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CalifChick -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 10:35:22 AM)
Dear SSS... have at it. And ummmm.... save some of that for me. Cali (who is omitting the fact that her airline ticket has already been purchased...)

GreedyTop -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 2:49:52 PM)
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

CalifChick -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:07:17 PM)
You don't need to cheer him on, GT, I'm sure he'll do fine on his own. Cali

SinLee -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:09:42 PM)
No worries, i already said GT's coming with me to RS's when i come down there... see, he won't even have to go anywhere to do it

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:20:25 PM)
I've been drooling over Miss Magnolia since I first registered with CM. I don't drool over just ANYTHING! (harumphs) MMMM cake...(drools). What was the topic again?

ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:26:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Dear SSS... have at it. And ummmm.... save some of that for me. Cali (who is omitting the fact that her airline ticket has already been purchased...) Dear cali, Me thinks that GT is very durable, no matter which end of the paddle she chooses to be on at that moment. I am sure I will have no trouble saving you some. A tangent of though comes to mind. Since you wanted me to save you some of GT, and knowing I would only be acting in your behalf and in your best interests, it would probably be best if I hold GT in bondage until you arrive later. Despite all the trouble and effort keeping her prisoner for several weeks would be, I would selflessly dedicate myself to her long term bondage and torture… oops, did I say torture? What I meant to say was, since she will already have been well spanked, it would be mental cruelty to spank her up like that, get her all warmed up and then leave her there… just hanging… with her bum all warm and burning and nowhere else to go… that would be a cruel tease right? So it is in her best interest, and yours since I would be keeping her for you, that GT doesn’t get exposed to such ignoble treatment as a mere spanking and then nothing else, nothing to top it off after the warm up. She deserves the full creative attention of a fine sexual sadist, don’t you think? Afterall, GT is a nice girl and she deserves the best! As far as the details of what the “best” is this old sadist has up his sleeve, I will provide details upon request since GT’s bondage would be on your behalf, you should be privy to all the details. Sincerely, SSS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [edit] I waited all afternoon to post that LOL. It’s been on my desktop since I left the house after lunch.

fluffypet61 -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:26:57 PM)
Hi, i'm fluffy and i am not a post-a-holic. i can't think fast enough to keep up with the rest of you.

GreedyTop -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 3:30:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Dear SSS... have at it. And ummmm.... save some of that for me. Cali (who is omitting the fact that her airline ticket has already been purchased...) Dear cali, Me thinks that GT is very durable, no matter which end of the paddle she chooses to be on at that moment. I am sure I will have no trouble saving you some. A tangent of though comes to mind. Since you wanted me to save you some of GT, and knowing I would only be acting in your behalf and in your best interests, it would probably be best if I hold GT in bondage until you arrive later. Despite all the trouble and effort keeping her prisoner for several weeks would be, I would selflessly dedicate myself to her long term bondage and torture… oops, did I say torture? What I meant to say was, since she will already have been well spanked, it would be mental cruelty to spank her up like that, get her all warmed up and then leave her there… just hanging… with her bum all warm and burning and nowhere else to go… that would be a cruel tease right? So it is in her best interest, and yours since I would be keeping her for you, that GT doesn’t get exposed to such ignoble treatment as a mere spanking and then nothing else, nothing to top it off after the warm up. She deserves the full creative attention of a fine sexual sadist, don’t you think? Afterall, GT is a nice girl and she deserves the best! As far as the details of what the “best” is this old sadist has up his sleeve, I will provide details upon request since GT’s bondage would be on your behalf, you should be privy to all the details. Sincerely, SSS suddenly wonders if Alaska is nice, this time of year

purepleasure -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:27:58 PM)
If Alaska isn't, Pennsylvania is

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:31:10 PM)
Michigan is great this time of year too.

