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hopelessfool -> I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:30:37 PM)

All I see all the time is people complainging about On your knees bitch emails, and you will serve me now emails.

My question is, how do I get one of these. In my 2 years on the site almost Ive never gotten a single one. Am I simply not subly enough to warrent one, Is there something specific I need in my profile?[:o][sm=river.gif]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:33:02 PM)

i'd offer to write you one but im not dom [8|]



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:35:07 PM)

Thank You Faery I know Im going to wake up tomorrow with like 1200 of them in my email I wont then make a thread to complain. I just want to know if theres a reason some get skipped over and some get hounded. Like penis pictures at least 3 of those a day from male subs wanting to submit to me. I dont think I look the Domme part....



angelwithhonor -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:46:47 PM)

[:)]  want me to put a ad out for ya..grins? girl needing "hey bitch on your knee emails!"...gets ready for print!! hugs or are you saying you never got one email from a Dom? just checking if you are really serious, not ever here to make fun.



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:49:13 PM)

Honestly serious, before Red and spanked, Ive never gotten a get on your knees email. Always nice polite responses to something in my journal and profile. I dont mean to sound ungreatful for my luck but I'm sort of wondering if Im doing something wrong to warrent such attention, if this is the case then share said wrong with everyone whos plagued by them.



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:49:23 PM)

I think it's the part that mentions sarcastic replies to troll mail, sweetie.. the ones that would be inclined to write to you are too afraid that the sacrcasm would (a) include polysyllabic words beyond their comprehension, (b) hit too close to home, or (c) all of the above....



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:50:29 PM)

could be her cat ears that scare people [sm=danger.gif]



Lumus -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:50:33 PM)

OP,

you has mail [8D]



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:50:58 PM)

Good point Greedy. But I thought trolls didnt read profiles anyway.



RedMagic1 -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:53:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
(a) include polysyllabic words beyond their comprehension,

Grog not know big word.  Grog not like big word.  Grog hit big word babe with stick.

Huh?  Big word babe like stick.  Big word babe like Grog.  Grog happy.  But Grog still not like word.



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:53:37 PM)

Thank Lumus. Now I finally feel like im a member of cm.... Ive been offically trolled and voilated.... And I liked it alot.



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:53:59 PM)

True, Faery... LOL 

hope... since thats the banner for your profile, they're bound to see at least a bit of it ;)



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:58:00 PM)

But sarcastic is a big word... -eyes grog and distracts him with something shiney as to escape-




lalbobbilynn -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 6:59:55 PM)

You're really not missing anything! All i can think about when i have been so honored with such a thoughtful email is: "What 15y/o found Cm after his teen girly friend kicked his punk ass to the curb?!" 
b.~



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:01:58 PM)

I know its not something to complain about. Im just trying to figure out what makes me so darn special at not getting them.



TreasureKY -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:07:32 PM)

I've never gotten an "on your knees, bitch" message, per se.  I have gotten some rather interesting proposals, in addition to some requests that were a bit on the pushy side, but for the most part my mail has been relatively polite.

While I can't speak for anyone else here, I've always thought that "on your knees, bitch" was something of a metaphor for any message that moved beyond pushy and into the realm of downright demanding.



MladyHathor -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:09:25 PM)

you'll get plenty now.



masterofdrkness2 -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:11:53 PM)

I was just thinking the same as MLady.. I am sure that has been solved for you by now  



Lumus -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:12:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

Thank Lumus. Now I finally feel like im a member of cm.... Ive been offically trolled and voilated.... And I liked it alot.


youse is velcome [;)]



hopelessfool -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 7:13:10 PM)

I mentioned earlier needing a chinese finger trap to gag my fingers... this is one of those cases.. but so far

the consensis is cat ears and threatening scarcasim deters males.

Treasure Ive never gotten pushy emails. After saying a polite thank you but no thank you. I get Im sorry I didnt mean to be rude or disrepectful or no response.



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