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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 4:35:37 AM   
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle*
 
ok, leaving all the doors unlocked, putting night lights out to lead the way, panties<have to buy some> 
 waking up to a warm body next to me, laying still, waiting for the fantasy lover, feels his hot breath....OMFG...its Ned the Wino!!!!

i soooo want a refund on that fantasy!
 
Impish not so delighted
you're looking for "Ruin a Wish" dearie....easy mistake

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 7:43:39 AM   
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*PUDDLE MELT*
 
ok, I need a cigarette....
 
 
SINFUL!!!!!!!!!  *tacklegropekisshug*  Glad you're back!!

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 9:38:46 AM   
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Make Greedy smile eh?

Greedy, baby,  you asked me to marry you.... well I.. oh dear... *fans mahself...

Wherever can we go do that?  especially since you seem to have a new love.. i'll just slink off to another thread and leave you in your little puddle... sigh

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your erstwhile lover

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 9:46:14 AM   
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new love? huh? wha? *checks into flights to CA... but NOT on hotwire*

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 10:32:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: impishdelight
To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle*
 
ok, leaving all the doors unlocked, putting night lights out to lead the way, panties<have to buy some> 
 waking up to a warm body next to me, laying still, waiting for the fantasy lover, feels his hot breath....OMFG...its Ned the Wino!!!!

i soooo want a refund on that fantasy!
 
Impish not so delighted

LMAO

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 10:38:34 AM   
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after reading that story, Ned the Wino would ALMOST do right about now.  IF he has more than a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 11:11:15 AM   
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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1313/

maybe that will make you smile

(Is Ned the Wino)

< Message edited by Asherdelampyr -- 6/25/2008 11:12:19 AM >


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 11:22:21 AM   
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Asher?? I love you :)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 11:33:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle* 
  Damn...besides all that bit about the panties, git 'er done already!!!! THAT would make GT ecstatic, i bet!!!!

psst..if You wouldn't mnd documenting this coupling for posterity, and trusting me with said "document" for safekeeping....just sayin'
 
~fort knox slut
 
Um…. rumors have it she wears panties and likes a few elements in that story.   I crafted this tale for her yesterday, it's not an old cut & paste.

Tell me you wouldn't like a man's hot breath between your legs warming your pussy?  Or was it just that their were panties involved at all?  I'm not a panties type of guy myself.  In fact, they havent been allowed in my world since 1979.  :)

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 11:47:32 AM   
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To cheer greedy up (granted I havent read the thread just the OP)

I met GT and I loved her in a very real way (ask SD what I said to him of the evening) she is charming and beautiful and honest and wonderful and Ive gotta say of all the meets that I have had meeting her was one of the best days of my life, shes wonderful and we should all love her :D

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 11:55:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
after reading that story, Ned the Wino would ALMOST do right about now.  IF he has more than a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot

I am glad
my sexy little story inspires all this produce…. blueberries, carrots, grapes… I’ll never be able to go to grocery store again without seeing genitalia in everything.  The funny thing is, as I write this, the rotation on my MP3 player is blasting The Lemon Song by LZ. 

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg,
The way you squeeze my lemon,
I..Im gonna fall right out of bed, yeah.

To add to the oddity of it all… I do need to go grocery shopping today as I am out of tomoatoes. Maybe I shall grab a bouquette of flowers so I can have a nice table arrangeent of severed plant genitalia. 

 


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 1:20:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I am glad my sexy little story inspires all this produce…. blueberries, carrots, grapes… I’ll never be able to go to grocery store again without seeing genitalia in everything.  The funny thing is, as I write this, the rotation on my MP3 player is blasting The Lemon Song by LZ. 

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg,
The way you squeeze my lemon,
I..Im gonna fall right out of bed, yeah.


Is this in some way different than other places you go?

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 1:31:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I am glad my sexy little story inspires all this produce…. blueberries, carrots, grapes… I’ll never be able to go to grocery store again without seeing genitalia in everything.  The funny thing is, as I write this, the rotation on my MP3 player is blasting The Lemon Song by LZ. 

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg,
The way you squeeze my lemon,
I..Im gonna fall right out of bed, yeah.


Is this in some way different than other places you go?

OK... that's a fair cop, I’m guilty as charged and you have obviously been out with me before.  So which one of my Xs are you?



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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 1:37:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
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To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle* 
  Damn...besides all that bit about the panties, git 'er done already!!!! THAT would make GT ecstatic, i bet!!!!

psst..if You wouldn't mnd documenting this coupling for posterity, and trusting me with said "document" for safekeeping....just sayin'
 
~fort knox slut
 
Um…. rumors have it she wears panties and likes a few elements in that story.   I crafted this tale for her yesterday, it's not an old cut & paste.

Tell me you wouldn't like a man's hot breath between your legs warming your pussy?  Or was it just that their were panties involved at all?  I'm not a panties type of guy myself.  In fact, they havent been allowed in my world since 1979.  :)
  Will we address the part where i get the videotape??? This is the crux of that post!!!!  Sheesh.... 
btw i can't remember 1979 very well...but i remeber 1980....i started kindergarten that year

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 1:39:01 PM   
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edited for wrong thread.

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 6/25/2008 1:40:17 PM >


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 5:09:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
OK... that's a fair cop, I’m guilty as charged and you have obviously been out with me before.  So which one of my Xs are you?




I am not an ex.  Perhaps a future?

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 5:35:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: colouredin

To cheer greedy up (granted I havent read the thread just the OP)

I met GT and I loved her in a very real way (ask SD what I said to him of the evening) she is charming and beautiful and honest and wonderful and Ive gotta say of all the meets that I have had meeting her was one of the best days of my life, shes wonderful and we should all love her :D


wow..

*SMOOOCH*

I love you too,sweetheart :)  and back at ya!


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 5:41:12 PM   
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i know this isn't THAT thread...but i hate it that GT is the most naked person i've had in my bedroom in quite a while...(bang up job on helping me put on lingerie btw)

though if i liked chicks this would go on the "i love it" thread....

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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 5:58:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
quote:

To make Greedy smile, tell a story that will make her *puddle* 
  Damn...besides all that bit about the panties, git 'er done already!!!! THAT would make GT ecstatic, i bet!!!!

psst..if You wouldn't mnd documenting this coupling for posterity, and trusting me with said "document" for safekeeping....just sayin'
 
~fort knox slut
 
Um…. rumors have it she wears panties and likes a few elements in that story.   I crafted this tale for her yesterday, it's not an old cut & paste.

Tell me you wouldn't like a man's hot breath between your legs warming your pussy?  Or was it just that their were panties involved at all?  I'm not a panties type of guy myself.  In fact, they havent been allowed in my world since 1979.  :)
  Will we address the part where i get the videotape??? This is the crux of that post!!!!  Sheesh.... 
btw i can't remember 1979 very well...but i remeber 1980....i started kindergarten that year

What are we talking here?  A Resident/Greedy porn sorta’ thang... all filmed by a young slave chic that was born in the 70s?  We can film a Resistance Play docudrama or BDSM educational thing called Don’t Try This At Home.  I'll bring some weapons and some other serious gear so we can do a fear scene... a real one.  What until you read the script and see what happens to the camera girl!


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RE: Make GT smile today! - 6/25/2008 6:01:43 PM   
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GULP...when did You say???? i think i'll have a funeral to go to that night.....*starts checking address book for elderly and sickly relative's  numbers*

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