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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:14:51 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:18:00 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:20:59 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:36:56 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:40:04 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:40:54 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:45:31 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:46:36 PM   
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Ahem, not quite the only intelligent life forms.

Mr Bear and my cat is here.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 4:57:22 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 5:01:03 PM   
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Suck-up


Isn't that chapter two of "The Proper Way to Perform Cunnilingus"?

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 5:05:34 PM   
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i will throw in my cheese cake and a chocolate cake with cherries in the middle for that dessert bake off.  yummy, what does the winner get?


An entree, of course. Sheesh


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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 6:33:57 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 6:36:09 PM   
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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 6:45:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		My sink has dishes in it because I still don’t have dishwasher soap.  I’m gonna’ end using low suds laundry detergent!!!  I didn’t get a car yesterday like I was supposed to so I haven’t gone shopping yet.  I spent hundreds on cabs so far in the past 2.5 weeks, I am just gonna rough it till I get a car.  My car was supposed to be ready Tues at the latest. It still wasn’t ready today (wed) at closing.  I already started looking for a different one. 

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…P.S. i LOVE bologna, i like the one with the red stuff around it that you have to take off, and the garlic and the thick sliced…  i want some now and i don't have any

Yes, it’s the bologna with the red skin.  You can have some of mine, I have plenty as you can see in the pic of my freezer I posted a few replies ago.
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Suck-up

Isn't that chapter two of "The Proper Way to Perform Cunnilingus"?

Cali
About “The Proper Way to Perform Cunnilingus”; I believe licking up & down while you have her clit trapped between your teeth works pretty good.  You push the hood back and “suck in” not “suck up”.  You suck her clit in to your mouth and trap it.  Then grip it snuggly at the base with your teeth to trap blood flow in it and forcing it to swell.  Then you can lick and flick your tongue across her clit very quickly.  If you do this with enough pressure, it makes her clit ‘pop’ free at the end of the stroke after having been trapped against the back of your teeth.  With practice, you can do this with a very quick rhythm and the quick ‘popping’ gives a similar but better sensation than a vibrator.  Even the most jaded vibrator junkie will cum in only moments. Great fun at parties too!  LOL

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 7:18:45 PM   
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    RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 7:25:38 PM   
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    i wanna go to that party please?
    If you came to my cunnilingus party, I’d have to stick 2 fingers in your front and 2 more in your rear to keep up with your pervy standards. 

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    RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 7:54:02 PM   
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    RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 8:05:06 PM   
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    RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 8:05:08 PM   
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    RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/4/2008 8:12:52 PM   
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