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PanthersMom -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/13/2008 8:17:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cyberdude611

Many believe it has to the do with the crystal skull legend.

There is an ancient legend that the Mayans had 13 crystal skulls and that when brought together have the power to project visions and influence cosmic and terrestrial forces. Some people even today believe those 13 skulls need to be reunited in order to save the planet in 2012.

By the way, this legend is what the new Indiana Jones movie is partially based on... That's why the called "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."


i have this mental picture of cheech and chong dressed in the garb of the day, sitting around in a sunshine-filled temple, smoking some pretty good columbian whatever, watching the cosmic light show put on by 13 crystal prism-like skulls with their various facets and cuts and all, making up stories to tell the populace around the ceremonial fire that night. 
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Zensee -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/13/2008 9:00:19 PM)

I believe the Mayan calendar was supposed to be based on the precession of the equinoxes - http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/PrecessionoftheEquinoxes.html

Some believe that crustal displacement or some other natural, global disaster will occur as a result of the completion of the precession in 2012. Even if there is a global disaster it is unlikely to sterilise the earth, let alone rid it of humans (we are a persistent species), thought it might be the end of Walmart and McDonalds.


Z.




Alumbrado -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/13/2008 9:37:02 PM)

The Bush dynasty will continue as G.P ascends  the throne.[:'(]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/13/2008 9:39:31 PM)

iraq launches estrogen gas aimed at usa....spreading estrogen once it hits...turning all men into women...and doubling the sizes of all womens boobs.

usa counter attacks with viagra...giving iraq a lifetime erection...war over...usa is thanked by iraq....




kc692 -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/13/2008 10:11:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

The Mayan Calendar ends on dec 21, 2012. The Mayan calendar was actually a very limited calendar that only went to 3000-something BC. And we know that humans, specifically modern humans, existed well before then. I don't think anything will happen other than some cool astrologic alignments.

Every generation has it's doomsday theory. Check out the bible. It specifically names Armegeddon. And people took that to be an event...rather it was a place. So the event referenced in the Revelations, has already happened. And the Earth will go on for ages and ages. At least, as long as we don't kill eachother first. The outside forces aren't what we need to worry about....it's our own selves.


Armegeddon is not a place and has not already happened. Others share different opinions than yours, I happen to be one of them..

I digress...to the OP yes, the Mayan calendar ends in 2012..

disclaimer: not starting this into a religious thread and dont intend to comment anymore on that aspect, and wasnt trying to be incendiary.  I just dont happen to share that opinion(as is mine), and it is just that, not a FACT.




popeye1250 -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 1:37:07 AM)

Isn't there supposed to be a shift in the poles in 2012?
That would fuck thinks up Bigtime.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 1:49:04 AM)

well ill be 50 in 2012.....how sweet that youre planning my party already.[;)]




pahunkboy -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 4:37:20 AM)

and hillary will be campaigning.




wulfgarw -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 5:50:58 AM)

2012, isn't that when the zombies attack?




DomKen -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 7:04:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kc692
Armegeddon is not a place and has not already happened. Others share different opinions than yours, I happen to be one of them..

It's not a place? Strange, it damn sure seemed like a place when I stood there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Megiddo




MadameXTC -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 8:25:42 AM)

yehp the website i visited said that with the alignment of the planets, there will be a shift in the mangnetic poles of the earth etc un etc. So its possible to have all kinds of things happen. a black hole will open, a big bang will happen like it did at creation...- I have heard everything from the northern lights being seen all over the planet, to great earthquakes and floods etc with the magnetic forces off balance. I dunno. like I said I plan on living each day happily despite when everyone thinks the world will end. Don't we all know what we were doing the night 2000 rolled in? In 2012 I will hopefully be with my children living happily, working on my career and happily at the side of my Dominant partner.




SteelofUtah -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 8:38:59 AM)

You know you people need to take 2012 seriously

Because I read somewhere that someone heard once that Bobby Kellers Cousin Basil said, and you know Basil know's everything, Basil said that because of a slight shift in the Earths Poles that people will shave thier dog's butts and teach them to walk backwards and people will comment on how pretty the dog is but what horrible breath it has. And that this shift will also cause a 5 degree temperature change WORLD WIDE and all women with have hard nippled from this day on and it will become a fashion statement so men won't be alowed to snicker and make comments when they see them and this sudden change in the Sexual Arrousal of all Men will cause them to not be as Sexually agressive and within the next two generations the human race might fade out all because guys don't get aroused by womens Jubblies. And Finally do to all these shifts and all the spare time on the world someone will finally discover the Brown Note, that sacred note that when played makes people loose all Bowel control which will accidently be played Globally and everyone left will take a dump at the same time and this will cause MASS Hysteria along with horrible hygene and everyone will die. ALL BECAUSE THE MYAN'S SAID SO.

.............What??

.............No Way!!!


Apparently thier calendar is like our and someone just needs to make the Next one.

Sorry for over reacting guys.

