“Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent”

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subtee -> “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:31:42 PM)
Without having an atom of a molecule of a cell of dominance within my body, I was just thinking, (ironically)…I want a sub! He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair, cook awesome food, give me massages, clean (!), pick out and iron my clothes, pay my bills---tribute! We could watch independent movies together and eat outrageous hors d’oeurves he made. He could shave my legs…read to me as I fall asleep. Yardwork, grocery shopping, brush my hair, bring me wine. How would this work, do ya think? Would I actually have to, like, tie him up and hit him, make him crawl around and pee on him (shudder), or can we just be pals? What would you (submissives) do with a sub of your own? Disclaimer: The content of this message is no way intended to be taken seriously, nor should it be considered a cry for help from a confused sub. It is intended only for those possessing a sense of humor to engage in a “what if” discussion at their discretion. The author is not intended to substitute for “real” actual and/or professional Dommes, who know what they’re doing. Void where prohibited by Mod 11.

KCherry -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:34:04 PM)
I would make him change diapers, lol. :P j/k I am not that cruel.

kittinSol -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:35:53 PM)
What if a Dom did most of these things for you [8D] ?

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:37:21 PM)
Who? ~looks around frantically~ Where?!!!!!

kittinSol -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:39:38 PM)
You're sooooooooooo shameless.

CalifChick -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:41:50 PM)
OH MY WORD! How do I get in on this action??? The receiving end I mean. Cali

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:42:30 PM)
Moi? Wait! Don't get all french on me, that's all I know. Wouldn't you like a sub for chores or spa-like activities? Anything?

cjan -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:42:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol What if a Dom did most of these things for you [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s3.gif[/image] ? Excellent, point, kitt. I like the way you think outside "the box", comrade.

kittinSol -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:49:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Moi? Wait! Don't get all french on me, that's all I know. Wouldn't you like a sub for chores or spa-like activities? Anything? I don't know about you, but moi, I'm horribly lazy, it would be a shag to have to think up orders all the time. It's easier for me if a Dom/me goes "Right, on your back, slut/whore/baby/darling! I'm going to do your nails and give you a foot massage." Perhaps we could work on cjan: with a little training, we could make anything out of that boy. He's got potential. How 'bout it, cj :-) ?

hejira92 -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:51:37 PM)
I am sooooo there with you! Can my (imaginary) sub do electrical work, too? How about clean out my garage? Then rub my feet? And after he has done all these chores for me (dressed in only tiny shorts, of course, showing his six-pack and lats), I will give him permission to go home and masturbate to thoughts of me!

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:54:24 PM)
Now thas what I'm talkin 'bout

CalifChick -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:56:05 PM)
Girls, I can pull out my hidden, secret, inner Domme and issue orders to the boys, at least for an afternoon or two. It may hurt my twue subbliness, but I'll take one for the team. Cali

YourhandMyAss -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:57:02 PM)
Well since my partner refuses to let me have any one else cause he's manogomous, I don't have a sub, but if I did, I'd make him sexually please me psyichally please me emotionally please me , cook and clean and take me out and do crafts with me, watch horror movies when ever I want and anything and everything else I can think of. quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Without having an atom of a molecule of a cell of dominance within my body, I was just thinking, (ironically)…I want a sub! He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair, cook awesome food, give me massages, clean (!), pick out and iron my clothes, pay my bills---tribute! We could watch independent movies together and eat outrageous hors d’oeurves he made. He could shave my legs…read to me as I fall asleep. Yardwork, grocery shopping, brush my hair, bring me wine. How would this work, do ya think? Would I actually have to, like, tie him up and hit him, make him crawl around and pee on him (shudder), or can we just be pals? What would you (submissives) do with a sub of your own? Disclaimer: The content of this message is no way intended to be taken seriously, nor should it be considered a cry for help from a confused sub. It is intended only for those possessing a sense of humor to engage in a “what if” discussion at their discretion. The author is not intended to substitute for “real” actual and/or professional Dommes, who know what they’re doing. Void where prohibited by Mod 11.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 2:58:08 PM)
quote: He could give me mani/pedi’s, do my hair ok..men are not good at these girly things..they would have to be trained and that costs alot of money... and yes if it was me...i would want to be spanked, tied, gaged, flogged, etc etc.

ResidentSadist -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:03:34 PM)
I was wealthy once long ago and far away… and my slave had servants. She had a chauffer, a maid, a landscaper and normal stuff that supports a house. She was qute fond of it, I am sure you would be too.

KMsAngel -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:08:58 PM)
normal stuff that supports a house.... that's bils and dust, isn't it? [:D] actually i'd just want mine to be an awesome masseur, and tuck-in-er.

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:13:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I was wealthy once long ago and far away… and my slave had servants. She had a chauffer, a maid, a landscaper and normal stuff that supports a house. She was qute fond of it, I am sure you would be too. Servants would be great fun...but cost money. That's the snafu to my whole evil plan: I don't have anything to offer a sub in return. Not even domination. [sm=flying.gif]

ResidentSadist -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:18:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I was wealthy once long ago and far away… and my slave had servants. She had a chauffer, a maid, a landscaper and normal stuff that supports a house. She was qute fond of it, I am sure you would be too. Servants would be great fun...but cost money. That's the snafu to my whole evil plan: I don't have anything to offer a sub in return. Not even domination. I hate it when money gets in the way of a good evil plan... perhaps cookies as bait?

KMsAngel -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:19:42 PM)
so you'd have to kidnap asher or sunshine as well.

kittinSol -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/12/2008 3:20:30 PM)
But as we know, a weal twue sub wouldn't ask for anything in return for doing all these things for you: they'd find the fulfilling in the pudding. Having their cake and eating it. Pretty sweet deal for them.

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