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Termyn8or -> RE: How would you "FIX" the country or world (5/4/2008 9:47:45 PM)
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You know you just had to now. OK.
My countrymen and countrywomen, you have elected me to lead, and lead I shall. I will not let you down, but that does not mean a chicken in every pot or anything of the sort. In fact at times it may mean the lack of a chicken in your pot.
Hard times are coming, and right now, I, as the leader am saying pretty much let's take our medicine sooner rather than later, and try to do better in the long run. So this we must do. Forget about the new plasmaTV unless you are well to do. Do not finance anything right now. Work with me and I will work with you.
I am cutting all aid off to Israel and shutting down about 80 military bases. This is going to result in a bit of bad blood, especially after Iraq, but we are not going to abandon Iraq. We will try to rebuild for them that which we destroyed, but it will never happen. But they would be much happier if we just put something back and got the hell out of there. That is what we are gong to do.
We are closing the borders. That is it. And it doesn't matter much because alot of social programs will be ending very soon. They might not want to come here. But you and I, people who know what it means to work, we will keep more of what we earned. That is what I am talking about dammit, the fruits of your labor belong to you.
The IRS will be gone, but not quite right away. Let that money roll in for about a year after we stop giving it all away. Let's count it.
If I am tasked with this great responsibility, there is another problem which must be addressed immediately. After I make these changes, the dollar will not be worth dirt anywhere else. There is no getting out of it. It is already happening, so we might as well take our own proactive action and at least cushion our fall. This is best for all.
We must again become self sufficient. We need farmers and factory workers, engineers and whatever, skilled people. Focus on building, because we have alot of that to do.
And when you elected me you elected my morals. Morally I cannot deny help to those in the world who we have hurt. Slow but sure Iraq will be back or her feet, but she will not be angry with us, at least not as much.
There is the possibility of civil war, we diffuse that by dividing the country into provinces. They can each govern their own territory but might learn to operate collectively when it comes to national matters, and if not, there is not much more we can do.
And you might remember that I never mentioned gas prices ? Well I am now. Gasprices are ridiculous, especially when they were cackling about how good things were going in Iraq. I intend to find out where all that FUCKING money went. And I want it back for us, the people from whom is was stolen.
Watch for a whole lot of rich people to move out of the country, because when they profiteer off of the American people it makes me want to go for the jugular. I want every crooked contractor, and the people who made their six hundred dollar hammers, in jail.
I want every crook who rips off our people in jail. And this administration is going to be looking at all the books we can find from the previous administrations. Everything will be scrutinized.
And then by executive order or committee, whatever is better at the time, I am going to make it illegal for any elected official to take a gift of more than about a thousand dollars unless it is from someone that is like in their family. We are shutting down the two party process. It is over.
Lobbying is bribery and you go to jail, there is a good time to call your congressman.
BOOM
'Outside a convenience store in Cleveland Ohio, a bomb went off, killing President Term and a few other people. A spokesman for Al Quahid Badid El Riffico claimed responsibility for the attack, but the Preseident had just met with that group two days earlier and came back with a tentative peace treaty and trade agreement. An Arab expert and translator commented that this spokesman sounded like Arab was not his first language.
The translator was later found with his hands cuffed to two trees by rope, pulled tight, with his internal organs removed. The death has been ruled a suicide'.
Does this "FOSTER" any memories for anyone ?
I know a couple of things. Need evidence ? It's right here. I have survived. I am convinced that choosing my friends carefully was instrumental in that, and I am equally sure that carefully choosing my enemies was instrumental in that.
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