Steel

((WOO HOO Check it out Guys THREE paddles))




kc692 -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 2:51:49 PM)

It is also an event.....better? Sheesh......
I guess I better be more careful with late night posting that I really mean things as they appear typed...rather than risk the early morning snarkies,.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 2:59:38 PM)

2012 is the yr i become bi.... (which of you men will be first in line?)





SummerWind -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/14/2008 5:54:09 PM)

* We'll be 1/2 way through our occupation in Iraq....
* Preisdent Obama will gearing up for his second term
* The Stones will be completing their 27th final tour
* Gas will be $9.00/gallon
* The Cubs will be completing their 104th season without a World Series
* I'll appreciate even more how great it is to have been born free in the USA...




Mercnbeth -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/21/2008 1:58:07 PM)

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I ran across an interesting article regarding 2012 today and thought I'd share. Great timing just in time for the new Indiana Jones movie on the subject. You can amaze your friends with this useless information:

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Most of the Mayan calendars were short. The Tzolk'in calendar lasted for 260 days and the Haab' approximated the solar year of 365 days. The Mayans then combined both the Tzolk'in and the Haab' to form the "Calendar Round", a cycle lasting 52 Haab's (around 52 years, or the approximate length of a generation). Within the Calendar Round were the trecena (13 day cycle) and the veintena (20 day cycle). Obviously, this system would only be of use when considering the 18,980 unique days over the course of 52 years.

Using an innovative method, they were able to expand on the 52 year Calendar Round. Up to this point, the Mayan Calendar may have sounded a little archaic - after all, it was possibly based on religious belief, the menstrual cycle, mathematical calculations using the numbers 13 and 20 as the base units and a heavy mix of astrological myth. The only principal correlation with the modern calendar is the Haab' that recognized there were 365 days in one solar year (it's not clear whether the Mayans accounted for leap years). The answer to a longer calendar could be found in the "Long Count", a calendar lasting 5126 years.
I'm personally very impressed with this dating system. For starters, it is numerically predictable and it can accurately pinpoint historical dates. However, it depends on a base unit of 20 (where modern calendars use a base unit of 10). So how does this work?

The base year for the Mayan Long Count starts at "0.0.0.0.0". Each zero goes from 0-19 and each represent a tally of Mayan days. So, for example, the first day in the Long Count is denoted as 0.0.0.0.1. On the 19th day we'll have 0.0.0.0.19, on the 20th day it goes up one level and we'll have 0.0.0.1.0. This count continues until 0.0.1.0.0 (about one year), 0.1.0.0.0 (about 20 years) and 1.0.0.0.0 (about 400 years). Therefore, if I pick an arbitrary date of 2.10.12.7.1, this represents the Mayan date of approximately 1012 years, 7 months and 1 day.

This is all very interesting, but what has this got to do with the end of the world? The Mayan Prophecy is wholly based on the assumption that something bad is going to happen when the Mayan Long Count calendar runs out. Experts are divided as to when the Long Count ends, but as the Maya used the numbers of 13 and 20 at the root of their numerical systems, the last day could occur on 13.0.0.0.0. When does this happen? Well, 13.0.0.0.0 represents 5126 years and the Long Count started on 0.0.0.0.0, which corresponds to the modern date of August 11th 3114 BC. Have you seen the problem yet? The Mayan Long Count ends 5126 years later on December 21st, 2012.

When something ends (even something as innocent as an ancient calendar), people seem to think up the most extreme possibilities for the end of civilization as we know it. A brief scan of the internet will pull up the most popular to some very weird ways that we will, with little logical thought, be wiped off the face of the planet. Archaeologists and mythologists on the other hand believe that the Mayans predicted an age of enlightenment when 13.0.0.0.0 comes around; there isn't actually much evidence to suggest doomsday will strike. If anything, the Mayans predict a religious miracle, not anything sinister.

Source: http://www.universetoday.com/2008/05/19/no-doomsday-in-2012/ 


I find the facts about the Mayans and 2012 more interesting than the Art Bell "Coast to Coast" theories.

Personally, I'm going to hold off on my Christmas shopping until the 23rd that year; just in case...




hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/21/2008 2:12:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Zensee
thought it might be the end of Walmart and McDonalds.


And this is supposed to somehow be a Bad thing???????




QuietlySeeking -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/21/2008 2:24:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

and hillary will be campaigning.


...for the 2008 Presidency.




philosophy -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/21/2008 2:26:48 PM)

.....hmm, in 2012 Canadian Immigration will have finally got round to my application, maybe, as long as Bob doesn't have a curling briar to go to.........




MadRabbit -> RE: 2012...you know what I'm talking about.... (5/21/2008 2:55:19 PM)

Boobah Douchek, the Mayan calendar writer, procastinated making the calendar and did the whole thing the night before (less suffer being thrown into the volcano if a presentable calendar wasnt ready in the morning). He made it to the year 2012 when his buddy invited him out to have cocconut rum with two of the cute basket weavers. With his hand tired from chiseling into stone all night, he figured 2012 was good enough and abandoned his project.

Thus...another Doomsday prophecy was born.




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