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Asherdelampyr -> Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:34:52 PM)

10. Tell the coat check girl at the end of the night that your coat is the long black one

9.  Introduce yourself as Cain, or Vlad Tepes

8.  get a stack of quarters, find "endowed" women in corsets, try to score goals

7.  exclaim often and loudly that Pink is the new Black... preferably while wearing all pink

6.  bring a box of tissues with you, explain that you are gathering life sotries

5.  everytime you are introduced to someone, give them a breathmint, dont explain why

4.  Take a poll to see how many people realize who owns hot topic

3.  Continuously ask the "vampire" goths iif they work at K-Mart

2.  Dress like Richard Simmons, start jazzercising to the music

1.  Sneak into the DJ booth while he is away and put the macarena on... see the confusion




patwi -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:37:08 PM)

*snorts a laugh*

this makes me want to be a Goth.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:37:51 PM)

it can be a lot of fun

and its hard to get in a fight with a guy who is scared to ruin his lace frock coat




dcnovice -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:38:32 PM)

quote:

exclaim often and loudly that Pink is the new Black... preferably while wearing all pink


MAGGIE [calming them down] Girls, girls, girls, girls... [Ripping off bits of pink material she has taken from the shelf, giving them to each secretary] Listen: take this to all the designers; I want dresses made up in exactly this shade of pink
.
Babs: take this round to Kaiser Delmont, I want shoes and stockings in exactly this colour.

Laura: everything goes pink! I want the whole issue pink; I want the whole country pink! [Pauses]

Lettie: take an editorial: [dramatically] "To the women of America..."—no, make it to the women everywhere: "banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige! From now on
girls..."

MAGGIE.
Think pink! think pink! when you shop for summer clothes.
Think pink! think pink! if you want that quel-que chose.
Red is dead, blue is through,
Green's obscene, brown's taboo.
And there is not the slightest excuse for plum or puce
—or chartreuse.
Think pink! forget that Dior says black and rust.
Think pink! who cares if the new look has no bust.
Now, I wouldn't presume to tell a woman
what a woman oughtta think,
But tell her if she's gotta think: think pink—!

WOMEN.
—for bags! pink for shoes!
Razzle, dazzle and spread the news!
And pink's for the lady with joie de vive!
Pinks for all the family.
Try pink shampoo.
Pink toothpaste too.
Play in pink, all day in pink,
Pretty gayin pink.
Drive in pink, come alive in pink,
Have a dive in pink.
Go out dancing but just remember one thing:
You can get a little wink
If you got a little pink
In your swing.

MEN [painters, with NYC accents]
Think pink! think pink, it's the latest word, you know.
Think pink! think pink and you're Michelangelo.

WOMEN.
Feels so gay, feels so bright.
Makes you day, makes you night.
Pink is now the colour to which
you gotta switch!

MEN.
(Do what you gotta switch!)

WOMEN.
Every stitch!

MEN.
(Every stitch you switch!)

MAGGIE.
Think pink! think pink on the long, long road ahead.

WOMEN & MEN.
On the road, (& MAGGIE) think pink!

MAGGIE.
...think pink and the world is rosey-red

WOMEN & MEN.
(Everything's rosey.)

MAGGIE.
Everything on the great horizon,
Everything that you can think—
and that includes the kitchen sink,
Think pink!

WOMEN & MEN.
Think pink, think pink
Think pink, think pink
Think pink, think pink!


Now I want to see Funny Face again.





KCherry -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:38:54 PM)

Asher you are too much. lol.




PsyVamp -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:41:56 PM)

That is just the type of thing that makes my head hurt..
Please don't say "pink" again!  Have mercy!

and people think I'M a sadist.... *grumbles*




phoenixinchains -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:43:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr


8.  get a stack of quarters, find "endowed" women in corsets, try to score goals




ah, so this game transends many subcultures...




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:44:14 PM)

where there are corsets, there is corset-ball
fact of nature :P

(though in the SCA we tend to use grapes instead of quarters)




KCherry -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:47:57 PM)

Most people who have done that to me use candy :)




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:49:38 PM)

*looks around*

I got some candiess here somewhere...




dcnovice -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:51:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

That is just the type of thing that makes my head hurt..
Please don't say "pink" again!  Have mercy!

and people think I'M a sadist.... *grumbles*


If it makes you feel better, I'm being punished by having the song stuck in my head.




maskedsow -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:51:39 PM)

i worked the cloak room at a bdsm club and when people came for there coats i always asked is yours the black one and they would say yes even though all the coats were black lol




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:54:41 PM)

I happen to have picked up the coat-check girl with that line
wasnt really worth it afterwards, but it did work :P




GreedyTop -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:59:10 PM)

(who owns hot topic?)




KCherry -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 6:59:37 PM)

The GAP :)




GreedyTop -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 7:00:16 PM)

Seriously?? OMG, thats friggin HILARIOUS!! 




KCherry -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 7:01:21 PM)

Indeed.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 7:02:33 PM)

there is actually some debate, since Hot Topic is its own company, and according to NASDAQ hasnt recorded a parent company (Source)

As far as I can determine, the rumor that The Gap owns it is just that, a rumor




PsyVamp -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 7:02:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice


quote:

ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

That is just the type of thing that makes my head hurt..
Please don't say "pink" again!  Have mercy!

and people think I'M a sadist.... *grumbles*


If it makes you feel better, I'm being punished by having the song stuck in my head.


LOL!  The demons of pink are at it again.




dcnovice -> RE: Top 10 things to do in a Goth Club! (5/23/2008 7:04:06 PM)

Okay, I'm so out of it that I have to ask what Hot Topic is.




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