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The REscue - 5/24/2008 3:56:48 PM

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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:13:13 PM

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lol

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:17:49 PM

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hehehe my uncle would kill me lol

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:19:43 PM

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I'd kill myself, if my Mom didn't do it first...

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:22:44 PM

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laughs

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:24:27 PM

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Id get a stick topush him under with

but then im mean like that

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 4:29:41 PM

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id hand his ass a 500 pound weight and tell him top hold on tight.

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RE: The REscue - 5/24/2008 6:05:56 PM

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RE: The REscue - 5/25/2008 3:01:19 AM

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hell Id have told him to pull down his pants and bend over

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RE: The REscue - 5/25/2008 9:03:45 AM

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But the third kid had a defense : "But Dad, would you REALLY want Cheney in ?".

I've been told I would've made a great lawyer.

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RE: The REscue - 5/25/2008 11:02:00 AM

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But the third kid had a defense : "But Dad, would you REALLY want Cheney in ?".

I've been told I would've made a great lawyer.

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Hmmmm, Cheney would never make it into office because the fucker would drop dead of a heart attack the second he found out the good news!

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RE: The REscue - 5/26/2008 7:09:04 AM

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rubber, are you just trying to make me feel good ?

On a serious note though, this story entails Bush keeping not one, but two promises. Now that's a riot.

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RE: The REscue - 5/26/2008 9:42:19 AM

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rubber, are you just trying to make me feel good ?

On a serious note though, this story entails Bush keeping not one, but two promises. Now that's a riot.

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Well, yeah...I'm a feel good person.

Once Bush drowned and Cheney dropped dead, Nancy Pelosi would be the new president. Hmmmm, that's a bit interesting, isn't it?

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