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JulieorSarah -> Tax inspector (5/15/2008 5:40:54 PM)

I work in accounts my boss just sent this one ... it's almost that time of the year


At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box  of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:


'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?


'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an  unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufactures, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread - wafers.'


'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster in the know-it-all Rabbi.+


'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'


'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.




kittinSol -> RE: Tax inspector (5/15/2008 5:42:30 PM)

That sucked major ass [8|] .




GreedyTop -> RE: Tax inspector (5/15/2008 5:59:04 PM)

lol




domahpet -> RE: Tax inspector (5/15/2008 8:12:30 PM)

excellent




Lynnxz -> RE: Tax inspector (5/15/2008 9:24:44 PM)

hahahaha cute




sirsholly -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 3:43:10 AM)

lmao!!




kittinSol -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 4:50:59 AM)

It's just a crass offensive joke - where's the humour, exactly? In that the rabbi is trying to cheat the IRS? Or in that he recycles everything because he's a mean old Jew? Is the fun in the circumcision leftovers? I truly am at a loss.




SugarMyChurro -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 4:54:16 AM)

After reading that one I feel "gyped."




SteelofUtah -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 10:26:54 AM)

**Just shakes his head and walks away**




TribeTziyon -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 3:32:55 PM)

FYI........you are not going to have 'bread wafers' at a Jewish shul. 




CalifChick -> RE: Tax inspector (5/16/2008 4:35:27 PM)

Well I thought it was funny.  I must be a wicked person.  [sm=evil.gif]

WickedCali




MasterNick47 -> RE: Tax inspector (5/17/2008 1:03:09 PM)

the joke for those who dont get it he called the  auditor a DICK cause he was being one




MikeAslave4u -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 9:19:38 AM)

How can no one get that joke......?  its clever not effensive.




MasterNick47 -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 10:15:51 AM)

some people are just to literal to understand cleverness




kittinSol -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 10:18:22 AM)

No, some people just see through certain forms of so-called 'humour' for what they are [8|] .

Explain to me where the cleverness lay. I'm listening.




Termyn8or -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 2:41:28 PM)

kit, put some skin on. I can take a few Polak jokes (stella has corrected me on the spelling of that), although I am not fond of the "flush the punch bowl" one.

You have proven the point that there is ONE group of people who can't be joked about or picked on. Well I don't buy it and apparently the mods don't either because it is still here.

In your indignance you imply that no Jew has ever done or said anything the least bit humorous, come on, in 4,000 years ? Even you can't really believe that.

And for the record, I heard that joke years ago and all it got from me was a minor chuckle, basically I don't think it is all that good. But offensive ? To even imply that would be to believe the tax collector was Jewish, and that simply wasn't in there.

So lighten up. When you grow up I have a bunch of Jew jokes for ya, that I simply won't post for reasons that you have just made glaringly apparent.

T




kittinSol -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 3:15:00 PM)

So you can't tell me where the humour is either. Looks as though nobody can: it's not surprising.

You defend it for reasons I can only suspect (and that I would rather not know - I have heard your rhetoric often enough). Who are you to tell me to do anything again  [8|]?




Saratov -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 3:23:53 PM)

I too heard it years ago, it's mildiy amusing, if the auditor doesn't like being called names he should change jobs.

My grandmother, to the day she died was not happy I chose not to become a rabbi.




kittinSol -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 3:41:41 PM)

Yeah, I agree, humour is majorly affected by context - which was totally lacking in this particular instance.

In the end, some people should just avoid telling jokes altogether.




Termyn8or -> RE: Tax inspector (5/18/2008 3:46:18 PM)

Sarat, you are not offended ? How dare you ! You need to get off your ass, well on your ass and fire off emails to the ADL. the JDL and B'nai Brith right now.

And let's get HR4230 passed dammit !.

T




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