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No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 1:34:11 PM   
Tigrita


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Status: offline 		New sexual terminology, coined by D's son Chris (promised I'd give credit where credit is due).  We were talking about a guy literally hung like a horse, verifiably 12 inches long and so thick you can't get your fingers around it... and a chick that worships him for it... so he's The Horse and she's The Equestrian.  I love it, so I'm spreading it.  No more 'size queens', they are hence forth equestrians!
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 1:41:18 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 1:57:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		is that two hands fingers touching thick?
this is almost verging on a beastiality thread and i thought those were forbidden.
 
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 2:02:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tigrita

We were talking about a guy literally hung like a horse, verifiably 12 inches long and so thick you can't get your fingers around it...


eek!!


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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 2:08:13 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 2:33:35 PM   
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*winnies like Trigger*


Puts on Lone Ranger mask and prepares to mount...

oops...wait a minute....that was Silver...wasn't it?? Never mind.


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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:03:05 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:03:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Equestrians, huh?  Gives a whole new meaning to the folks who live in and around Middleburg, VA aka "Hunt Country."  Does this woman who worships the big-hung one use a riding crop to bring him into compliance? 

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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:06:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		i doubt its inches it is more likely that it is centimetres...men get that confused alot.

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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:06:26 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:43:30 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 3:53:06 PM   
Lynnxz


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Too big for me, thanks...

None of this please

But seriously though.. where do you put 12 inches?

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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 4:02:16 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 4:05:19 PM   
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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 4:11:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that.

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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 4:18:48 PM   
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Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that.


LOL

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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 4:56:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that.


Yes, but then you could use him as a tripod, as a bar stool, for a potted plant, or to rest your drink on, etc. Very ummm, stable...no pun intended. *whinneys*


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RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians - 5/18/2008 5:28:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

*winnies like Trigger*


Puts on Lone Ranger mask and prepares to mount...

oops...wait a minute....that was Silver...wasn't it?? Never mind.



Awww Holly...
just start singing, "Happy Trails"....  hehe    


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