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ElanSubdued -> Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 10:07:52 AM)

Hmph. :-(

I just finished reading "The Perfect Sub" thread and decided to start a club for those undesirables who don't make the grade.  Apparently, I am a far from perfect submissive.  Ah, but I try with great respect, kindness, compassion, loyalty, affection, and love in my heart.  Yes.  I'm pouting.  Big time. :-)

Elan.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 10:18:19 AM)

Join the club, no one EVER remembers ME when the popularity contests begin!!

[sm=buddies.gif]




LadyLynx -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 10:38:59 AM)

lol. Me ethier.




AMaster -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 10:42:50 AM)

No one is perfect, not even Masters. 




phoenixinchains -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 10:45:40 AM)

i's imperfect, but fun : )
adds -   and chewy too.




ShaktiSama -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:11:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
Yes.  I'm pouting.  Big time. :-)


Hee hee.  I was actually going to respond to that thread more seriously, but the problem is that I'm irretrievably biased on the subject of submissive male perfection.  [:)]

One of the things I noticed, though, was that almost every man that DID get mentioned was either in a committed relationship or basically emotionally unavailable.  Kind of circular, self-defeating logic, really, as in the "Good Ones Are Taken" thread.  Is there anything that says "I don't really want a partner" louder than mooning over another woman's man?  Seriously, nothing is less attractive to me than lack of emotional availablity.  Another domme's collar does NOT make a man hotter...no matter how pretty his hair is.  [:'(]

Anyway, I was surprised that people didn't take more opportunity to flirt with single guys.  I didn't see anyone mention undergroundsea, for example--is he taken?  I don't know, but if he isn't, he bloody should be.  Perhaps not everyone has spoken to him on the other side and seen pictures of him above the neck.  He is gorgeous and extremely gifted artistically--I've seen a gallery of his artwork, it was wonderful.  All this in addition to being a contributor of gently wise and humanely witty posts to this forum.  I'm sure he's not "perfect", because no one is--but if I was still single, he would certainly seem more perfect to me than a man that I've only heard of indrectly through his owner's posts, like TammyJo's Fox (who sounds charming, but real real taken.  Plus I have never seen a single post from him--he's basically a Snuffalupagus Sub from my point of view!  How can he possibly compete with a guy who's been dominated by Wonder Woman?  [8D]).

Similarly, the OP in this thread...[:D]  A gifted musician with a passionate thirst for love and domination.  A little headstrong, perhaps, but that makes it all the sweeter to tame him.  And he has that prior experience as a male dom which you just KNOW is going to make him a wildcat in bed.  Plus he is extremely pretty and photogenic.  If I had a yen for angelic Nordic blondes, I would clap him in chains in a heartbeat.  

I dunno, I guess "perfection" is in the eye of the beholder.  I'm anything but perfect myself.  I 'm just glad I have enough good qualities to get by. 





Dilseachd -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:33:00 AM)

I'm not perfect...but I am perfect for someone somewhere...and thats what matters.

Kindest Regards,
Dils




PsyVamp -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:41:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyLynx

lol. Me ethier.


I'm left out here in the dark too...[sm=boohoo.gif]

But thats okay... we have cookies here.

I can't say much, I own a  switch who likes to pretend to sub here and there.  Aside from my house looking like it is managed by a 24 year old gamer, *shrugs* you work with what you have.
Besides, if I had the perfect sub, then I'd have to be the perfect Domme.... and that seems a little too much like "work"
[sm=angel.gif]





petdave -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:46:08 AM)

Yo!

[sm=club.gif]




xxblushesxx -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:49:45 AM)

Do you have to be male to be an imperfect sub?
If not, could I be like, president, or at least a founding (floundering) member?
We could call it the 'sub sub club'...




MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 11:56:33 AM)

"I love you ... and that is why you are perfect."



rubberpet said this of his mistress on another thread, and it responds to this thread beautifully.

This excerpt from a Wendell Berry poem is a part of what perfection might be.  Of course, it doesn't specifically relate to submission, but it is germane: 

Our bond is no little economy based on the exchange
of my love and work for yours, so much for so much
of an expendable fund. We don't know what its limits are--
that puts us in the dark.

 
Mss




TermsConditions -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 1:08:19 PM)

What you said, Elan. [sm=frown.gif] 
 
I haven't felt this rejected since I was voted off the Island of Misfit Toys for being "just too creepy."
 
