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Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 5:38:09 PM)

what? I didnt mentioned the silky pants or the leather vest, or the wildly flowing hair or nothin :P




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 5:40:31 PM)

:: melts ::




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 5:41:27 PM)

[:D]




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 6:03:05 PM)

watch it there Asher, You might need to break out another cookie.

i still haven't gotten any macadamian cookies![:(]




beargonewild -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 8:20:38 PM)

~wanders around munching on lemon creme cookies~




MistressK1964 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 10:26:16 PM)

I need a cookie BAD! Sugar withdrawls going on here.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 10:57:34 PM)

I just ate a bachlor’s dinner… a blowme (bologna) sandwich and an icy coke.  Speaking of Blow Me:

-=First Blow Job=-
A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.

"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That's the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what’s the occasion?"

"My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly.

"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"

"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 11:01:40 PM)

[sm=ofcourse.gif][sm=Groaner.gif]

You've got cmail




MistressK1964 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 11:09:24 PM)

What the hell is c-mail? Someone PLEASE answer me.




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 11:13:53 PM)

K..it's collarme mail.. same thing as email, just specifying that it's gone to the collarme acct rather than an outside account.




MistressK1964 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/5/2008 11:19:58 PM)

AHHHHHHHHHHH.....thank you GT. I alway like to stay informed. 




beargonewild -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 6:24:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I just ate a bachlor’s dinner… a blowme (bologna) sandwich and an icy coke.  Speaking of Blow Me:

-=First Blow Job=-
A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.

"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That's the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what’s the occasion?"

"My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly.

"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"

"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."


Is this another reason to leave blow jobs to the experts? 




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 7:02:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I just ate a bachlor’s dinner… a blowme (bologna) sandwich and an icy coke.  Speaking of Blow Me:

-=First Blow Job=-
A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.

"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That's the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what’s the occasion?"

"My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly.

"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"

"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."


omfg, lol, that was bad bad bad.

i just had a bologna sand too, for breakfast. yummy.  It's too freaking hot to make anything and i don't have any milk for Raison bran [:(]




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 7:53:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
fried bologna sandwiches is 1 of my comfort foods.

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
other than the bologna [:'(], this is turning into the foodporn channel

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
omfg, lol, that was bad bad bad.

i just had a bologna sand too, for breakfast. yummy.  It's too freaking hot to make anything and i don't have any milk for Raison bran [:(]


I Just had everyhope’s comfort food.  And I think a fried BlowMe sandwich is foodporn in both the name and the orgasmic treat it is when done right.  I made mine like a Quesada, check out that pic!  I fried the bologna then grilled the tortilla in butter until it browned and melted cheddar cheese.  Mmmmm tasty goodness I tell ya. 




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 7:55:42 AM)

RS???????????????????  YOU ARE EVIL!




KMsAngel -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 7:56:39 AM)

[:'(]




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 8:23:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
RS???????????????????  YOU ARE EVIL!

Evil????   well, that's true I guess... but I make one hell of a BlowME sandwich.  In fact, I truly am a great cook. 




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 8:24:41 AM)

*ponders the cost of driving to Daytona compared to the 5 for a dollar Banquet frozen dinners*




MistressK1964 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 8:37:08 AM)

5 for a dollar Banquet meals are more satisfying.LOL




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/6/2008 8:40:59 AM)

yeah.. but he COOKS!!




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