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ResidentSadist -> RE: post-a-holics-anonymous (5/31/2008 1:27:54 PM)
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I am not really here writing [sm=writing.gif]this post. It is a figment of your imagination and if you look around [sm=couch.gif] you will see, I am nowhere to be found! [sm=wall.gif] So this doesn't count towards being a post-o-holic of any kind. In fact, I am really at home busy unpacking whips[sm=sm.gif][sm=whip.gif], unraveleing lots of rope[sm=slappy.gif], unpacking chains & shackles [sm=ballchain.gif] as well as a nice collection of canes, paddles [sm=whap.gif], crops[sm=crop.gif], custom floggers [sm=domme.gif]and my BDSM library [sm=book.gif] which seems to have shrunk severely in my last move. I am knee deep in leather and boxes when the phone[sm=onphone.gif] keeps ringing but by the time I dig myself out and get there, they are gone. [sm=dunno.gif]
I am going to get a nice icy coke [sm=chug.gif]and nuke some lunch [sm=microwave.gif] while I try to figure out what ever happened some of my stuff. I found the skull my dad left me, but I can't find the that Viking helmet [sm=club.gif]I had! I think I looked good that helmet don't you? I sure am tired now that I ate lunch, I should take a nap [sm=sleepy.gif].
I wish my future ex-girlfriend [sm=hippie.gif]and I got along better [sm=hearts.gif] but the relationship has become a power struggle [sm=couple.gif]and I just don't do well with that [sm=dance.gif]. I guess that is what I get for dating so many ex-Dommes that want to be slaves .[sm=mistress.gif]I should have learned by now [sm=ofcourse.gif], this is my 3rd... nope, 4th one in 8 years. At first they are little slave angels [sm=angel.gif]... but when the rapture of it wears off, they turn into little self interested, demanding [sm=tantrum.gif] little devils [sm=trident.gif]. I don't do well with that.
I could really use a nice seductive slave to tease[sm=pole.gif]me, seduce me and bed me well with some realy good and nasty sex. [sm=sex.gif]... don't get me wrong, I live in Florida and pussy grows on trees down here [sm=pullit.gif]. It's just that I am so jaded all these big breasted vanilla girls [sm=shake.gif]in Daytona Beach don't hold allure for me[sm=excuseme.gif]. So I am back to work on the dungeon [sm=bury.gif][sm=givemebeer.gif] because I know talking about going 2 weeks w/o a lover won't pass as anything but humor on these forums [sm=rofl.gif].
... if anyone asks, I was never here [sm=couch.gif], I am not a post-a-holic [sm=writing.gif] and I didn't even wrote this because I am too busy setting up my new dungeon!
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