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Translate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:07:34 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Does your perverted mind ever translate what is written into what you think is REALLY being said...
Just for fun here's a few of mine:
I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
Translation:  I have a small penis, but compensate wonderfully for my inadequacies.
 
I travel all over the usa, and am interested in women who have my same interests.
Translation:  I’m an STD incubater…wanna share the love?
 
Seeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

I am a Dominant looking for a women who I can respect, and one who I can control and serve.
Translation:  I’m a slightly confused switch who likes to bottom from the Top.
 

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:17:28 PM   
cjan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
Translation:  I have a small penis, but compensate wonderfully for my inadequacies.

 



Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...

Why I ought'a..
.


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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:18:16 PM   
phoenixinchains


Posts: 2534
Joined: 4/5/2007
From: i live here
Status: offline 		Willing to relocate imediately...
 
Then I'll mention the husband and UMs I left behind.

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:18:21 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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quote:

Original:  CJan
Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...

Why I ought'a..
.


yeah?  Prove it!

< Message edited by WinsomeDefiance -- 6/4/2008 5:22:10 PM >

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:21:18 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
Joined: 8/7/2007
Status: offline 		If I can entice a ..lady… with cocktails and dinner before play,  please contact me.
Translation:  I’m not above bribing you, or getting you drunk to get me a li’l sum’n sum’n.

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:24:22 PM   
phoenixinchains


Posts: 2534
Joined: 4/5/2007
From: i live here
Status: offline 		passion for life...

I have anger management issues.

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:28:19 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
Joined: 8/7/2007
Status: offline 		Must be family oriented
Translation:  Slacker seeking sucker to raise my 12 brats..

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:36:16 PM   
cjan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

quote:

Original:  CJan
Hey... no fair. I do love oral and my bits are just fine, tyvm...

Why I ought'a..
.


yeah?  Prove it!


I'll show you mine if you show me yours.


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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:38:34 PM   
chamberqueen


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/25/2007
From: Kalamazoo, MI
Status: offline 		eeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

My translation:  I don't know what I'm doing and don't want my sub to know.


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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:40:02 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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quote:

ORIGINAL: chamberqueen

eeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
Translation:  Step into my web, said the spider to the fly.

My translation:  I don't know what I'm doing and don't want my sub to know.



I like yours better!  I'm adding it to Winsome's Official Phrase Translator.

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:41:36 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
Joined: 8/7/2007
Status: offline 		I've been burned before, but am willing to try again.
Translation:  Thank you Master, may I have another?

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:50:13 PM   
Asherdelampyr


Posts: 9556
Joined: 11/14/2006
From: The Desert
Status: offline 		ITS TRANSLATE NOT TRANLATE!!!!!!!!

sorry, having a really bad day


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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:51:51 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

ITS TRANSLATE NOT TRANLATE!!!!!!!!

sorry, having a really bad day



Oh shit!  BRB.

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:52:19 PM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		*hugs* Asher

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RE: Translate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:53:24 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
Joined: 8/7/2007
Status: offline 		(sweeps the typo under the rug) What was that you were saying??

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:53:41 PM   
Asherdelampyr


Posts: 9556
Joined: 11/14/2006
From: The Desert
Status: offline 		thanks... its a long story, and one not worthy of this worthy thread

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:55:23 PM   
pinksugarsub


Posts: 1224
Status: offline 		"I am a discreet Dom....."
 
Translation:  I am married and am scared my wife will find out I'm trying to cheat on her.
 
pinksugarsub

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:58:51 PM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline 		"I like to get away over the holidays"

Translates to: I spend all holidays with my wife and kids.


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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 5:59:33 PM   
Strongmindbody


Posts: 264
Joined: 5/15/2008
Status: offline 		Tell me you haven't seen something like this more than once:

I'm new to this but very curious. Seeking immediate position as domestic slave in established household
Translation: I can't pay my rent this month

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RE: Tranlate that Phrase - 6/4/2008 6:00:33 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		I love oral, and will pleasure a woman for hours.
New Translation:  My cock is so big, I’m scared to fuck with it because I put 3 masochistic girls in the ER with torn cul-de-sacs. 

I travel all over the usa, and am interested in women who have my same interests.
New Translation:  I am a Fuller Brush salesman, if you have hair, we have common interests.

Seeking a submissive with no experience who is eager to learn.
New Translation:  I am new but faking it, I want someone who doesn’t know right from wrong yet.

I am a Dominant looking for a women who I can respect, and one who I can control and serve.
New Translation:  I don’t know if I want to be the pitcher or the catcher but I hear “Daddy Doms” will do anything to make their little girls happy while they top from the bottom.

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