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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/23/2008 9:22:18 AM   
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What do you call a pig's laundry? (this one always makes me giggle)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/23/2008 9:23:11 AM   
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Monkey’s sleeping, CM’ers, kumbaya
Monkey’s sleeping, CM’ers, kumbaya
Monkey’s sleeping, CM’ers, kumbaya
Oh CM’ers, kumbaya
Oh CM’ers, kumbaya

Get your ass up, Monkey, kumbaya
Get your ass up, Monkey, kumbaya
Get your ass up, Monkey, kumbaya
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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/23/2008 9:49:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub

What do you call a pig's laundry? (this one always makes me giggle)


I dunno...

(now not gonna get to sleep until I know....)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/23/2008 11:04:39 AM   
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Hogwash!
sorry I meant to write the punchline

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 1:45:46 AM   
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Hi Greeds!

Need a smile?  So, there's this smoke alarm .....

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 5:53:23 AM   
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 Another "private" joke, no fair!!!

Smiling today, Greedy?? No? Well, then allow my friends and me to entertain you..............

Sparkles JUST FOR YOU!!!

**Damn, Sunny-D, no need to kick me**!! 

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 6:52:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub

Hogwash!
sorry I meant to write the punchline


LMAO!! I like that!! :)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 6:53:35 AM   
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Hi Greeds!

Need a smile?  So, there's this smoke alarm .....


*SNORTS*

*grins*

I love you :)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 6:54:49 AM   
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Hey GT, I just got this new paddle and guess who I want use it on first!

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 12:30:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

 Another "private" joke, no fair!!!    
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**Damn, Sunny-D, no need to kick me**!! 


Huh? I kicked you? When so?

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 12:45:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

 Another "private" joke, no fair!!!    
    You have cmail - illustrated cmail.


quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

**Damn, Sunny-D, no need to kick me**!! 


Huh? I kicked you? When so?


Thank you for the pic, Sunny D! Way to jump high, Monkey!
Uh, you kicked me not too long ago....don't remember the specifics, just that it was YOU! *nods* Yes, YOU!

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 1:09:54 PM   
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Adrian.. NO PADDLES.

OK, SD... will check when I get to work

Hotty.. lotta good being a flying monkey did in THAT situation!! LOL

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 1:12:00 PM   
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You weren't OFFICIALLY a Flying Monkey then. You obtained that title when you came back to us!! :))

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*SNORTS*




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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 2:53:21 PM   
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HAPPY YET?

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/24/2008 4:22:55 PM   
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lol YAY!!!! 

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 2:17:21 AM   
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He slips into your house while you are sleeping and heads to the bedroom where he slides the covers off gently so as not to wake you.  The sight of your naked body just wearing panties gives him a rush of lust and he must calm himself or he will jump you and rape you right then and there.

Finding balance and quelling his inner beast he resumes his mission.  He puts his face between your legs, your panties just in front of his mouth.  You lay there sleeping subconsciously aware of his breath warming your pussy.  Then he slides your panties aside with his hand and sets his mouth gently over your pussy. 


You flicker in and out of awareness…  dreamlike and hazy, a sensual dream of sexual delights fades and reignites while you are semiconscious.  Long before your mind is aware of what is happening, you body responds to his gentle licks as your pussy grows wet, warm and excited.   Finally, he takes his mouth from you, unzips his pants and positions himself to set his cock at the opening of your wet & slippery pussy.  He slides his cock into you in one long slow and complete thrust.  This you become aware of because it feels soooo good.  It’s the kind of slow penetration that makes a woman feel like a virgin again because of the intense sensation radiating from it.  That first penetration when you both feel every molecule touching each other.  You wiggle and push your pussy against his cock.  He begins to fuck you and the rhythm of it has your passion building and your blood flowing.  With your heart beating rapidly now you are fully awake and realize you don’t know who is in your bed… or who is in your pussy. 

