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Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 3:51:28 PM   
Griswold


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Okay...I'm pretty sure I just met the stupidest couple on the planet...possibly in the entire galaxy.

I'm trying to rent out the lower half of one of my rental houses...3 bedrooms, kitchen, W/D, etc.

The stairway that connects the two halves is closed off with a false wall, and the lower section has two private entries and it says as such in the ad.

Couple comes by, walks in and the woman says to me "I'm confused, your ad says that you're renting the lower half of the house, that it's closed off from the upper and it has two private entries....where is the lower half?"

As we're standing in the (lower) unit, I said as politely as I could figure..."you may have noticed on the way in that this is a 2 story house and we are not currently in the upper portion of it....now, see the ceiling above you?"  ("Yes", she said)..."well, that's actually the underside of floor of the upper part of the house, and you'll notice that this part of the house is below that part, making this the 'lower half'".

"Okay" she said "but...where are the two private entries?"

Somewhat amazed, I carefully collected my thoughts and said "well, that door you just walked through....that would be one of the two...and that door over there...that would be the other one".

They're planning on having children.

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 3:54:31 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:04:59 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:10:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		There was a movie I saw semi-recently that my friend and I really disliked. It was called Idiocracy and we thought it was sooooo stupid it was ridiculous. Not stupid-funny......just stupid.

I know now why I hated it so much. I didn't hate it because it was too ridiculous to be true. I hated it because it *was* true. At least the reasoning for how the world got the way it was in the movie. The logic of the movie's opening is being proven daily.

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:17:12 PM   
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The stairway that connects the two halves is closed off with a false wall, and the lower section has two private entries and it says as such in the ad.


Surely you mean that the stairway entrance is closed off from the lower half rather than the stairway between the two halves is closed off? Otherwise fuck how do you get upstairs that was bad planning.

IMOSHO you don't own a house it is two flats.

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:20:00 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:25:39 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:26:08 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:33:06 PM   
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if they move in make sure you give condoms as a house warming present 


Hahahahahahahaha

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 4:35:35 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 7:46:18 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 7:46:39 PM   
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quote:

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They're planning on having children.


Perhaps they're too stupid to figure out how to do it successfully?

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 8:28:05 PM   
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They're planning on having children.


Perhaps they're too stupid to figure out how to do it successfully?


One can only hope.

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 8:31:18 PM   
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Perhaps they're too stupid to figure out how to do it successfully?


You know better than that.  Even stupid people have this unkanny knack of figuring out how to have sex, do, and produce more stupid kids.  To bad stupid is not painful.
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 8:34:17 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 8:37:21 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 8:46:31 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 9:28:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Griswold, perhaps you should rent to them. Collect the rent on the 1st, wait two weeks, then knock on the door and tell them the rent is due again. Repeat as necessary.

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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 10:25:33 PM   
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RE: Stupidest humans on Earth - 5/24/2008 10:28:25 PM   
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