Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: The Holly and Potty Show


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The Holly and Potty Show Page: <<   < prev  3581 3582 [3583] 3584 3585   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/13/2011 3:06:00 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


Posts: 19141
Joined: 6/27/2010
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Des, I live in the country and have DSL.   However, since a fiber optic trunk line actually runs 100 yards from the house, I am trying to figure out how to tap that and boost my bandwidth.  I am sure that no one would notice someone digging a ditch across the road and two neighbors yards.

Have to make it an underground tunnel Jeff, come in from underneath the fiber optic trunk line.  Just get a lot of buckets and a whole platoon of people to bring out the dirt. 


_____________________________

"RABBIT IS GOOD, RABBIT IS WISE".

"I'm a baaa-aaad pussycat".


(in reply to jlf1961)
Profile   Post #: 71641
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/13/2011 5:03:03 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Come back Bear, come back.
The vote on the antenna is that it's damned near as slow as dial-up. All the stuff we were promised was just lies.



http://dsc.discovery.com/gear-gadgets/boost-your-wifi-signal-using-only-a-beer-can.html

You might show this to the man. I have no idea if it would work for whatever system you put in, but it looks like a neat idea!

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 71642
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 5:24:55 PM   
outhere69


Posts: 1302
Joined: 1/25/2011
Status: offline 		Heh heh heh.

So, I'm at the pharmacy counter where I'm well known (unfortunately) picking up some urgently needed...

[me, wheezing, says to the doc "so, I guess I should've filled that Singulair prescription ,eh?"  his succinct reply: "well, duh!"]

...prescriptions.  I twisted to put something on the counter and fired off a weird muscle in my lower right back that makes me cuss like a sailor when it locks up.

They were freaking out until I could stop swearing long enough to tell them it wasn't a problem.  I seriously thought they were going to jump over the counter to rescue me!  We had a good laugh about it, including the spectators.

Now Winsome and Hilly are making me wheeze with laughter over the amount of...ummmm...waste a canine can produce, over on the "I admit" thread.  Naughty people!!


(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 71643
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 6:20:10 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


Posts: 19141
Joined: 6/27/2010
Status: offline 		Big doggies = biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig piles of *ahem* waste.  My sister has a chocolate lab to prove it.  Maybe that's why my niece originally named him "Chocolate Mousse".  Nuffin to do with her hereditary love of chocolate.  Blame my sister for that one.  

_____________________________

"RABBIT IS GOOD, RABBIT IS WISE".

"I'm a baaa-aaad pussycat".


(in reply to outhere69)
Profile   Post #: 71644
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 6:23:32 PM   
outhere69


Posts: 1302
Joined: 1/25/2011
Status: offline 		Same story with parrots.  Macaws and such are glorious, but damn can they drop some bombs, especially the "morning" bomb!

(in reply to tiggerspoohbear)
Profile   Post #: 71645
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 7:03:18 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


Posts: 19141
Joined: 6/27/2010
Status: offline 		I had a big ole 20 lb black tomcat who could drop some mighty powerful bombs when he wanted to, and he wanted to a lot of the time. 

_____________________________

"RABBIT IS GOOD, RABBIT IS WISE".

"I'm a baaa-aaad pussycat".


(in reply to outhere69)
Profile   Post #: 71646
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 7:53:20 PM   
outhere69


Posts: 1302
Joined: 1/25/2011
Status: offline 		I believe those are land mines!

(in reply to tiggerspoohbear)
Profile   Post #: 71647
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 8:07:09 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


Posts: 19141
Joined: 6/27/2010
Status: offline 		I could have sent them to Iran and they woulda found their weapons of mass destruction! 

_____________________________

"RABBIT IS GOOD, RABBIT IS WISE".

"I'm a baaa-aaad pussycat".


(in reply to outhere69)
Profile   Post #: 71648
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/14/2011 8:09:35 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline 		Well, this has been interesting. If she had not fallen asleep I think that I would just go back to teaching Butterhead to sing, "He's Not Heavy, He's My Brother."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT57tjz9py8

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to tiggerspoohbear)
Profile   Post #: 71649
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/17/2011 4:25:44 PM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		My phone just rang. A mere 17 days and I have service again.
And you know who called me? A computer soliciting money for Heart Disease!
They could have left it turned off.

I found a weeks old bottle of flat beer in the fridge, I have made a crusty beer bread with it. Now onto zucchini bread. And tomorrow I shall deal with the pumpkin.


_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 71650
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/17/2011 4:46:38 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP
And tomorrow I shall deal with the pumpkin.



Here you go! I am always helpful!

http://www.ehow.com/how_8487386_make-pumpkin-catapult.html


I spent the morning shopping for children's clothing. I made Meatball Soup for dinner. Those are the highlights from my day.



_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 71651
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/18/2011 10:08:10 AM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		Passes the wine bottle to Aylee. Sounds like you need it worse than me.

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 71652
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/18/2011 2:11:53 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Passes the wine bottle to Aylee. Sounds like you need it worse than me.


Much was accomplished, but I am still searching for nightgowns. Have they stopped making them for little girls? Do I need to go buy a pattern and some material?

But as far as fall and winter wardrobe goes, I have it covered.

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 71653
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/18/2011 2:15:24 PM   
jlf1961


Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		More examples of terminally stupid people, those lunatics that, FOR FUN, go climbing around ACTIVE volcanoes that are spewing rocks and stuff into the air.

People who poke rattle snakes with a stick.

And finally, people who put Metal rimmed coffee cups in the micro wave... and wonder why they sparked.


_____________________________

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 71654
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/18/2011 2:24:59 PM   
LanceHughes


Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
<snipped>
And finally, people who put Metal rimmed coffee cups in the micro wave... and wonder why they sparked.

I was helping with a conference and traced down an odd metallic smell to the ceiling of the kitchen.  I thought, "Shit.  We're going to have to evacuate while the FD traces down the electrical wire fire that's in the ceiling."

Cooler heads prevailed and the smell was traced even further to the micro-wave.  Seems that, during the break, one of the other employees had dropped his cell-phone into the toilet, and you guessed it, was trying to dry it out.

_____________________________

"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

10 fluffy points
50 nz points

Member: VAA's posse

(in reply to jlf1961)
Profile   Post #: 71655
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/18/2011 2:38:29 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline 		aaaaand my contribution to the stories of the terminally stupid, from the world of Healthcare:

1) the patient who said he was having pain when using suppositories. When questioned, it turned out he wasn't removing the foil first.

2) the patient who was told she had a urinary tract infection said that no she didn't. Turned out she had kept the urine sample in her house for a few days...out of the fridge yet.

_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to jlf1961)
Profile   Post #: 71656
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/19/2011 3:27:49 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline 		I think that it is time to make a blueberry pie. Oh yes it is.

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)
Profile   Post #: 71657
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/19/2011 6:27:25 PM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		I just sauteed a banana in butter and brown sugar and ate it with a bowl of ice cream. Life is good!

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 71658
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/19/2011 6:57:06 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I just sauteed a banana in butter and brown sugar and ate it with a bowl of ice cream. Life is good!


My pie should be cool enough in about 30 minutes. I agree, 'Life is good!'

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 71659
RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/19/2011 10:10:21 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline 		Well, I just ate some animal crackers and whipped cream......not on the scale of your delights, but it took care of the sweet tooth.  I can't wait for payday!

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 71660
Page:   <<   < prev  3581 3582 [3583] 3584 3585   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The Holly and Potty Show Page: <<   < prev  3581 3582 [3583] 3584 3585   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.773