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soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:17:37 PM)

Oh yes!  VERY WILD...runs all over the place!!!!



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:20:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cjan

Yeah, yeah. I know you have a rep as a catlover to maintain. But...the cat is out of the bag and down the pipes you coldblooded sadist, you. 



I just had a thought........Perhaps Greedy should have fed the dead fish to a cat and then...........

As my signature says........ODD!!!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:20:38 PM)

wow.....   *it has legs?*   [&:]    [;)]



soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:21:38 PM)

yep!  4!  It has a tail too!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:22:28 PM)

*that's some kinky pussy there, soul*   

*nods*   [;)]



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 8:24:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: soul2share

yep!  4!  It has a tail too!


Does it have nine lives?

And love milk and cream?



soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 9:03:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker


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ORIGINAL: soul2share

yep!  4!  It has a tail too!


Does it have nine lives?

And love milk and cream?



Well, maybe 7.....

And he's actually partial to diet pepsi and butter milk biscuits.

And he beats up the other 2 pussies here!

[:D]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 9:20:17 PM)

*soul's pussy is violent*



GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/8/2008 10:22:47 PM)

back when I was still trucking.. I had a cat named Simon. He loved to hang out on the dashboard of the truck.  one day, another driver pulled along side me going down the road.. he looked over, noticed Simon walking across the dash,... picked up the mic for the CB, and said "DAMN!! This lady has a pussy that can walk the dashboard!!"

ABSOLUTE silence on the CB (after a lot of chatter....)

Next thing: Where's this pussy????? was heard for the next 100 miles... LMAO!



LadyRainfire -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 4:04:19 AM)

[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

I can see that happening. My mother used to take her dog and her cat out on the road with her. Ahhh, what pops out of peoples mouths when they don't think first! [:D]



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 5:26:15 AM)

I blame Greedy for being sssooo DAMN hot that I always wake up next to her feeling DAMN horny.........Whilst she's still asleep........lol [8|][:D]

Cold shower time.........lol [&:]



soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 6:36:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

back when I was still trucking.. I had a cat named Simon. He loved to hang out on the dashboard of the truck.  one day, another driver pulled along side me going down the road.. he looked over, noticed Simon walking across the dash,... picked up the mic for the CB, and said "DAMN!! This lady has a pussy that can walk the dashboard!!"

ABSOLUTE silence on the CB (after a lot of chatter....)

Next thing: Where's this pussy????? was heard for the next 100 miles... LMAO!


Is this the same pussy that was the stick on Garfield you told me about?  I still roar over that!



soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 6:37:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*soul's pussy is violent*


Only when it gets a wild hair.......otherwise, it loves to be loved!  Scratch it behind the ears, it'll follow you ANYWHERE! 



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 6:51:20 AM)

Whilst we're talking about cats and pussy's, Gwyns cat "Cleo" is a very strange pussy. Shes annoyingly verbal and very hyper.

Always sticking her ass in the air, demanding attention. Andrea made the comment that she's probably on heat all the time!!

Andrea also commented on how "Cleo" has taken to me and I replied that she can probably smell my pheromones.........

Being around Andrea does make me pretty horny myself.......lol

I was just taking a shower earlier and I turned around to find "Cleo" standing on the edge of the bath..........very freaky.......lol



soul2share -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 6:54:21 AM)

Better on the edge of the bath than joining you....the feel of a wet tail sliding across your leg is the creepiest thing I've ever felt!  hollered, danced around, opened my eyes to see...not the recommended move when you are dripping shampoo....and there sat my cat, just letting the water run all over her.  She was a strange one!



LadyRainfire -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 7:12:40 AM)

*snickers*

Hey, Iain, could be worse. When I was married the first time, early on had a cat named Freckles. BIG guy, huge, weighed about 25 pounds and was so big that he had to wear a dog collar, even the largest cat collar was too small for him. Anyway, Freckles favourite game was to sit on the edge of the bath as we took showers. For me, he just watched me and talked with me, nothing else. My now ex however, had a completely different experience. That cat just LOVED to play with his dangly male bits. Oh my goodness, I don't know how many times, I would hear this bloody scream of fear from the bathroom, all because Freckles would want to play with dangly toys while the hubby dried off. He never used claws and never once hurt the guy. I saw it a number of times and just would fall over laughing so hard. The look on my ex's face was priceless as the cat sat there having the time of his life......



GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 7:17:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

back when I was still trucking.. I had a cat named Simon. He loved to hang out on the dashboard of the truck.  one day, another driver pulled along side me going down the road.. he looked over, noticed Simon walking across the dash,... picked up the mic for the CB, and said "DAMN!! This lady has a pussy that can walk the dashboard!!"

ABSOLUTE silence on the CB (after a lot of chatter....)

Next thing: Where's this pussy????? was heard for the next 100 miles... LMAO!


Is this the same pussy that was the stick on Garfield you told me about?  I still roar over that!



yep!!!!!!  same boycat!!  lmao!



GreedyTop -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 7:18:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker

I blame Greedy for being sssooo DAMN hot that I always wake up next to her feeling DAMN horny.........Whilst she's still asleep........lol [8|][:D]

Cold shower time.........lol [&:]



*blush*

(I'm not a morning person....)



LadyRainfire -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 7:20:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker

I blame Greedy for being sssooo DAMN hot that I always wake up next to her feeling DAMN horny.........Whilst she's still asleep........lol [8|][:D]

Cold shower time.........lol [&:]



*blush*

(I'm not a morning person....)


So if men get "morning wood", what is it called when a woman always wakes up horny?   Just wonderin......  [8|]



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: Official I Blame Greedy Thread (7/9/2008 7:25:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker

I blame Greedy for being sssooo DAMN hot that I always wake up next to her feeling DAMN horny.........Whilst she's still asleep........lol [8|][:D]

Cold shower time.........lol [&:]



*blush*

(I'm not a morning person....)


So if men get "morning wood", what is it called when a woman always wakes up horny?   Just wonderin......  [8|]



Woody's lucky day??



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