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Griswold -> Stupidest humans on Earth (5/24/2008 3:51:28 PM)
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Okay...I'm pretty sure I just met the stupidest couple on the planet...possibly in the entire galaxy.
I'm trying to rent out the lower half of one of my rental houses...3 bedrooms, kitchen, W/D, etc.
The stairway that connects the two halves is closed off with a false wall, and the lower section has two private entries and it says as such in the ad.
Couple comes by, walks in and the woman says to me "I'm confused, your ad says that you're renting the lower half of the house, that it's closed off from the upper and it has two private entries....where is the lower half?"
As we're standing in the (lower) unit, I said as politely as I could figure..."you may have noticed on the way in that this is a 2 story house and we are not currently in the upper portion of it....now, see the ceiling above you?" ("Yes", she said)..."well, that's actually the underside of floor of the upper part of the house, and you'll notice that this part of the house is below that part, making this the 'lower half'".
"Okay" she said "but...where are the two private entries?"
Somewhat amazed, I carefully collected my thoughts and said "well, that door you just walked through....that would be one of the two...and that door over there...that would be the other one".
They're planning on having children.
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