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FirmhandKY -> Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:28:16 AM)
Well, if you do, should we be practicing "Your kink is not my kink, but that's OK?" [:)] Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008 A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Read the whole story. Firm

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:35:41 AM)
Has someone called the Car Protection League yet?

TreasureKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:42:19 AM)
quote: Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15... Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this. [;)]

christine1 -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:43:54 AM)
huh, i wonder if all this was consensual. [8\|]

MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:50:50 AM)
Short answer......NO!!! I love my Bike! Lol

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:52:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY quote: Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15... Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this. [;)] perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...?

FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:56:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY quote: Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15... Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this. [;)] perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...? Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think. [:D] Firm

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:58:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY quote: Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15... Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this. [;)] perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...? Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think. [:D] Firm has to be EXAUSTing......i would think

orfunboi -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 5:59:17 AM)
When I read the thread title, I thought to my self, "ya, I love my car" Then I read the article and came to the conclusion, maybe I don't love it that much. I am kinda curious as to where he, uh, well you know..... I did see a really hot video once, of a really hot girl and a stick shift knob, but I don't think that was love.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:00:18 AM)
So does he lubricate with 10W40 or 30-Weight?

orfunboi -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:01:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY quote: Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15... Perhaps my curiosity is a bit perverted, but I'd really like to understand the mechanics of this. [;)] perhaps in his youth he was STEERED in the wrong direction...? Just a good example of auto-erotica, I think. [:D] Firm has to be EXAUSTing......i would think Yea, he must have been very tired....

mistoferin -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:07:45 AM)
I wonder where he parked "it'?

Cuffkinks -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:10:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker Short answer......NO!!! I love my Bike! Lol DAMN!!! You beat Me to it. I was gonna say that!

TreasureKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:11:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin I wonder where he parked "it'? Lord only knows. I don't get it... I guess one has to be specifically geared towards this kind of thing.

mistoferin -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:16:56 AM)
Alright, now I'm picking apart all the times I overheard some guy say "would ya look at the headlights and bumpers on that one". Boy, do I feel silly. I just took it for granted they were referring to me. Who knew?

christine1 -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:21:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Alright, now I'm picking apart all the times I overheard some guy say "would ya look at the headlights and bumpers on that one". Boy, do I feel silly. I just took it for granted they were referring to me. Who knew? ROFL...that was great erin!

sirsholly -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:21:29 AM)
sounds like he was not firing with all his pistons....

FirmhandKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:26:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly sounds like he was not firing with all his pistons.... ... but his crankshaft is turning ...

TreasureKY -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:28:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly sounds like he was not firing with all his pistons.... ... but his crankshaft is turning ... That may be, but he's certainly not the type to get my motor revved. [;)]

kittinSol -> RE: Do you love your car? (6/2/2008 6:33:19 AM)
Firm, you only gave us a trunkated version of the story. The man's into helicopters as well: quote: But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. Which reminds me of a certain poster here [:D] .

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