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CalifChick -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/9/2008 9:54:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Do the slightly used doms come with a discount? OMG! I thought that said "slightly used condoms", and I was thinking, ewwww you can have them for FREE. Cali

SinLee -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/9/2008 9:56:26 PM)
omfg, LMAO!!!!! that's horrible!!!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/9/2008 9:58:05 PM)
*BLINKS ewwwwwwwwwwwwww but oh there are stories....

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/9/2008 10:27:05 PM)
walks down the row of cages with needy dom's I'll take him.... pointing to ....... he'll make a sad addition to my gnom collection.....

purepleasure -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 4:10:20 AM)
Seeing all these doms in cages waiting to be adopted just doesn't look right. I may have to "rescue" one of them.

sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 4:28:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure Seeing all these doms in cages waiting to be adopted just doesn't look right. I may have to "rescue" one of them. i think we should leave them caged. It is the only way we'll ever get the remote....

SinLee -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 4:31:16 AM)
can't we let them out, and bring the remote into the cage????

ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 4:34:52 AM)
I have a remote for my cage... well, actually I am so lazy I have a infra red remote padlock for the cage door so I don’t have to get out of bed in the morning. That way I can let my slave to make breakfast and bring it to me in bed. That padlock is awesome!!!

SinLee -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 4:43:32 AM)
um, what happens if the batteries on the remote die when she's in there? jus wonderin

purepleasure -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:19:33 AM)
RS said he's a good cook. Maybe on that morning, he makes breakfast? Or, he plays McGyver and picks the lock with duct tape and WD-40

ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:27:38 AM)
-=BREAKFAST=- I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast. Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk… and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower! All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. I love cooking!!!

SinLee -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:28:33 AM)
ok, i'm climbing in locking it and taking the remote with me.... lol

purepleasure -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:29:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist -=BREAKFAST=- I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast. Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk… and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower! All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. I love cooking!!! That sounds delicious! I'll do the dishes.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:34:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist -=BREAKFAST=- I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast. Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk… and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower! All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. I love cooking!!! That sounds delicious! I'll do the dishes. It's prolly safer if you do the dishes... I havent had much luck with dishwashers lately. :)

cjan -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:36:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Do the slightly used doms come with a discount? Pssst, sunny, I'm afraid the "slighty" used term might be a slighty overused marketing , um, ploy.Caveat emptor. I'm certainly not disputing RS's claim, sweet, kind sadist that he seems to be, I'm just thinking slightly used doms may be as rare as unicorns. Also, RS, hold the cottage chees on my breakfast, please.

GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:36:31 AM)
dammit.. RS... I wasn't hungry until I read this!

fairerthanshe -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:37:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I have a remote for my cage... well, actually I am so lazy I have a infra red remote padlock for the cage door so I don’t have to get out of bed in the morning. That way I can let my slave to make breakfast and bring it to me in bed. That padlock is awesome!!! This is the hottest thing I have read about in a long time! wet wishes ~ fairer

ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:52:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SinLee um, what happens if the batteries on the remote die when she's in there? jus wonderin There is also a key. It goes both ways like some girls I know.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:55:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop dammit.. RS... I wasn't hungry until I read this! I truly wish we had crossed paths when I lived in your area. I'd be glad to feed you and you would be welcome for breakfast anytime!

GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 5:56:48 AM)
well, if I can get a title loan against my car to finance the gas.... maybe I'll head over one of these days/...LOL

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