ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:22:27 AM)
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Catching up on some I missed. quote:
ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Do the slightly used doms come with a discount? Yes, a discount and we are guaranteed too. *Guarantee is limited to return of unopened and unused sadists only. Results may vary with use over time. Normal wear and tear can be expected to reduce overall capacity of sadist. These statements have not been examined by the FTC. Void where prohibited. quote:
ORIGINAL: cjan Pssst, sunny, I'm afraid the "slightly" used term might be a slightly overused marketing , um, ploy.Caveat emptor. I'm certainly not disputing RS's claim, sweet, kind sadist that he seems to be, I'm just thinking slightly used doms may be as rare as unicorns. Also, RS, hold the cottage cheese on my breakfast, please. No problem Cjan… one breakfast plate minus the cheese. OK, maybe slightly used is a bit of a understatement, especial when you take into account the “thousands of users agree, we are the best” testimonials. quote:
ORIGINAL: SinLee i volunteer to do inspections!!! Inspection eh? Will you be wearing a uniform? I’ve always been attracted to volunteer workers in uniform… especially a girl scout or catholic school girl uniform. quote:
ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72 Well, instead of calling them "slightly used" we could always say "previously owned with a 28 point inspection" Just saying. I’d ask what those 28 points would be but I’m sure the answers alone could start an entirely new thread.
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