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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:34:33 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:36:32 PM   
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I *just* got this one. I think the trolls are out tonight

"STICK IT IN MY POOPER PLZ!!!!1!"


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:37:53 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		not to offend ya there dearie, but stick what exactly? im guessing that you are woman both upstairs and down? or is there somethin ya aint tellin us?


I ended up replying with something to the effect of "Well, could you see a skinny God Of Cookies?"

Kinda one-sided, since she didntfeel the need to put a pic up

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:39:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno, I have this salt shaker I could use... and uhmmm there's a candle on my desk...how about a graphing calculator?

Pft, the closest thing I have to dangly parts is a feeldoe, kkthx. 

**And I  don't feel like sticking it up some strange guys netherparts. I'd have to burn it, then I'd get all pissy because I'd be out for like $100**


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:40:38 PM   
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It was the hat that made me wonder :P

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:47:45 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:48:26 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:11:37 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:13:34 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:15:10 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:16:07 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:18:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Asher... After perving your profile I have to ask. Where exactly can you loose weight?? I guess Im blind tonight...




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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:19:33 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:21:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ive got a bit of a tummy, (roughly 5-10 lbs of fat) that Im working off slowly by hiking, swimming and fucking

Sylvere, you like it when I contact you though, and Im still fairly certain im male :P (Id make an ugly wimmen)

given that the person that sent that particular gem to me claims to be 89 lbs, im guessing shes upset that she cant count my ribs...

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:22:37 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:24:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		No Asher Dont do it... Keep the fat...In fact pack some one.. ^_^

I always say( to the ever so skinny ones), well when food prices soar so high no one can buy any, and people are starving to death, Im going to last at least a month longer then you... Survival, or a stick figure....? Ill go with survival ^_^


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:26:07 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		hopeless I perved you, and you are hawt...

I want to gain some more muscle... and I love hiking anyway so...

Besides, I think I would look ht with a 6 pack again

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:27:59 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Ive got a bit of a tummy, (roughly 5-10 lbs of fat) that Im working off slowly by hiking, swimming and fucking


  That's nothing.  I've still got (roughly) 20 to lose.

quote:

Sylvere, you like it when I contact you though, and Im still fairly certain im male :P (Id make an ugly wimmen)


Yes, but I already know you.  It's different. 

quote:

given that the person that sent that particular gem to me claims to be 89 lbs, im guessing shes upset that she cant count my ribs...


Hey, it's not the ribs that count!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:29:54 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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and no, Id say its my hair that should count, because its georgious

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:29:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		But its like cookie monster... -sniffles- NOT Eating cookies, Its just unnatural..(the sadest day of my life was learning this)

Men with six packs always feel like they are trying to compensate for something. To long in a gym that much effort spent in playing with gym equipment, seems like someone cant get a girlfriend...No its not because Im massively out of shape and having an in shape partner would force me to actually go to the gym on a regular basis in stead of just talking about it.. I swear...

Besides Fucking always burns more calories then the gym... I swear they add like carbs or something to the water...



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