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stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 9:32:52 PM   
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okay who out there can do weirdness?
i can tye myself in knots...

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 9:46:09 PM   
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it's not weird, i don't care what anyone says.

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:14:05 PM   
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um, I'm alive.. to some people the mere fact that I exist is wierd in and of itself...

(my hands are 'double jointed.. so I can bend my fingers WAY back...does that work?)

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:15:59 PM   
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um, I'm alive.. to some people the mere fact that I exist is wierd in and of itself...

(my hands are 'double jointed.. so I can bend my fingers WAY back...does that work?)


Ja?  How many joints you got in your lips?  mail me if it's over 9.

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:18:17 PM   
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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:22:12 PM   
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i'm never telling y'all the really good one at this rate.

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:25:14 PM   
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what. tying yourSELF in knots ISNT the good one?? DAYUM!!

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:28:50 PM   
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okay who out there can do weirdness?
i can tye myself in knots...


I'm afraid I will have to have video proof of your boast, phoenix. Either a vid ( with my name written on your ass in magic marker, of course) or webcam will do nicely.


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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:32:00 PM   
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i don't know how to do anything but post pictures on the site and wait for approval. i r not so edgamacated in ways of magic typing box.

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RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:36:55 PM   
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um, i can put my feet behind my head, also bend my fingers back, over extend my elbows, and have an odd ability to be able to escape from things when i desire to, such as leather cuffs, handcuffs and rope. i can forget what i ate for lunch yesterday or if i even ate it, but i can recite complete conversations that happened over six months ago... i have bizzarely strong and flexible toes (which my roommate calls monkey toes)... i can fake an orgasm better than anyone i know but only do it if the audience knows it's fake  lol .... and if none of those count, then i can't do anything :p

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 10:55:25 PM   
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    okay, i posted some pics on my myspace, which is all the more i know how to do, i told y'all this wasn't the impressive trick.

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:00:18 PM   
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    damn #3 definately counts, i haven't been able to do that since elementary school

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:02:44 PM   
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    I just added you, Phoenix.. (Andrea)

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:02:59 PM   
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    lol, best i could do while working mouse : ) other stuff isn't diffiult or impressive, just requires both hands for balance.


    adds- coolness GT : )

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:06:14 PM   
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    shhh i'm impressed, don't ruin it for me darlin

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:15:08 PM   
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    one more has been added for your viewing pleasure these really look bad at this angle, where a photographer when you need one?

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:27:04 PM   
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    I can curl my tongue into a cloverleaf shape.  Does that count?

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:33:06 PM   
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    yes, but not as stupid

    adds- switched "Knot" albun to friends only, don't want Mommy seeing that.

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:48:56 PM   
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    I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue and spear an olive in the bottom of a rather deep martini glass wif it too.

    Does that count ?

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    RE: stupid human tricks - 5/30/2008 11:52:57 PM   
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    oh yes, that counts, but i need quantity or something really stupid before i share my really stupid talent.

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