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And The Light Goes On - 5/28/2008 10:03:48 AM

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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally ? Are you at peace with God ?'
George replies, 'God and I have a great understanding.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in
the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof !
The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof ! The light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the concerned doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine ! But I had to call you
because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof !
The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's finished, poof ! The light goes
Off ?'

'Oh my God !' Ethel exclaims.
'He's pissing in the fridge again !

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RE: And The Light Goes On - 5/28/2008 10:20:45 AM

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RE: And The Light Goes On - 5/28/2008 12:47:50 PM

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RE: And The Light Goes On - 5/28/2008 1:06:36 PM

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Hey, just be glad George can still pee after the garbage disposal incident!

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RE: And The Light Goes On - 5/28/2008 11:33:17 PM

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i was about to ask you about the garbage disposal incident ... but then i got it!
thank you that was the first smile of the day!
j

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RE: And The Light Goes On - 5/30/2008 1:51:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

rubberpet
i was about to ask you about the garbage disposal incident ... but then i got it!
thank you that was the first smile of the day!
j

You are more than welcome, j. I'm glad I could make you smile. Besides, poor George just wasn't the same after the garbage disposal. Now, he walks bowl-legged, knobby-kneed, and pigeon-toed, and lifts his left leg a bit to pee.