RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent”

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subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 9:15:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough. My GOD it's been too long. ~gulp~ That would be really, really good too...

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 9:18:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan [snip] I do, however,tee, bristle at the way you put "WASH him and bring him to my tent". Hmmph...Why, oh word fetishist ( is that a woid ?), is there no antonym for misogynist ? If you had said, instead," BATHE him and bring him to my tent", I might have been interested. This is allegedly a quote from Cher, uttered upon the occasion of her 40th birthday, in reference to a 22-year-old-hunk. I’m not aware if she was “obeyed” but that’s where I’d put my money.

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:12:35 AM)
You're right...I don't think I could last very long either. I'd probably have a hard time telling him what to do in the first place: Me: So... Sub: Yes? Me: Uh, well...what do you wanna do? Sub: Hmmmm. What would you like me to do? Me: Oh, you know...whatever you feel like doing... Sub: Okay, well, I'd like to do what you feel like you'd like me to do Me: Sure, but, you know, just...do what you feel like you'd like to be doing, okay? Sub: Happy to do that, if you'll tell me because what I feel like I'd like to be doing is what you'd like me to do. For you. Me: Okay, stop doing that. Sub: My pleasure.

cjan -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:13:47 AM)
I was j/k anyhoo. Just as you shouldn't believe eveything you think, don't believe everything I post, unless you can "hear" my tone/"see "my expression. I guess I should put this disclaimer in my sig...

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:25:29 AM)
I get you, cjan, man [sm=wiggleass.gif]

divi -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:26:16 AM)
tee where can i get me one of these subs... I prefer one that can't speak

CalifChick -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:26:59 AM)
CJ... we're likening you to a 22 year old hunk. Just roll with it babieeeeeeee. Cali

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:27:49 AM)
See, that's what I'm not sure about. (Although I've gotten a few offers I could share with you, sexy Divi.) I like the no talking thing. Nice touch!

batshalom -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:28:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee You're right...I don't think I could last very long either. I'd probably have a hard time telling him what to do in the first place: Me: So... Sub: Yes? Me: Uh, well...what do you wanna do? Sub: Hmmmm. What would you like me to do? Me: Oh, you know...whatever you feel like doing... Sub: Okay, well, I'd like to do what you feel like you'd like me to do Me: Sure, but, you know, just...do what you feel like you'd like to be doing, okay? Sub: Happy to do that, if you'll tell me because what I feel like I'd like to be doing is what you'd like me to do. For you. Me: Okay, stop doing that. Sub: My pleasure. HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (You have just now read a transcript of why my marriage didn't work out the way I hoped.)

CalifChick -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:37:00 AM)
Don't forget ladies, that way back on page one I offered to be, basically, the UberDomme of this whole little shindig. I can give orders for servicing for all of you. Gawwwwd the beating to re-center would be so mmmmmmmmm yummmmmy. Cali

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 10:38:50 AM)
Awesome Cali...all we have to say is, "She said so."

sappatoti -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 11:42:17 AM)
... hmm ...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 11:50:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough. My GOD it's been too long. ~gulp~ That would be really, really good too... You two are so spoileddddddd..

BBWnNC72 -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 12:01:05 PM)
OMG, this thread had me spitting tuna salad all over my coffee table. Where can i get one of them there subby boys to clean up (my house and me). i was offered a chance once, but he wanted to much say and he was only 21! All i would get in return was clothes, a clean house, and learn how to face sit! Oh hell, i missed out on something good didn't i? [:(]

batshalom -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 1:49:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER quote: ORIGINAL: subtee quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom I don't want a sub. I want a Dom, a shamelessly masculine arrogant Dom to order me to my knees, and to help me there by pulling my hair because I don't move fast enough. My GOD it's been too long. ~gulp~ That would be really, really good too... You two are so spoileddddddd.. Oh. Look, tee. Our wish came true. ~leering at Bounty~ He's not washed yet ... but I do believe that's a jobs that subs can help with.

subtee -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 2:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom Oh. Look, tee. Our wish came true. ~leering at Bounty~ He's not washed yet ... but I do believe that's a jobs that subs can help with. A "Bountiful" wash...I'm in.

stubborngirl -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 4:04:16 PM)
truth be told...I'd probably take out all my angst verbally...make him cry once, then wrap him up in a blanket and put him to bed... then I'd eat a boatload of black cherry ice cream and feel bad about making him cry... Not.

AquaticSub -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 4:10:10 PM)
~Fast Reply~ chuckles I've considered it. If I ever found someone who I trusted and honestly wanted no-strings attached housework, I'd probably be quite happy to let them get their fix working around the house.

christine1 -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 4:44:23 PM)
i just want one that can do hair really, really well.

christine1 -> RE: “Wash Him and Bring Him to My Tent” (5/13/2008 4:48:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee This is allegedly a quote from Cher, uttered upon the occasion of her 40th birthday, in reference to a 22-year-old-hunk. I’m not aware if she was “obeyed” but that’s where I’d put my money. makes one wonder if Sonny was a sub...well, ok it was a half second fleeting thought that accidentally turned into a post...[8\|] geesh, so i'm really wondering, alright?

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