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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:32:38 PM   
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But its like cookie monster... -sniffles- NOT Eating cookies, Its just unnatural..(the sadest day of my life was learning this)

Men with six packs always feel like they are trying to compensate for something. To long in a gym that much effort spent in playing with gym equipment, seems like someone cant get a girlfriend...No its not because Im massively out of shape and having an in shape partner would force me to actually go to the gym on a regular basis in stead of just talking about it.. I swear...

Besides Fucking always burns more calories then the gym... I swear they add like carbs or something to the water...




I think I made that point to her, after inviting her over for a steak (I hate to see the wimmens go hungry, must be my italian heritage)
and I dont even want to think about howbadly Sesame street gt raped... (still looking for the originals to show my um when shes a few years older)
Ive got 2 wimmens in my life, I go hiking with them, and of course most of my other excersise as well... (or will in a couple weeks) so its really win-win

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:34:59 PM   
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The weirdest thing I've been approached with is a guy who must have watched too many 3 Stooges movies.  He wanted to hit me in the face with banana creme pies, but only online because he was married. 



Careful now,  I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show.  I did that once on a first date. 
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:36:47 PM   
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I actually offered and tried to get the guy to let me blow him... to get out of it after 20 minutes...

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:38:03 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:39:05 PM   
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I actually offered and tried to get the guy to let me blow him... to get out of it after 20 minutes...


remind me to get my really bad movies out if we ever meet... :P

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:41:27 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:42:57 PM   
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Ill umm pick you up and bring you to my place.... how does that sound?


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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:44:48 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:45:39 PM   
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(note to self, get basement)

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:47:14 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:48:38 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:50:32 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:55:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		that might work... I guess
or I could just get my fat ass over to the store...

I mean, if you're sure

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:02:02 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:04:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		so its settled... Ill pick ya up, take you to my place and force you to watch bad movies until I break your mind, then you give me head until you get lockjaw and I lock you in the basement with lots of cookies and milk

its a deal

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:31:48 PM   
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Careful now, I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show. I did that once on a first date.
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that counts as foreplay! especially if the old men in the balcony are making smartass comments

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:46:43 PM   
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Careful now, I might force you to watch hours and hours of the Muppet Show. I did that once on a first date.
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that counts as foreplay! especially if the old men in the balcony are making smartass comments

Well of course they are.  But if you really want to get kinky, I have the complete works of Walt Kelly.
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:51:46 PM   
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oooooooh fantasia!!

you're not trying to scare me, are you?

*t'aint working*

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:55:47 PM   
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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:56:56 PM   
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Dammit.. now that song is stuck in my head

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