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Sex VS Religion - 5/28/2008 9:39:34 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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just a little humor to brighten everyone's day:

In Church you say: "Praise God"
In the bedroom you say: "Oh, God...Oh, God...OH MY GOD!!!!"

In Church, you kneel and beg forgiveness for sins
In the bedroom, you not only beg for forgiveness, but for sex also

In Church, you put money in an offering plate
In the bedroom (where a prostitute is involved), you put money in someone's hands.

In Church, you dress up
In the bedroom, you strip down

In Church, you seek the light
In the bedroom, you seek the light switch.

(please add your own comparison)


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RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/28/2008 9:56:21 PM   
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In Church you get on your knees to pray
In the bedroom, you put your prey on their knees


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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/28/2008 10:53:19 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

    In Church, you dress up
    In the bedroom, you strip down

    (please add your own comparison)


    in my religion we get nude...

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 12:08:31 AM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

    just a little humor to brighten everyone's day:

    In Church you say: "Praise God"
    In the bedroom you say: "Oh, God...Oh, God...OH MY GOD!!!!"

    In Church, you kneel and beg forgiveness for sins
    In the bedroom, you not only beg for forgiveness, but for sex also

    In Church, you put money in an offering plate
    In the bedroom (where a prostitute is involved), you put money in someone's hands.

    In Church, you dress up
    In the bedroom, you strip down

    In Church, you seek the light
    In the bedroom, you seek the light switch.

    (please add your own comparison)

    I like the dark cornor in church but love the lights on during sex...

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 12:10:06 AM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: SinLee

    In Church you get on your knees to pray
    In the bedroom, you put your prey on their knees


    Lol a very good one.....


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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 12:16:14 AM   
    SinLee


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    In Chuch, sisters join you in prayer
    In the bedroom,  sub/slave sisters join you in sin


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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 3:15:22 PM   
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    So who does God call out to?

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 3:31:49 PM   
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    He calls out to me
    My sex is my religion :P


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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 5/29/2008 3:42:06 PM   
    Gwynvyd


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    I dunno.. there have been times when it was so good I called out my own name. LOL

    Sex does not have to be seperate from spirituality... Read some Rumi...

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 6/1/2008 12:16:17 PM   
    AOGT


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    In Church They Tell You A Good Relationship Needs Lots Of Sex (Mine Does Anyway When Pastor Gets On The Subject)
    In Bed You Ask For Lots Of Sex

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 6/1/2008 12:26:03 PM   
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    In church it says *wives submit to your husbands*

    YEAH right. At home some husbands submit to their wives.

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    RE: Sex VS Religion - 6/1/2008 12:29:00 PM   
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    I TOTALLY agree with this:

    In church they teach *husbands treat your wives like God treated the church*. WEG

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