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Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 2:15:18 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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The best name i've given to a Cock is Gonzo Mc Twitchy
beat that :P


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 2:35:09 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 3:01:41 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:17:53 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:22:04 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:23:01 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:24:11 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:27:55 AM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		I have jokingly called mine several things, but never givin it a name for long term

I did have a buddy that would call his One eyed Willie the Whale. Another guy called his tiny.

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 4:33:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Never named it but called it a penisaurus once.

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 5:06:15 AM   
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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 6:16:48 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: MladyHathor

Mine.


this gets my vote!!!! 


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 7:40:16 AM   
chamberqueen


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Status: offline 		When I was married we called my husband's dick "Homer" because it always knew how to find the way "home" (my privates).  

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 7:45:09 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 10:37:39 AM   
SinLee


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Status: offline 		faery, i think i've had boyfriends i've called that as well....

only other name was one given to a guys dick by a group of us girls... ."shotgun - one pump and it blows" (can we say "should learn to jerk off before sex???")

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 10:42:23 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		I used to call my penis "Your Other Boyfriend" cause some girls usually wanted to spend more time with it then with me.

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 10:51:53 AM   
cjan


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 11:02:19 AM   
Daddysredhead


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beat that :P

Very funny quote in a penis thread!!!  LOL

In high school, one guy had named his Fred. 

Daddy once called his Jake ("Gotta shake Jake" = gotta pee).

Most of the time, I just refer to it as "My Daddy's cock." 



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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 11:11:38 AM   
Lucylastic


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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 11:16:26 AM   
PanthersMom


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Status: offline 		junior, senior being the attatched male. 

PM

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RE: Naming the Penis - 5/17/2008 11:19:52 AM   
rubberpet


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Status: offline 		Hmmmm, Lil Johnny McSquirt!  

I now refer to it as "Hers".  It's Her penis, I just carry it around to pee.

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