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HaywardCA -> Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:43:45 PM)

I'm curious how you feel about this clam: I encountered a site member who claimed to have had breast augmentation that took her from a bra size 36D to 48FFF (no, that is not a typo). Before I say more, I'm curious to read a few of your reactions to that claim.




mnottertail -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:48:44 PM)

How was she at sucking cock? 'Cause I gotta tell you, tits come on most girls, one or two and they got some tit measuing that men cant really know, depending on alotta life, but if they spit, pal........

Outta here; clown!!!!!!!

Ron




kittinSol -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:52:40 PM)

I know you're just a pixelited spirit cloaked in a sinister piece of grey cloth... but it's about fucking time you posted again, Ron [8D] .




kiyari -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:53:35 PM)

Not sure you addressed his question, sweetie.

I would think that such monstrous boobies, would be a liability for the lady,
and.. perhaps an impediment for the fella.

Not into women, myself, so just... hazarding a perspective.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:55:54 PM)

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36D to 48FFF


she definately has mental issues to do this.





mnottertail -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:59:33 PM)

IFF (meaning if and only if) the corpulance of her mammary glands do not impinge on her ability to slurp the slave candy...........I think you should not kick her to the curb, but; rather, consider some sort of empathy here.  




kittinSol -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 8:59:40 PM)

Since the figure represents the bust circumference, and the letter refers to the cup size, going from a 36 to a 48 would mean having extensive grafting on the back and/or ribcage.

Not the most natural look... this story is sooooooooooo National Enquirer [:D]




MissMagnolia -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:02:47 PM)

It happens all the time. Why anyone would do it, I don't know. I have G cup bewbs and I'm telling ya, it's hell on my back, shoulders and the headaches they bring is pure evil. If I had the money, I'd be shrinking to a comfy C cup.

Some women do it thinking it will attract a man, some do it for the chance of money (they get a job in porn, as a stripper, blah, blah, blah), some do it to make themselves feel sexy. It's kinda sad really.




stef -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:02:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HaywardCA

I'm curious how you feel about this clam: I encountered a site member who claimed to have had breast augmentation that took her from a bra size 36D to 48FFF (no, that is not a typo). Before I say more, I'm curious to read a few of your reactions to that claim.

I would say that she is a fraud, and is possibly a guy jerking your chain.  The number in a bra size is the underbust/band measurement and that number doesn't change after a breast augmentation. 

~stef




kiyari -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:04:26 PM)

No kicking to the curb from me (owie just to think of it!)

Best I could muster would be to keep myself from showing pity.

Gah, the mind pic :P

P.S.: Of course, this is an HNG Thread. Aren't so many these days?




bipolarber -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:05:28 PM)

Oh, I definitely think you should keep her! Think of it, if you're flying somewhere, and the plane goes down over water, you can use her as a handy floatation device...  In older model sports cars, she wouldn't need airbags for collision protection... with a high tech, LED bra, you could sell advertising space on her chest like the Goodyear blimp!

(No, I don't think this is real... at least no more real than breasts that size would seem. I've heard of a few strippers and porn stars who have had that sort of extreme augmentation done... but most of them have plans to reduce again the moment they are out of the businesses they are in. )




mnottertail -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:05:31 PM)

corpulent porpoises

simply because I had to spell it right, once tonight.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:06:43 PM)

okay heres a thought..why not change the shape of them...how about square... triangle? rectangle? or how about adding a boob for a 3rd like in total recall?






cjan -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:07:42 PM)

I would think she would need a wheelbarrow to walk down the street.




irrumatrix -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:07:57 PM)

I would say that it's either obviously false or she also got rather fat in the process.  The first number corresponds to the measurement in inches below her breasts, so while someone with a measurement of 36 is probably a dress size 6-10, going up to 48 is probably a dress size... humongous.  I don't have implants so I'm not sure, but it sounds highly implausible that someone would have a larger underbust measurement just by getting implants.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:15:28 PM)

I just do not get tit fetishes. Big tits usually ruin the symmetry of the female body.

I, as far as I can tell, got enough nursing as a baby and have no desire to do so again.

Pussies and asses are far more interesting to me. I've really dug assfucking for as long as I can remember, sometimes to the exclusion of vaginal sex, but these past few years I have been rediscovering the joys of snatch. Pussies are cool.




mnottertail -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:20:11 PM)

I'm just spitballing here, but what if she had three humongous tits?

Could she still be a pretty hella cock gobbler?

Ron




ownedgirlie -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:28:41 PM)

I gotta say, Ronnie, no one can accuse you of not being focused.  [8D]




mnottertail -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:35:11 PM)

Let me guess here, am I disappating myself or do you have some hella tits, ownie?
Your Ronnie




ownedgirlie -> RE: Breast Augmentation (5/16/2008 9:41:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Let me guess here, am I disappating myself or do you have some hella tits, ownie?

My Master would say the latter, Ronnie.  I don't prefer 'em but he loves 'em.  DDD, which I think is the same as F.

quote:


Your Ronnie


I'm swooning.  [sm=kiss.gif]




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