You are startled and fear set in as you try to sit up when he slaps a hand at your throat, clamps down and takes control putting you back down.  You reach out with your arms to push him off but with is free hand he grabs one arm and folds it over the other trapping them in place, overpowering you.  You wriggle and start to kick but the hand at your throat clamps down and resticts your air as you hear a deep animalistic voice say, “Lay still or give up breathing.  I don’t mind finishing this after you are dead and your body is still warm. ”  He is so strong that during all this, you have barley managed to break the rhythm of his fuck.  This man wants you and will have your sex one way or the other, with or without your compliance.  Fear increases … you must comply or die.  You comply.

You are scared.  You have been overpowered and are being penetrated because your body betrayed you in your sleep.  In your hazy twilight you had even started fucking him back.  Who is this powerful bastard that is stealing your sex?  If only there were light.  If only you could make out his face.  If only he didn’t have a nice cock… damn, now even your mind betrays you.  Such a big man between your legs and now he growling like an animal and his penetrations are hitting hard.  He is rocking your bones and the rhythm of it is undeniable.  You body responds to the primal nature of it all despite your wishes otherwise. 

He feels your reluctant response and lets your arms free.  Instead he takes both his hands and wraps them around your neck. He starts pounding you with his cock and slowly begins squeezing your neck tighter.  The blood rushes to your brain and you no longer have the power to resist the feelings of pleasure betwe your legs.  You like being choked and although the actor is unfamiliar, the act isn’t.  You are slowly being strangled and it is comfortable and familiar territory for you.  Your fear fades a notch.  

You feel him hitting bottom with every stroke and he is brutalizing you.  Again, this is somehow comforting and familiar, you feel an orgasm building.  You head feels light and is more susceptible to the rhythm of the pounding cock in your pussy.  Your restricted breathing isn’t enough as you are about to cum and you start to gasp for air.  He slides one hand up your neck to squeeze the top and cuts off your air completely.  With asphyxia setting in, your brain is swimming, you cunt is throbbing and even your guts are pounding from the brutal fucking you are getting … you are helpless to resists and you explode in an orgasmic gush while your lungs heave to no avail.  His rhythm continues and you feel the orgasmic waves radiate from your pussy while your empty lungs still pull with futility.  He tells you to fuck him back or you will not get to breathe again.  You obey and rock your hips slamming your soaking wet cunt back against him.  Your face and extremities tingle and grow numb from the asphyxia but despite all that, you can feel his cock suddenly swell inside you.  You pray he is about to cum … then finally he jams himself into you and holds himself there as you feel the pulsing of his cock pumping you full. 


Air… it rushes into your lungs and revives you in a rush that sends waves of sensation through out your body.  Your lungs had been so empty the walls were collapsed and touching.  Your tunnel vision fades and as stars fill your vision.  You lay there blinded, your cunt is throbbing, the bed is soaked, you limbs exhausted and your mind and body have been violated ... in a delicious and violent way.  He did not hurt you.   He even made you cum.  Fear wanes. 

You hear his zipper close, he tosses the sheets back over you the way he had first found you.  You hear his footsteps heading towards the door.  You feel as if there is something you should say, something you should ask.  As he leaves, he says “I’ll be watching, I’ll come back again.”  Fear rises back again.  The door closes and almost cuts off his last words, “good girl.”


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 2:21:55 AM   
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smiles at miss GT! good grief ive missed the message boards. lol



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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 3:06:10 AM   
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle* 
  Damn...besides all that bit about the panties, git 'er done already!!!! THAT would make GT ecstatic, i bet!!!!
 
psst..if You wouldn't mnd documenting this coupling for posterity, and trusting me with said "document" for safekeeping....just sayin'
 
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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 3:46:01 AM   
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle*
 
ok, leaving all the doors unlocked, putting night lights out to lead the way, panties<have to buy some> 
 waking up to a warm body next to me, laying still, waiting for the fantasy lover, feels his hot breath....OMFG...its Ned the Wino!!!!

i soooo want a refund on that fantasy!
 
Impish not so delighted

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 4:17:14 AM   
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