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JohnSteed -> How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 4:55:29 PM)

I am sick of all the banter and bullsh!t of this current election. They will lie to anything the American people want to hear.

How would you Fix the USA?

I know I would:

1. Take the troops out of the middle east, Iran wants Iraq? Let them have it! From what I see they would have more trouble holding the country than taking it over.
2. Don't tax the oil companies, Nationalize them! The US takes over Exxon and the assets over every other oil company with in our borders. Don't tell me it can't be done FDR Nationalized the Coal industry when they struck.
3. Abolish the Student Loan companies, The US spends more money on Atomic weapons that will never be fired than we do on education. WHY do you think that all out jobs are going over seas, its not that we can't do it cheaper or better Its because we have a generation that goes to college and then winds up getting into a cycle of debit that they can't escape from.
4. Abolish sub Prime lending practices or Regulate them to a fair thee well. Again all they have done is create a generational cycle of mounting debit that we can't escape from.
5. Force people to save money, make 401k or IRA's a LAW from the age of 18.
6. Don't return illegal aliens to Mexico or where ever, lock them up for a mandatory sentance of 20 years at hard labor! That would keep them out of this country and create a new CCC




Raechard -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 4:59:13 PM)

Noah's Ark part 2. It's probably going to happen with global warming we're all fucked but in the long run it will be a good thing. Balance restored




christine1 -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:16:14 PM)

i'm sorry OP but all i can say is, a bag of spicy porkrinds for every man, woman, and child....[8|]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:17:30 PM)

change anyone who isnt one...into a woman.





Raechard -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:18:36 PM)

I can see what section this is heading to if it keeps going this way, my excuse is its late and I'm tired.[:D]




MissMagnolia -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:20:44 PM)

Fix the USA, huh?

Well, I have always advocated cut price corsets for the over 80's and free global warming for all. That will cut down on the fuel bills.





Griswold -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:24:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JohnSteed

I am sick of all the banter and bullsh!t of this current election. They will lie to anything the American people want to hear.

How would you Fix the USA?

I know I would:

1. Take the troops out of the middle east, Iran wants Iraq? Let them have it! From what I see they would have more trouble holding the country than taking it over.
2. Don't tax the oil companies, Nationalize them! The US takes over Exxon and the assets over every other oil company with in our borders. Don't tell me it can't be done FDR Nationalized the Coal industry when they struck.
3. Abolish the Student Loan companies, The US spends more money on Atomic weapons that will never be fired than we do on education. WHY do you think that all out jobs are going over seas, its not that we can't do it cheaper or better Its because we have a generation that goes to college and then winds up getting into a cycle of debit that they can't escape from.
4. Abolish sub Prime lending practices or Regulate them to a fair thee well. Again all they have done is create a generational cycle of mounting debit that we can't escape from.
5. Force people to save money, make 401k or IRA's a LAW from the age of 18.
6. Don't return illegal aliens to Mexico or where ever, lock them up for a mandatory sentance of 20 years at hard labor! That would keep them out of this country and create a new CCC


Truly excellent question:

I would:

1)    Demand that everyone do as I say (in the most submissive of ways of course), except of course, those Dommes with the biggest tits, who, naturally I would allow to move to the head of the line and then when they handed me their ID card I'd say...."Hmmmmm????" as I was unable to process their card...for obvious reasons.

2)   Expect everyone to agree with all that I think, decree, subsume, admonish, and of course...outright yell at the top of my fucking lungs.

3)   I would expect everyone to pay at least 15% more than their fair share of national taxes...except of course, those Dommes with the largest titties, of whom I'd suggest they wait in my limo, enjoying my Dom(me) Perignon until I could find an appropriate location for them to wait in another limo drinking Dom(me) Perignon.

4)    I would assume that all persons were treated 100% fairly and equally (except for those Dommes with the largest breasts).

I'm fairly confident this covers all the important aspects of my political platform.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:27:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

I can see what section this is heading to if it keeps going this way, my excuse is its late and I'm tired.[:D]


awww come on...dont you remember the star trek episode with the world that had only women on it??? wouldnt that be fun?





stella41b -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:34:43 PM)

I would have the United States join the European Union and replace the dollar with the Euro.

That in itself would sort a few problems out.





Raechard -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:35:57 PM)

You do have a good point but on the downside all the parking spaces would have to be twice as big thus every car park would be twice as big and there would be no room left for people.[8|]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:47:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

You do have a good point but on the downside all the parking spaces would have to be twice as big thus every car park would be twice as big and there would be no room left for people.[8|]


so only women double park??? pfft!!!! its mostly the people who are on their cel phones which doesnt have a gender issue that want to do things so quickly and dont even bother straightening out when they park there car.  mostly suv's and van's do it.
they often have kids yelling in the car...are we there yet..
. [8|]




LondonArt -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:50:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard

You do have a good point but on the downside all the parking spaces would have to be twice as big thus every car park would be twice as big and there would be no room left for people.[8|]


so only women double park??? pfft!!!! its mostly the people who are on their cel phones which doesnt have a gender issue that want to do things so quickly and dont even bother straightening out when they park there car.  mostly suv's and van's do it.
they often have kids yelling in the car...are we there yet..
. [8|]



I hear women totally can't throw, either.




Griswold -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:50:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

I would have the United States join the European Union and replace the dollar with the Euro.

That in itself would sort a few problems out.




Bud...you watch...our time is, no question, up...but political and geo time is deemed in decades, even longer...but not months...and certainly not years.

History has spoken, and we're (the US) about to enter a time of lessening influence....but it ain't gonna happen in your lifetime....

Or mine.

Don't cash in your dollars just yet.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:51:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LondonArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard

You do have a good point but on the downside all the parking spaces would have to be twice as big thus every car park would be twice as big and there would be no room left for people.[8|]


so only women double park??? pfft!!!! its mostly the people who are on their cel phones which doesnt have a gender issue that want to do things so quickly and dont even bother straightening out when they park there car.  mostly suv's and van's do it.
they often have kids yelling in the car...are we there yet..
. [8|]



I hear women totally can't throw, either.


 
yes..some of us throw up. [8|]




MASTERat21UK -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:54:13 PM)

How to make the world a better place? Kill all humans.

How about abolishing the crossing over into other countrys to try and "fix" problems that aren't your own, instead each person focus on the inter-personal affect on the people around them.






[sm=wtf.gif]





Raechard -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:57:45 PM)

Is that house number 21 fairy tail lane?




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:57:47 PM)

well hell, if i knew how to fix the country, id be fixin to move in to the white house....

but i sure wish someone who could do it would run




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 5:58:21 PM)

whoever becomes the next prez....i have a feeling they will drop a nuclear bomb on someone or someone will drop one on them.

something bad...i mean really bad...is going to happen....something much worse than 911.  it might even be a natural disaster.

i just have feeling of this.




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 6:01:08 PM)

Well, considering that during the 20th century millions upon millions were slaughtered by one dictator or another in the name of "fixing" shit, I would arm everyone (yes, everyone) and declare open season on anyone who opened his trap about "fixing" anything so that the rest of us could be left the fuck alone.




christine1 -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 6:04:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Well, considering that during the 20th century millions upon millions were slaughtered by one dictator or another in the name of "fixing" shit, I would arm everyone (yes, everyone) and declare open season on anyone who opened his trap about "fixing" anything so that the rest of us could be left the fuck alone.


just let me have my pink street sweeper ok?  (i promise, as long as i have coffee and spicy pork rinds, i won't talk back to the voices...)




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