paranoid.. hehe.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 7:43:42 PM

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*wonders about the whole long coat and the fact that it might be hot in June... also wonders on how her errr... friend might react to the surprise. but thinks it's still an idea to hold on to*.

What would the police arrest her for Level inappropriate dress and the intent to flash? Lol. Doesn't think it can be public indecency if the coat covers enough.

Depending on where she is, she might run into some sort of public lewdness charge, or even disturbing the peace.

It's a long wool coat...how lewd could it be?
Unless...
*lol*

Yes, but your naked body is underneath....

Some cops are strange; even if you shouldn't be legally hassled doesn't mean you wouldn't be. Anyway, good luck with it, and be careful.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 9:21:54 PM

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Okay, have *I* been living under a rock? I have not been able to go thru security without a boarding pass since 9/11/2001. I thought that the feds handed that down to all airports. Are there airports where you can pick up at the gate? (excluding minors traveling alone and all)

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 9:43:11 PM

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Thanks so much for the wank fodder, Cali. I can't begin to tell ya how many variations of your story have, ummm, run through my head now. Me in the cop suit of courrse.

Well, lemme give you a hand (figuratively speaking, of course). Small town Louisiana, I lived in Lake Chuck, the dude lived across the lake in Sulphur. After dark, I was coming down off the 210 bridge on the far side, and I'm sure it was only momentum that was causing my excess speed coming down (the bridge is a tall bridge). Damn officer was sitting in the dark at the bottom of the bridge. He flips his lights, I pulled off to the shoulder.

I flipped open the bottom of the raincoat, so that you could see the stockings and the garter attachment. Roll down the window and wait. He shines his flashlight on my face, then sweeps it down... and keeps it there.

There was discussion of my speed, of having other things on my mind (funny how a girl wiggles in her seat when discussing such things), confessions of being afraid of being pulled over and having to explain why I'm practically naked (said in the most innocent of voices), him explaining that as long as I was covered they did not differentiate between a coat and a dress, and me boldly asking him if he was going to be there when I came back thru in a couple of hours so that I would be sure to speed up a little so he could stop me again.

His parting words were something to the effect of, "I prefer white stockings".

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:10:19 PM

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Yes, some cops are dumbasses. I would have had you step out of your car, show me the evidence, bent you over the still hot hood , pulling your hair and delivered justice upon your ass there and then on the side of the road, crickets chirping and Calimoaning and all.

I think I just sploodged, Cali. Thank you so much.

Wait a minute... "lake Chuck" ? That's like pouring icewater down my shorts.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:12:30 PM

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Be still my pitter-pattering heart.

Cali
(tell me you used the cold steel handcuffs...very roughly on my tender white skin)

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:13:52 PM

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Lake Charles is often referred to as "Lake Chuck". Sorry.

Go back to the side of the road, steamy summer night, crickets chirping...

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:24:32 PM

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Ooooh, Lake Charles, yes, that's different, entirely.

Yes, ok, where were we ? Oh yea, crickets chirping, Calimoaning , hair pulling, head pounding on hot hood, cold steel cuffs on tender whte skin, ass pounding,.. oh yea...got my , ummm, beat back.

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:28:30 PM

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Have fun blushes. You'll be fine at the airport.
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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:45:35 PM

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I just picked Him up and let Him drive.
Erm...
What I meant to say is...
Oh, hell, the only sounds I can make right now are pony sounds anyway...
(it IS Derby weekend yanno...)

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 10:58:36 PM

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WOW that is so hot ! way ta go ..

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 11:02:21 PM

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Southern Nights-Allen Toussaint
Perfect in it's imperfection, darlin'

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RE: We're all naked under our clothes right? - 5/3/2008 11:08:56 PM

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WOW that is so hot ! way ta go ..

well, I'd answer but it's difficult to say much except for mmuhhmuh with a bit in your mouth...

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