RedMagic1
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I just went to the grocery store. I'm in a good mood, so I decided to treat myself, and I got three fistfuls of organic kumquats. But you know what? Those scammers wanted to charge me FIVE DOLLARS AND NINETEEN CENTS for three fistfuls of organic kumquats. What lame-ohs. I thought the whole idea behind organic food was to be good to the planet and to give people healthy options at the same time. I told them they should give me the kumquats for free, because it was more in the spirit of the organic food lifestyle. But the scumbags wouldn't do it. And... here's the sad part... I'm a weak male, and I gave in to my desires. I paid for the organic kumquats anyway. So here I sit, typing this post, tart juice dripping down my chin.
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Not with envy, not with a twisted heart, shall you feel superior, or go about boasting. Rather in goodness by action make true your song and your word. Thus you shall be highly regarded, and able to live in peace with all others. - 15th century Aztec
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