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WinsomeDefiance -> Translate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:07:34 PM)

Does your perverted mind ever translate what is written into what you think is REALLY being said...
Just for fun here's a few of mine:
I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
Translation:  I have a small penis, but compensate wonderfully for my inadequacies.
 
I travel all over the usa, and am interested in women who have my same interests.
Translation:  I’m an STD incubater…wanna share the love?
 
Seeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

I am a Dominant looking for a women who I can respect, and one who I can control and serve.
Translation:  I’m a slightly confused switch who likes to bottom from the Top.
 



cjan -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:17:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
Translation:  I have a small penis, but compensate wonderfully for my inadequacies.

 



Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/pillowfight.gif[/image]

Why I ought'a..[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/paddle.gif[/image]
.



phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:18:16 PM)

Willing to relocate imediately...
 
Then I'll mention the husband and UMs I left behind.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:18:21 PM)

quote:

Original:  CJan
Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...[sm=pillowfight.gif]

Why I ought'a..[sm=paddle.gif]
.


yeah?  Prove it! [sm=ass.gif]



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:21:18 PM)

If I can entice a ..lady… with cocktails and dinner before play,  please contact me.
Translation:  I’m not above bribing you, or getting you drunk to get me a li’l sum’n sum’n.



phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:24:22 PM)

passion for life...

I have anger management issues.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:28:19 PM)

Must be family oriented
Translation:  Slacker seeking sucker to raise my 12 brats..



cjan -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:36:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

quote:

Original:  CJan
Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/pillowfight.gif[/image]

Why I ought'a..[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/paddle.gif[/image]
.


yeah?  Prove it! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/ass.gif[/image]


I'll show you mine if you show me yours. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/oddballs.gif[/image]



chamberqueen -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:38:34 PM)

eeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

My translation:  I don't know what I'm doing and don't want my sub to know.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:40:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chamberqueen

eeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

My translation:  I don't know what I'm doing and don't want my sub to know.



I like yours better!  I'm adding it to Winsome's Official Phrase Translator.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:41:36 PM)

I've been burned before, but am willing to try again.
Translation:  Thank you Master, may I have another?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:50:13 PM)

ITS TRANSLATE NOT TRANLATE!!!!!!!!

sorry, having a really bad day



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:51:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

ITS TRANSLATE NOT TRANLATE!!!!!!!!

sorry, having a really bad day



Oh shit!  BRB.



GreedyTop -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:52:19 PM)

*hugs* Asher



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Translate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:53:24 PM)

(sweeps the typo under the rug) What was that you were saying?? [8|]



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:53:41 PM)

thanks... its a long story, and one not worthy of this worthy thread



pinksugarsub -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:55:23 PM)

"I am a discreet Dom....."
 
Translation:  I am married and am scared my wife will find out I'm trying to cheat on her.
 
pinksugarsub



sirsholly -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:58:51 PM)

"I like to get away over the holidays"

Translates to: I spend all holidays with my wife and kids.



Strongmindbody -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 5:59:33 PM)

Tell me you haven't seen something like this more than once:

I'm new to this but very curious. Seeking immediate position as domestic slave in established household
Translation: I can't pay my rent this month



ResidentSadist -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:00:33 PM)

I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
New Translation:  My cock is so big, I’m scared to fuck with it because I put 3 masochistic girls in the ER with torn cul-de-sacs. 

I travel all over the usa, and am interested in women who have my same interests.
New Translation:  I am a Fuller Brush salesman, if you have hair, we have common interests.

Seeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
New Translation:  I am new but faking it, I want someone who doesn’t know right from wrong yet.

I am a Dominant looking for a women who I can respect, and one who I can control and serve.
New Translation:  I don’t know if I want to be the pitcher or the catcher but I hear “Daddy Doms” will do anything to make their little girls happy while they top from the bottom.



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