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RE: The Perfect Sub - 5/31/2008 4:27:34 PM

faerytattoodgirl

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12" oven roasted chicken breast on italian herb n cheese bread

lettuce
tomato's
pickles
and mayo

mmmmmmmm....cant get much more perfect.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 5/31/2008 5:13:38 PM

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Sorry for the wrong placement of the post. Was something I wanted to say on the other thread.

Nothing interesting here but a rather tired Dominant woman.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 5/31/2008 5:15:55 PM

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I've always held that there's no such thing as a bad sub . . . there is only inadequate doms. The only thing that needs to be present in a good submissive is an overwhelming desire to please -- and, in a perfect world, they wouldn't want to be on the D/s scene if they didn't have that -- and everything else can come from the guiding hand of their mistress.

Besides, it'd be too boring to just have the perfect submissive fall into my lap. I prefer to get them for who they are an fine tune the points that don't work. It's sort of how when someone starts an art or music class, they have to be rid of all their bad habits so that the new teacher can make them experts at their craft.

So, as I said, all that I need to be pleased with my pet is for them to want to please.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 5/31/2008 6:01:47 PM

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*grins* You folks are just to much fun!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 5/31/2008 6:43:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ok! Raise your hands ladies, who else thinks that darchChylde is the perfect sub? I can't be the only one who has been a little jealous of his owner from time to time. *shrug*

Ok, thank you kindly for the ego boost. Now i must walk away before i get myself into trouble here.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:39:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ok! Raise your hands ladies, who else thinks that darchChylde is the perfect sub? I can't be the only one who has been a little jealous of his owner from time to time. *shrug*

Ok, thank you kindly for the ego boost. Now i must walk away before i get myself into trouble here.

Not so fast, Fabio! Your long hair and boosted ego ain't going anywhere! I'm a damn good subby...Mistress tells me so! So put up your dukes and defend your "perfect sub" title!

LMAO!!!!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:46:47 AM

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***sniffles...wipes a tear and pouts in the corner***

I always thought I was pretty good stock...I guess it's because darch has that long hair and I'm just a fuzzy kiwi head.

hey at least you got someone man

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:47:30 AM

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Ohhhhh! Mistress boards smack-down!

Will there be hot oil wrestling in loin cloths? (sits down to watch)

Mss

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:49:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

***sniffles...wipes a tear and pouts in the corner***

I always thought I was pretty good stock...I guess it's because darch has that long hair and I'm just a fuzzy kiwi head.

hey at least you got someone man

Of course I do! She is quite a wonderful domme and knows "the perfect sub" when She sees it! LOL

BTW, I thought you were with someone yourself, brother...

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:52:50 AM

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I was... about 5 months ago. I wont say what went wrong exactly, just that there were mistakes on both ends.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:53:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive

Ohhhhh! Mistress boards smack-down!

Will there be hot oil wrestling in loin cloths? (sits down to watch)

Mss

Hmmmm, that's if he shows and wants his hair messed up! LOL

GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:55:29 AM

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woah woah, hold up, gimme a minute to get some beer...

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:56:21 AM

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I was... about 5 months ago. I wont say what went wrong exactly, just that there were mistakes on both ends.

Aww, my bad, bro...we'll just have to help ya find one that is worth the effort then!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 8:59:17 AM

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oh no, not that she wasnt worth the effort, she's a great Lady, just our personalities didnt mesh and we moved way too fast

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 9:05:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ok! Raise your hands ladies, who else thinks that darchChylde is the perfect sub? I can't be the only one who has been a little jealous of his owner from time to time. *shrug*

Ok, thank you kindly for the ego boost. Now i must walk away before i get myself into trouble here.

Not so fast, Fabio! Your long hair and boosted ego ain't going anywhere! I'm a damn good subby...Mistress tells me so! So put up your dukes and defend your "perfect sub" title!