GreedyTop -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:32:40 PM)
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESESTEAKS!!!

purepleasure -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:44:50 PM)
Oh heck yeah!!! I know a couple of places that have great cheesesteaks

ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:49:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Dear SSS... have at it. And ummmm.... save some of that for me. Dear cali, Me thinks that GT is very durable ... no trouble saving you some. ... probably be best if I hold GT in bondage until you arrive ... prisoner for several weeks ... long term bondage and torture… deserves the full creative attention of a fine sexual sadist ... [snip] suddenly wonders if Alaska is nice, this time of year Dear GT, The male to female population in Alaska is the highest in the country. If a pretty girl wanted to go somewhere to increase her chances of getting kidnapped and held prisoner in a cage by a lonely male, Alaska would be # 1 on the list. 1 out of 3 female natives in Alaska is raped. You may be safer going to Birmingham, Alabama which has the lowest male to female ratio in the country. Lastly, it is extremely safe in Daytona Beach this time of year compared to big city dangers in Tampa. You are welcome to stay at my house while you are here. . . it’s safe, I swear. Just think how safe you would be behind bars in a pretty little red cage that keeps all the bad people out. Doesn’t that sound more appealing that Alaska? Best Wishes, SSS (Super Safe Sadist)

GreedyTop -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 6:52:39 PM)
Well, I do like Daytona, when it isn't bike week (or speed week). ponders

ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:21:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Well, I do like Daytona, when it isn't bike week (or speed week). ponders Dear GT, Bike week, race week, spring break and all that gets pretty crowded which becomes a real pain in the ass... but that's the trade off for hosting some of the world's more notable parties. I hear it’s gonna’ be “pretty red cage week” soon. If you come down for that one, you are more than welcome here in my super safe and secure Alaskan free zone. Never mind that whole thing about torture, it just slipped out. You are completely safe here. I never perv your profile and imagine keeping you caged… or taking you out of it daily to be tied to a fine cross… and lacing you onto that cross with rope threaded through eyelets that are every few inches... lacing you up tightly until you feel the pressure of it pressing you into the wood until you can’t move an inch… trapped there helpless to prevent the erotic vigorous spankings you are subjected to daily… beaten in such a way that the deep rhythm of it is stimulating… beaten with such skill you naturally surrender to it and the rhythm and waves of pleasure gratify you completely until you are pliable and … and in the aftermath, to be washed like an object, randomly inspected, probed, then dried off and placed back in that pretty red cage where you are hand fed … eating from your keepers palm … drinking from the pet cage bottle … and the probing … and flogging … and breath play… and needles … and knives … and gas masks … and, and, and… Um, never mind all that. Really, it is perfectly safe here me I swear! I have never coveted your tattoos or your fine body and pervy mind. Best Wishes, SSS (Sane Secure Sociable) [edit: type-o]

ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:22:58 PM)
[sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=club.gif][sm=gaah.gif] ...nvm - wrong button -

LilSubmissive1 -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:35:03 PM)
quote: Never mind that whole thing about torture, it just slipped out. You are completely safe here. I never perv your profile and imagine keeping you caged… or taking you out of it daily to be tied to a fine cross… and lacing into that cross with rope threaded through the eyelets that are every few inches until you feel the pressure of it pressing you into the wood until you can’t move an inch… trapped there helpless to prevent the erotic vigorous spankings you are subjected to daily… beaten in such a way that the deep rhythm of it is stimulating… beaten with such skill you naturally surrender to it and the rhythm and waves of pleasure gratify you completely until you are pliable and … and in the aftermath, to be washed like an object, randomly inspected, probed, then dried off and placed back in that pretty red cage where you are hand fed … eating from your keepers palm … drinking from the pet cage bottle … and the probing … and flogging … and breath play… and needles … and knives … and gas masks … and, and, and… fans herself shouldn't this belong in the wank fodder....or at least have a disclaimer [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:37:36 PM)
I have always wondered about posting some dead sexy wank fodder... but they are usually really long... 3000 words or so.

GreedyTop -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:41:27 PM)
quote: ied to a fine cross… and lacing into that cross with rope threaded through the eyelets that are every few inches until you feel the pressure of it pressing you into the wood until you can’t move an inch… trapped there helpless to prevent the erotic vigorous spankings you are subjected to daily… lost me, there.... :(

everhope -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/30/2008 7:47:40 PM)
3,186 words to be exact...one of ummm is anyway.

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