All because that little bastard Hermie was pissed because I wouldn't "play dentist" with him. [:o]
 
It wasn't just teeth he was pullin', if you know what I mean.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 1:16:10 PM)

Hmph.

Just sayin'.




atursvcMaam -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 1:27:55 PM)

<imperfect at best, but always willing to learn.




dragon2760 -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 2:02:12 PM)

Hey can i join.  i obviously don't qualify as the perfect sub either.  i'm not young, i don't have a hard lean body, i'm not that good looking, i wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, i'm not artistically talented, i don't have a way with the written word, and let's not forget i am going bald.  Then again this is stuff i have had to deal with all of my adult life.  i'm just glad there are people in this world who can and are willing to see beyond the surface.




DominantJenny -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 2:34:46 PM)

Awwww. *pets Elan* I didn't mention anybody but mine mostly because I feel all guilty when I flirt since I know I'm not gonna follow through. (I suspect that's another reason that "unavailable" subs are getting mentioned more often!)
You know you're right at the top of my nifty list! :)

Seriously, I wish I could clone myself so I could take advantage of the far too many wonderful guys hanging around here. *sigh*




Steponme73 -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 3:53:52 PM)

LOL...imperfection is perfection in the works.  I am about 20% complete....I think




petpete -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 4:41:56 PM)

Hey Step!! Watch that ice cream of yours, its about to melt on me... On the aspect of perfection, sign me in to folks... i would be categorized as a most imperfect and all over the place sub with the responses i'm getting, but who the hell they think they are the ones who criticize me so i can take there word as a guiding measure??




LadyPact -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 5:15:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
Yes.  I'm pouting.  Big time. :-)


Hee hee.  I was actually going to respond to that thread more seriously, but the problem is that I'm irretrievably biased on the subject of submissive male perfection.  [:)]

One of the things I noticed, though, was that almost every man that DID get mentioned was either in a committed relationship or basically emotionally unavailable.  Kind of circular, self-defeating logic, really, as in the "Good Ones Are Taken" thread.  Is there anything that says "I don't really want a partner" louder than mooning over another woman's man?  Seriously, nothing is less attractive to me than lack of emotional availablity.  Another domme's collar does NOT make a man hotter...no matter how pretty his hair is.  [:'(]

Anyway, I was surprised that people didn't take more opportunity to flirt with single guys.  I didn't see anyone mention undergroundsea, for example--is he taken?  I don't know, but if he isn't, he bloody should be.  Perhaps not everyone has spoken to him on the other side and seen pictures of him above the neck.  He is gorgeous and extremely gifted artistically--I've seen a gallery of his artwork, it was wonderful.  All this in addition to being a contributor of gently wise and humanely witty posts to this forum.  I'm sure he's not "perfect", because no one is--but if I was still single, he would certainly seem more perfect to me than a man that I've only heard of indrectly through his owner's posts, like TammyJo's Fox (who sounds charming, but real real taken.  Plus I have never seen a single post from him--he's basically a Snuffalupagus Sub from my point of view!  How can he possibly compete with a guy who's been dominated by Wonder Woman?  [8D]).


Actually, I'm going to refer you to the quote of mine from the other thread

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact



Recipe for how to build a sub:

Start with a generous portion of male maso, mixed with the right amount of devious carnal pleasures (LPslittleclip).

Mix in a balance of service (littlesarrbonn).

Sift together with excellent communication skills (pixelslave), match with equal amounts of wit and sense of humor (undergroundsea).

Combine above ingredients with devotion, compassion, love, and understanding to taste (too many sources to mention).

For the outer crust, gorgeous hair (darch chylde), wonderful expressive eyes (clip), and a mischievous grin (aiden).  Simmer to taste.

(And that's as far as I'm going when I should be sleeping.)



At best. out of the specific people that I mentioned, you have me at 50/50 of owned and not.  Even that's a stretch because one of the three happens to be Mine.  Of the other two, well, darch's known about My thing for his hair (and so has everyone else) just about from the first time we were both on the boards.  As for the last, your aidan knows he was admired before you were lucky to find each other.

Unless I'm mistaken, and I very well could be, the remaining three are not currently matched, though very often sought after.




Edited to add......  Geez.  First I post it in the wrong thread.  Then I have to edit it for formatting.





BoiJen -> RE: Non-Perfect Sub Club (5/31/2008 5:31:41 PM)

I can win a popularity contest no problem. It's just that I LIKE being able to be an asshole :)

As I said...I'm not a "sub" (god I hate that term)...never claim to be...I prefer to be useful over emotional.

says the brutally honest boi




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