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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 2:54:07 PM

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Thanks to all for the twenty minutes of pure belly laughs has i read this thread

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 2:55:21 PM

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:18:08 PM

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Calilooney, my housekeeping standards skyrocket when I have houseguests. Btw, you shall be in charge of dish and pot washing, so that we may all rest assured that the highest standards of sanitation will be assured.

I'm thinking I'm NOT getting the good end of this deal. And here I was going to make you my banana muffins that grown men have swooned over (and not from food poisoning either), biscuits and sausage gravy that have netted 3 marriage proposals (from heterosexual, single men), and desserts that have caused grown women to offer to lick my shoes.

So I'll skip all that and just do the dishes?? Okay, if you insist.

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Cali, you've made me see the light. You are hereby off pot/pan/dish duty. I'm considering The Flying Monkey now for that position since she has declared that she hates to cook and, indeed, considers heating up pre-packaged goop in a microwave to be cooking.

It's a tough choice, since I think that monkeygirl will be kept quite busy serving , ummm, other needs.( I'm aware that the whole crew lusts for her, understandably)Perhaps one of Gwynvyd's "boys" who lives nearby can be enlisted for such service

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:23:03 PM

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Cali, you've made me see the light. You are hereby off pot/pan/dish duty. I'm considering The Flying Monkey now for that position since she has declared that she hates to cook and, indeed, considers heating up pre-packaged goop in a microwave to be cooking.

It's a tough choice, since I think that monkeygirl will be kept quite busy serving , ummm, other needs.( I'm aware that the whole crew lusts for her, understandably)Perhaps one of Gwynvyd's "boys" who lives nearby can be enlisted for such service

I'll be too busy looking hot for you in my blouses with plunging necklines, skirts and heels to do dishes.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:23:11 PM

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There is a crew?

I might could bring my own dishwasher... hes 18

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:30:06 PM

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There is a crew?

I might could bring my own dishwasher... hes 18

yes. I believe I am the jew of the crew!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:31:19 PM

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What are you making for dinner tonight?

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tee, I see that your post is in reply to RS, so, I hope you won't mind if I list tonight's menu at my humble, lonely batchelor quarters. Mostly because I know how it comforts GT and gives her vicarious satisfaction while she masticates her gristly frozen salsbury "steak" night after night.

Tonight's menu consists of a salad of Haas avocado, vine ripe tomatoe, thin slice of bermuda onion and Kalamata olives, with a splash of vinnagrette dressing. Also grilled honey/mustard /garlic marinated jumbo shrimp and Andouille sausage ( on a skewer) . The flavors of the spicy sausage and piquant yet delicate shrimp with the smokiness of mesquite grilling goes together like (sorry,tee) peas and carrots. Veg tonight is sauteed spinch with garlic. For desert, a fresh summer mangoe.

Simple, fast, easy and yummy.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:34:29 PM

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What are you making for dinner tonight?

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tee, I see that your post is in reply to RS, so, I hope you won't mind if I list tonight's menu at my humble, lonely batchelor quarters. Mostly because I know how it comforts GT and gives her vicarious satisfaction while she masticates her gristly frozen salsbury "steak" night after night.

Tonight's menu consists of a salad of Haas avocado, vine ripe tomatoe, thin slice of bermuda onion and Kalamata olives, with a splash of vinnagrette dressing. Also grilled honey/mustard /garlic marinated jumbo shrimp and Andouille sausage ( on a skewer) . The flavors of the spicy sausage and piquant yet delicate shrimp with the smokiness of mesquite grilling goes together like (sorry,tee) peas and carrots. Veg tonight is sauteed spinch with garlic. For desert, a fresh summer mangoe.

Simple, fast, easy and yummy.

I think I just splooged in my panties.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:37:50 PM

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:40:13 PM

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The crew is the Florida crew Phasher. The Vegas ensemble has not been completely nailed down.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:41:23 PM

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We see...thank you cali

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:41:29 PM

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I think I just splooged in my panties.

Send them to CJ.

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(See? I'm looking out for ya CJ)

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:45:11 PM

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:51:52 PM

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The crew is the Florida crew Phasher. The Vegas ensemble has not been completely nailed down.

Cali

You're gonna nail them down in Vegas, Cali ? Sounds interesting... Then whatcha gonna do to/with them ? Hmmm ?

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:56:26 PM

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*cough* I'll match my dessert making skills with anyone. Who wants a black forest cake saoked in real cherry brandy or a Cherry Torte that'll rival any cheesecake?

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:57:14 PM

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*cough* I'll match my dessert making skills with anyone. Who wants a black forest cake saoked in real cherry brandy or a Cherry Torte that'll rival any cheesecake?

Sounds like the makings of a dessert-off... Obviously I must be a judge, we just need 2 more... Who wants in?

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 3:58:01 PM

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CJ? Ahem? Splooged panties? All you saw was me nailing down someone? Seriously??

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:02:19 PM

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~FR~

*cough* I'll match my dessert making skills with anyone. Who wants a black forest cake saoked in real cherry brandy or a Cherry Torte that'll rival any cheesecake?

Sounds like the makings of a dessert-off... Obviously I must be a judge, we just need 2 more... Who wants in?

lets see, what can i make? Blueberry buckle. german chocolate lemon squares, cherry cheesecake brownies, bittersweet rasberry torte? or i caan say screw dessert and make you some of my homemade pizza?

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:05:43 PM

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Of course not, Cali. However, I am a man of varied tastes . Man cannot survive on panties alone, yanno. ( I think that's in the bible )

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:12:31 PM

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