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bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:37:37 AM

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Outside of me, who is the strangest person you have met on here? What did they want?

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:38:54 AM

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I decline to answer on the grounds that it might incinerate them

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:39:11 AM

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Hahahaha. No....I just can't go down that path. Where's Marie when I need her?

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:41:57 AM

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And no names please!

Though "complimentary monikers" are acceptible.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:42:03 AM

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Oh I thought you were talking about me. Never mind.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:42:39 AM

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I had someone cmail me today and ask me to marry them. Never spoke to them or anything, they hadn't even bothered to read my full profile

Also had a cmail today telling me my shoes need to be higher and that i should wear a size or two too small so they would be painful. I have only just mastered 6 1/2 inch heels and they can be painful enough on the balls of my feet after a while, without them being too god damn small as well.

I don't get many weird requests to be honest, or maybe they are and i just don't find them so

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:43:38 AM

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Met met...or been contacted by?

There was that guy that contacted me to see if I would let him fulfill a fantasy about shaving all a girl's hair off her head.......

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:44:51 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I had someone cmail me today and ask me to marry them. Never spoke to them or anything, they hadn't even bothered to read my full profile

Also had a cmail today telling me my shoes need to be higher and that i should wear a size or two too small so they would be painful. I have only just mastered 6 1/2 inch heels and they can be painful enough on the balls of my feet after a while, without them being too god damn small as well.

I don't get many weird requests to be honest, or maybe they are and i just don't find them so

I've gotten a couple from some female top (maybe),who wants to talk about cutting off women's breasts. I told her it was fine, as long as they were hers. She seemed to lose interest after that-odd.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:45:57 AM

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So that's a No on the marriage? Darn. Oh well, find another sub.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:47:00 AM

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I've only had one odd request and that was for my feet. Not the rest of me, just my feet.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:52:15 AM

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I met this crappy dom who is a left wing commie who is a serial entreprenuer with two gun stores, loves machineguns, is something of a knuckle dragger who knows the latin names of flowers, and while he will stop to help a woman cross the street will also thump his chest and beat up assholes for the sheer joy of it. If he wasn't such a womanizer I would think he was gay, I mean how many men press flowers, love fabric stores, and cry at chick flicks?

Fucking wierd if you ask me...

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:52:51 AM

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Then of course I couldn't forget the guy who described himself as a "grunting lustpig" who wanted to "rut in my dark perversion". That was pretty weird.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:53:58 AM

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Just some random broken english russian spam .Ohh i did have a gay male stalker, then i put my wieght at 975 lbs and he went away.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 8:57:43 AM

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Let's see... I have made up my found nicknames for them all...

Foot Tickle Fetish Girl
Death Metal Corpse Girl
Bullwhip Amish Farmer Girl
Dripping Wet Basement Bitch

Basically the kinds that were so fixated upon one thing, they could not talk about anything else. Single minded track of minds running out of control like a freight train.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:03:40 AM

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Then we have-

Nobody loves me,all men are pigs girl.

Seeking fabio girl

why can't I find a master just like jesus girl......

It just gets stranger and stranger..

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:10:02 AM

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The sub that drove me nuts had a one track mind (get yours out of the gutter, it wasn't sex) all he could talk about was how I would use urethral sounds in him.

Then there was the guy with the fantasy of being tied to a spit and turned over an open fire. Sheesh!

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 9:50:28 AM

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-=Past Week=-
"hi ever met a very busty doormat u can disfigure perm no limts before"
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"I want to watch you cut my wife please"
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"Hello,
My wife and I are looking for someone to train her"
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-=Highlights Past Year=-

"Once the slave gives herself to her Master she is immediately treated as the non-human animal that she is. The slave girl has all of her past freedoms taken away from her and she is denied any freedom for the rest of her life. The slave’s clothes are immediately taken away from her and she will remain naked..."
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I want to submit to hypnosis so I will obey your every command. I want to live my daily ;life hypnotized and in your power.
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Name: *****************
Gender: female tri sexual
Location: Las Vegas
Experience: 23 years as a 24/7 slave
Tits: 38/28/34 Cub D: dress: 7: shoes: 6
Height: 5 feet 6 inches
Collar size: 12 inches
Also : I never wear panties and only bra’s to high light my milk tits
Slave is lactating at present
Language : English and German (was rented to Swiss and Gerrman farmer   to be exposed to bestiality for more than a year
Availability : 3 to 6 months…need to quit job and sell my house and other things, if I can drive to you I will bring to you my 2005 mustang convertible …if I fly I will sell prior   ( I will not accept a rush ) tel. and chat only after some bonding by e mail ..i had problems giving my tel. to early with stalking experiences and worse etc

I am trying to put together my past briefly for you Sir I was born to 2 lesbians one submissive (my Mother) the other dominant and a dog. It was their wish to have a baby one from a test tube with no family etc to train to become a perfect trisexual slave. I was born and after kept secretly at home in a cage as my baby bed. My mother told me that I was used from day one..........
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And then there was the chick with breast cancer who wrote asking me to cut her tits off. I thought she was bluffing and called her on it… we ended up talking and she was serious. She was vain, she was gonna’ loose her pride and joy titties and wanted them to go out in glory on film.
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BTW: The tit disfiguration thing is common theme… I get so many requests it can't be a real sociological occurrence. The numbers have to be biased. I think it is a police operation. I get more than one a month here and at AOL, yahoo etc.   How many women out there want to have their tits cut off? Seems a little skewed to me. Anyone else get this more than monthly?

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:00:36 AM

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Hmmm... I was considering posting my weirdest contact, but how the hell can I follow, much less beat, RS's post? Game over, he wins :)

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:07:14 AM

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Someone who wrote me and insisted that I and all subs had Borderline personality Disorder. Everything I said to refute it just in his eyes made his case for me having this disorder. All diagnosed from his armchair with nothing but a read of my profile! Then their was the one that I guess i insulted and to show his domliness...You see I kept questioning what the hell,"complete submission" was? Well, when o pissed him off he told me what for a bunch of whore names and told me how he was going to sew my pussylips shut! Do people really do that? To each their own but eeew.

not much compared to RS's fun but my craziness none the less.

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RE: bdsm nutjobs. - 5/23/2008 10:08:17 AM

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I still get a chuckle from the guy who wants to watch me pop balloons with my fingernails, or stomp on them. I used to think guys that were into watching women smoke were kinda off kilter, but now thats something I am totally used too.

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