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Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you?


Ninja
  25% (11)
Pirate
  75% (33)


Total Votes : 44
(last vote on : 5/15/2008 5:52:51 AM)
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SteelofUtah -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 9:38:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: martyrized

I stand firmly by my theory that flintlocks are much better than shurikens.


You get ONE shot with a Flintlock then you have to RELOAD and that could take time. IF IT IS RAINING your Flintlock is now a CLUB as wet Powder won't strick. If you miss with the first shot and are too far away to hit me with it like a club I can (If I were a Ninja) Throw a Shuriken The distance of a Full Hall way and I can Throw MANY of the them.

Sorry being a Rendezvous Regular and My Father who builds Black Powder Rifles I can tell you there is MUCH that can go wrong with an OLD flintlock and I know you see the Westerns and all that but in reality the Acuracy of a Firearm before 1912 was just plain old retarded. Unless it was a Military Arm chances are it was crap.

I still take Ninja cause they could assassinate people and get out without ever being seen.

Steel



spinninsweetness -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 11:12:24 AM)

Ninjas do get to wear all black, which is of course very flattering. Yet no-one can beat an eye-patch AND the opportunity to wear a parrot without looking like you are a bit off.

~sweetness, on the hunt for a corset~

(and maybe a parrot)



DDraigeuraid -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 11:33:36 AM)

LOL, great thread.  Wish I had a pic of me and my daughter at Haloween a couple years ago.  We both showed up as Pirates, and hadn't talked about it.  She was much better looking BTW.  She was wearing these 6 inch heels.  After one hour, she asked me.  Daddy, will you get me back to the car, my feet are killing me.
Dragon



cjan -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:06:48 PM)

Pirates have cool sailing ships, ninjas have crotch rockets. Pirates guzzle rum by the hogshead , ninjas sip sake. Pirates plunder, pillage, hijack, rape, etc., ninjas are basically assasins. Pirates smell of testosterone, bay rum and, umm, manly essences, ninjas (as Level pointed out) smell of Hai Karate. Pirates have women pirates( who have their own wonderful natural scents), wenches and hos, ninjas often are celibate or hang with other ninja dudes and are  prolly 'mos ( not that there's anything wrong with it). Pirates sing lusty sea ditties and party hearty while ninjas listen to depressing disonant plinky plunky 3 string instrumental "music".

Pirates rule, no contest. Aaaarrrrgh !



spinninsweetness -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:09:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Pirates have cool sailing ships, ninjas have crotch rockets. Pirates guzzle rum by the hogshead , ninjas sip sake. Pirates plunder, pillage, hijack, rape, etc., ninjas are basically assasins. Pirates smell of testosterone, bay rum and, umm, manly essences, ninjas (as Level pointed out) smell of Hai Karate. Pirates have women pirates( who have their own wonderful natural scents), wenches and hos, ninjas often are celibate or hang with other ninja dudes and are  prolly 'mos ( not that there's anything wrong with it). Pirates sing lusty sea ditties and party hearty while ninjas listen to depressing disonant plinky plunky 3 string instrumental "music".

Pirates rules, no contest. Aaaarrrrgh !



I wench with the best of  'em.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:30:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Pirates have cool sailing ships, ninjas have crotch rockets. Pirates guzzle rum by the hogshead , ninjas sip sake. Pirates plunder, pillage, hijack, rape, etc., ninjas are basically assasins. Pirates smell of testosterone, bay rum and, umm, manly essences, ninjas (as Level pointed out) smell of Hai Karate. Pirates have women pirates( who have their own wonderful natural scents), wenches and hos, ninjas often are celibate or hang with other ninja dudes and are  prolly 'mos ( not that there's anything wrong with it). Pirates sing lusty sea ditties and party hearty while ninjas listen to depressing disonant plinky plunky 3 string instrumental "music".

Pirates rule, no contest. Aaaarrrrgh !




Ahhh Ahhh AHhh Do your Homework Most of the actual NINJA were women and they often used the cover of the Geisha to hide thier craft because by being a Geisha no one questioned when you disappeared for a few evening and returned with a few bruises.

The Samuari now they were mostly Men and if it was between Samuari and Pirate I would be a Pirate, However it was Pirate and Ninja and the Ninja and thier secret clans and hidden traits would have been awesome. Mind you as a MAKE ninja most of your counter parts would be very String and DEADLY women.

Now that's MUCH hotter then a munch of smelly guys on a boat dying of Scurvy.

That and I like my Teeth and well even in PotC all the pirates had Shit teeth.

Steel



cjan -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:33:49 PM)

Ok, Steel, dykes ( not that there's anything wrong with it ) on crotch rockets, if you prefer. Btw, most modern day pirates have all their teeth. I haven't done my homework on ancient ninja dental health yet.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:37:52 PM)

where in the hell do you get Lesbian out of Geisha and Ninja??

Steel



Lordandmaster -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:38:37 PM)

Actually, it's not a myth.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/walk-the-plank.html

quote:

ORIGINAL: martyrized

Answer honestly, or ye'll walk the plank... (which actually is just a movie myth about pirates, as there are no documented instances of walking the plank.)



martyrized -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:43:16 PM)

Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty.

But  SRSLY, GUSY! please don't bicker. it makes me sad. We're all having fun here.

<3



cjan -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:56:23 PM)

Sorry, not bickering, was just kidding. Guess ya can't see my tongue in my cheek.



martyrized -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 12:59:51 PM)

No worries. It's sometimes hard to see tone when dealing with text. <3

I didn't mean to get uppity. This time.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 2:43:20 PM)

Remember dearie, Pirates have the right to get uppity, with just about anyone :P



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 2:45:43 PM)

Asher, does it matter why I want to be a pirate?  I just want to be a wench in a sexy pirate shirt.  I also hear they get to seize the "booty."  I'm kinda thinking that'd be fun.  [:D]



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 2:48:39 PM)

that is a good enough reason red...



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 3:00:21 PM)

Good thing.  It's all I got.  [;)]



MsStarlett -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 3:03:11 PM)

I look WAY better in a corset and thigh high boots than black pajamas.



martyrized -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 3:38:15 PM)

*grin* You've a good point, darlin'...

Snark on!



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 3:39:22 PM)

I rather throught so...



justaDallasgirl -> RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? (5/11/2008 5:24:21 PM)

i wanna be a ninja pirate



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