LMAO!!!!

i gladly hand to you my title and concede that you are the better submissive. i never wanted more than a "good boy" from Ma'am anyways.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 9:24:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ok! Raise your hands ladies, who else thinks that darchChylde is the perfect sub? I can't be the only one who has been a little jealous of his owner from time to time. *shrug*

Ok, thank you kindly for the ego boost. Now i must walk away before i get myself into trouble here.

Not so fast, Fabio! Your long hair and boosted ego ain't going anywhere! I'm a damn good subby...Mistress tells me so! So put up your dukes and defend your "perfect sub" title!

LMAO!!!!

i gladly hand to you my title and concede that you are the better submissive. i never wanted more than a "good boy" from Ma'am anyways.

***begins sniffing around***

I smell chicken in here!!! LOL

I'm just kiddin', bro! I'm bored and just trying to stir up the dommes with a good ol' fashioned subby brawl!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 9:30:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet
***begins sniffing around***

I smell chicken in here!!! LOL

I'm just kiddin', bro! I'm bored and just trying to stir up the dommes with a good ol' fashioned subby brawl!

Of course i'm chicken, i heard something about getting my hair messed up. i mean, if you do muss my hair, we would have to throw down.

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 9:44:16 AM

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puts darkchylde on 12" italian herb n cheese bread...puts toppings of lettuce tomato and pickles....mixed with mayo....

pops it in the microwave to warm up for 30 seconds...

CHOMP

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 10:08:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet
***begins sniffing around***

I smell chicken in here!!! LOL

I'm just kiddin', bro! I'm bored and just trying to stir up the dommes with a good ol' fashioned subby brawl!

Of course i'm chicken, i heard something about getting my hair messed up. i mean, if you do muss my hair, we would have to throw down.

***tip-toes behind darch...sneaking up quietly and attacks with a can of compressed air!!!***

That's right, Fabio...whatcha gonna do!?

Uh oh! Darch is pissed!

We exchange unpleasantries!

The brawl is on!!!

Darch isn't fighting fair!

I just found out he's very tempermental about his hair! Geez, dude!!!
I'm getting the upper hand, though!

Nothing like dropping a load of of bricks to even the score! Haha!!!

***Everybody was kung-fu fighting...those fists were fast as lightning***

The action intensifies!!! That's right, we mean business!!!

We soon realize that a crowd has gathered and is cheering on the fight!

We decide that we should cater to the crowd.

Being the hams we are, we're playing for the cuteness crowd now!

The dommes are getting restless now!!!

They want action!!!

Darch and I realize our friendship isn't worth destroying over a silly fight, though.

We apologize to each other...

We limp out of the arena battered and bruised...

We're friends again!

Yay!!!

And we lived happily ever after!

Darch just doesn't realize that I'm the perfect subby, though.

LMAO!!!!!

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RE: The Perfect Sub - 6/1/2008 10:19:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

***tip-toes behind darch...sneaking up quietly and attacks with a can of compressed air!!!***

That's right, Fabio...whatcha gonna do!?
Uh oh! Darch is pissed!

We exchange unpleasantries!
The brawl is on!!!
Darch isn't fighting fair!    I just found out he's very tempermental about his hair! Geez, dude!!!
I'm getting the upper hand, though! Nothing like dropping a load of of bricks to even the score! Haha!!!

***Everybody was kung-fu fighting...those fists were fast as lightning***

The action intensifies!!! That's right, we mean business!!!

We soon realize that a crowd has gathered and is cheering on the fight!    We decide that we should cater to the crowd.
Being the hams we are, we're playing for the cuteness crowd now!

The dommes are getting restless now!!!    They want action!!!

Darch and I realize our friendship isn't worth destroying over a silly fight, though.

We apologize to each other...

We limp out of the arena battered and bruised...
We're friends again! Yay!!!

And we lived happily ever after!
Darch just doesn't realize that I'm the perfect subby, though.

LMAO!!!!!

Just as rubberpet walks off in victory, darchChylde then strips him and shoves rubberpet so that he falls into vampchick's arms.

"The perfect submissive eh? Pride goeth before a fall. Enjoy."

darch then strolls into the sunrise, brushing his hair in long, even strokes.

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 6/1/2008 10:20:18 AM >

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