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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 4:29:24 PM   
thornhappy


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Im going to open that home.... it will be fun, listening to all the stories

"so no shit, there I was, tied up, hanging from a chandeler, when He pulled a tuba and a grapefruit out..."


If you used a bassoon and a grapefruit, you could fire the grapefruit at her if you play b flat below the staff....

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 4:55:29 PM   
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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 4:56:45 PM   
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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 4:58:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		GT, would you like to see what I could do to a woman tied up to a chandelier with a tuba and a fruit of some kind?

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:06:21 PM   
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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:08:28 PM   
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now pet has to hold the grapefruit between her knees the whole time, without squishing it, or we start all over





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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:11:21 PM   
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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:13:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		as for the tuba... it goes in here *slides tuba into pet's pussy*
and then we tie it to her shoulders like so, so any movement will move the tuba inside of her...

then we pull out the flogger and have some fun



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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:30:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

as for the tuba... it goes in here *slides tuba into pet's pussy*
and then we tie it to her shoulders like so, so any movement will move the tuba inside of her...

then we pull out the flogger and have some fun




If she starts playing any notes, PLEASE record it and put it on youtube!!!

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:40:26 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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anyway...

the trick is to make each strike unexpected, that way she jumps a bit each time, and thrusts the tuba into her (ok so when I was younger I spent a lot of time in the band room)


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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:52:08 PM   
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* she knows of tubas, too *

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:53:11 PM   
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yes but would that make GT smile?

Now who wouldn't laugh at a grapefruit propelled from a bassoon?  They'd have to be heartless, heartless, I say.

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 5:53:28 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		I was in Orchestra, this is the finest talent I have with band instruments :P

for some reason a tuba works perfectly

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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 7:24:54 PM   
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RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! - 6/5/2008 7:27:54 PM   
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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/20/2008 8:12:40 AM   
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It's time to dust it off/make our Monkey friend smile today!!

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/20/2008 8:14:30 AM   
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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/20/2008 8:25:00 AM   
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You may be alone, but you ain't lonely Monkey!!

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/20/2008 8:46:21 AM   
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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/20/2008 5:34:45 PM   
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