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Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 1:28:49 PM

MercTech

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Someone's email reminded me of this a few minutes ago... I thought it was worth sharing...

There is a gadget called a "radiological isolator" that is used to keep the liquid from gages in the contaminated systems from contacting the $30,0000 precision gage calibrator. One of the first things I ever did after qualifying was to get the radiological isolators ready for use and replace the diaphrams and seals.

I get the usual brown envelope. "Diaphram, Radiological Isolator, 1 each, MIl-SPEC-xxxx"

So I lay out my tools. Get the isolator out and sit it on the workbench. Mark off an area as a "contamination control area, FME area, Radiological Area". I open the packages of the gaskets and isolator diaphram. And the CPO comes running trying to find out why I was cackling so hard.

Diaphram, Radiological Isolator, 1 ea.... was a Trojan (Unlubricated) and it costs $45 each.

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RE: Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 1:51:17 PM

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LOL.. That had to be a Government purchase, considering the Price of an Unlubricated Trojan.

Though that does remind me of a promo that I recieved from McAfee many many years ago. A large squared Trojan in a wrapper that said to deposit my hard drive inside or use McAfee's Virus Scanner from protection from viruses and trojans.

And for those who say they don't fit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QedMbzLi-k&feature=related

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RE: Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 3:03:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

And for those who say they don't fit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QedMbzLi-k&feature=related

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I had always been uncomfortable using regular condom, but I accepted it as a part of getting laid mainly due to educational videos like this. It was suggested to me to use the magnums that trojan makes. I keep a few on me now for "emergencies" and I wont use anything else. I was at a party that the hosts required use of the condoms that they provided, needless to say, no nookie for me that night...

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RE: Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 3:18:34 PM

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Phin that's only because you are an Inch Long and a Foot wide..

In Highschool we used to call him Pancake.

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RE: Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 3:32:26 PM

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RE: Atomic Condoms - 5/19/2008 4:59:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

And for those who say they don't fit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QedMbzLi-k&feature=related

Poenkitten

I say, send this link to all those who state that only males are d*ck heads.