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cjan -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:07:36 PM)

To be totally out of character and serious for just one post... I feel y'all (ladies) pain *sob*, and can only imagine the volume of stroker mail that y'all get. Too bad there is not a jerk filter on here.

In an effort to avoid bullshit, when someone I don't know from the forums messages me, I check to see their posts. If they have none, I figure either they have something to hide and/or don't want somebody to really get to know them, which amounts to the same thing, don't it ? Or, that they are only interested in getting their rocks off or usimg someones.( Yes, that a plural )

Ok, I now return you to your regular programming.

Good thread.




lronitulstahp -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:11:03 PM)

"Will add more to my profile later"
Translation: I won't be able to keep up with the many lies I've told...so it's easier to have a blank profile, and invent myself as I go along




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:12:43 PM)

Webcam only:
when my mom goes back upstiars Ill maximize it again




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:20:40 PM)

I don't have a phone, but you can email me.
Translation:  I have a phone, but my spouse answers it.




lronitulstahp -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:24:52 PM)

I cannot post a picture here for professional reasons...
Translation: I am a minister




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:27:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

I cannot post a picture here for professional reasons...
Translation: I am a minister


(runs to Greedy Top for CPR because she laughed so hard she can't breathe!)




GreedyTop -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:29:41 PM)

LMAO!  lemme get the adrenaline thing going.... 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:37:59 PM)

eep..umm, isn't that to restart the heart?  Just plant one on me baby, and blow for christs sake! 




phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:38:38 PM)

natural    (anything)

at least when I'm off my meds...




Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:42:53 PM)

"Not actively looking - just here to read the Message Boards."

Translation:  I prefer my two-fingered Fist of Fury, and can type 125 words per minute one-handed.





GreedyTop -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:44:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

"Not actively looking - just here to read the Message Boards."

Translation:  I prefer my two-fingered Fist of Fury, and can type 125 words per minute one-handed.




Hey now~!! 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:44:35 PM)

^---^---v___________ CLEAR (i'll take that adrenaline now!)




phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:46:56 PM)

loves vampirism...

someone is gonna bleed[:D]




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:48:19 PM)

Dont forget the ever popular :
I am a slave, I have no limits!
translation: Since I have no idea what I am walking into... I dont know enough to object to any of it yet.
Fox's translation: I want sex and I dont care what I have to go through to get it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

loves vampirism...

someone is gonna bleed

You say that like its a bad thing...

DV





Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:50:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Hey now~!!


"I'm a workoholic."

Translation:  I know how to work it; you damn well better know how to work it.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:51:48 PM)

I'm restless, not sure what is wrong with me...
Translation:  I want sex NOW dammit....




phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:53:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Dont forget the ever popular :
I am a slave, I have no limits!
translation: Since I have no idea what I am walking into... I dont know enough to object to any of it yet.
Fox's translation: I want sex and I dont care what I have to go through to get it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

loves vampirism...

someone is gonna bleed

You say that like its a bad thing...

DV




not ah, i likes being His food[:D]


I'm a no-limits slave...

I'm off my meds and have a death wish.




Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:53:54 PM)

"Always interested in discourse of an intellectual, flirtatious, or congenial manner."

Translation:  I must be intelligent.  FUCK MY BRAINS OUT.






thornhappy -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:57:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

"Not actively looking - just here to read the Message Boards."

Translation:  I prefer my two-fingered Fist of Fury, and can type 125 words per minute one-handed.



I demand satisfaction, sir.  At dawn, 40 paces and wet noodles.  I'm a two handed touch typer with only 90 wpm or so.

* humph *
thornhappy




Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 6:59:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

I demand satisfaction, sir.

thornhappy


But will you fit under my desk...?





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