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Mercnbeth -> Never too old? (5/5/2008 9:07:33 AM)

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.  She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs: "Mom! You still awake?"



hejira92 -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 12:30:23 PM)

[sm=ofcourse.gif]



rubberpet -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 12:38:28 PM)

Kinda saw that coming....[sm=Groaner.gif]



Sirandlil1 -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 2:20:18 PM)

LOL



Phin -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 2:58:15 PM)

[sm=sucks.jpg][sm=eeew.gif]those were the best two smileys I could find... there needs to be one of the little dude ralphin in a paper bag



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:07:09 PM)

Okay just cause I feel like sharing the tightest most amazing piece of ass, Tight body, nice Tits, tight pussy and a complete wild cat in the sack I ever had was a woman who was 52 when I was 17 and to this day only two women have ever been more amazing. So don't knock it till you tried it.

Steel

**Who may not live this one down**



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:10:54 PM)

Okay, I just gave up any glimmer of hope of ever having carnal relations with Steel.  I don't want to know I'm competing with that and that I would likely end up as "less amazing."  Sigh.

Cali



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:14:55 PM)

DAMNIT .....

I knew the second I hit OK that you would be the next to post on this.

Actually you have to ask yourself what she did that made her so amazing.

I was a Kid and we did things that Still make me as hard as a Lead Pipe.

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:22:23 PM)

So this happened when you were 17... mumble mumble, carry the one, so... uh last year? [:D]  Yeah she should still be alive; gimme her number, I'll call and ask HER what she did that made her so amazing (I wasn't there, how the hell would I know??).  [sm=onphone.gif] 

Cali



Phin -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:27:14 PM)

there is a big difference between a 52 year old and an 80ish year old



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:31:29 PM)

I shall now pled the 5th and continue to plead the 5th on the grounds that I have already shreadded my image enough.

Strange however that you feel the need to pick on this Cali..........

I wonder...... You Wondering what it could have been like between us?

LOL

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:33:44 PM)

Yes luv, I'm wondering a lot of things, particularly since today is the day that I decided to give up on all of humankind. 

Cali



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 3:40:53 PM)

Ah ah ahhhhhh. Now now Cali we already talked about this.

You always know you got a place at my house but clothing is optional and I am a Groaper.

Call when you get into city limits I'll set up the Hid-a-bed or if you perfer we can just chain you to the foot of the bed. I'll leave that decision up to you.

SMOOCHIES.

Steel



Saratov -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 5:52:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Yes luv, I'm wondering a lot of things, particularly since today is the day that I decided to give up on all of humankind. 

Cali



[sm=jerry.gif] Gonna start the beastiallity thing?   [sm=horse.gif][sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif][sm=couch.gif]



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 10:17:20 PM)

As long as it made your day a little bit better to find humor in what I said, it's all good.

Cali



Cuffkinks -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 11:02:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Ah ah ahhhhhh. Now now Cali we already talked about this.

You always know you got a place at my house but clothing is optional and I am a Groaper.

Call when you get into city limits I'll set up the Hid-a-bed or if you perfer we can just chain you to the foot of the bed.
I'll leave that decision up to you.

SMOOCHIES.

Steel


  Yo brother...What's wrong with this picture? 



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 11:04:08 PM)

His secret inner switchiness is beating the snot out of his inner domliness.

Cali



Emperor1956 -> RE: Never too old? (5/5/2008 11:22:08 PM)

FR:   Steel, you were 17.  The woman changing her tampon would have made you "hard as a lead pipe".

And yes, the rest of you can thank me for that image later.

E.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 7:30:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Ah ah ahhhhhh. Now now Cali we already talked about this.

You always know you got a place at my house but clothing is optional and I am a Groaper.

Call when you get into city limits I'll set up the Hid-a-bed or if you perfer we can just chain you to the foot of the bed.
I'll leave that decision up to you.

SMOOCHIES.

Steel


Yo brother...What's wrong with this picture? 


I don't see the Problem??

Tied down to the Hid-a Bed Ass up or chained to the foot of the Bed....... I just give them small menial decisions to give them that sence of entitlement, makes them feel like they have a say they tend to be so ..... accepting of things when they think it was partly thier idea.

You see once on the Hid-a-bed we set up the Video Camera and the Hot Wax and The Wartenbergs Wheel and inform her her new title is "CockSocket" and then give her her blindfold.

If we chain her to the foot of the bed well then I don't have to UNCHAIN her till it's time to send her home. The chain reaches all the Important places like the Bathroom and the Refrigerator and just far enough into the livingroom to allow her to sit at my feet by the couch, All the other things apply she still gets used as a "CockSocket" only she gets to feel like it might actually have been her idea. They are just a little more lively when they think it was partially thier idea.

And I can't order her around untill I own her and apparently she is not wanting that at the current moment so this just makes everything more business like.

However NOW THAT SHE KNOWS ALL THIS ..... I guess we will have to go with our original Idea and Ship the girls to each other via Crates. You remember our slave exchange program, You send hejira and I send andi we keep um for a month then send em back? I finally found a decent rate by sending them by train, but you will need a flat bed truck for pickup.

Steel

[:D]



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 7:32:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

His secret inner switchiness is beating the snot out of his inner domliness.

Cali



Yeah... cause what exactly about my demeanor ever made you think there was a switch inside?

That was cute though...... I guess that means you want to stay in the closet like you did last time? The Bucket is waiting.

Steel



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