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beargonewild -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:32:36 AM)

*hitch hiking my way down*




CreativeDominant -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:36:58 AM)

Does being thrifty count?  I'm thinking of buying a cycle this week to save on gas costs...




ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:38:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I have a remote for my cage... well, actually I am so lazy I have a infra red remote padlock for the cage door so I don’t have to get out of bed in the morning.  That way I can let my slave to make breakfast and bring it to me in bed.  That padlock is awesome!!!


This is the hottest thing I have read about in a long time!  wet wishes ~ fairer


I read your profile and see you are “service oriented, obedience driven slave”.  For those that get pleasure from ultimate service, it is an awesome and romantic service to bring breakfast to bed in the morning.  Especial if Master doesn’t even have to step foot out of bed to let you out of the cage!
 
I took a pic of my Remote Infrared Padlock for you.  It is a pretty cool device.  It is called an “EZ Padlock.”




ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:40:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
*hitch hiking my way down*

You coming for breakfast?  I’ll always have an extra plate for you!




beargonewild -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:41:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Does being thrifty count?  I'm thinking of buying a cycle this week to save on gas costs...


Uhm....erm....yes. Sounds like you're thinking of peddling your ass now! 
*snicker* Oh gawd the mental images I am having!





BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:58:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

-=BREAKFAST=-
I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast.  Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk…  and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower!  All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. 

I love cooking!!!



You Sir are a true sadist.  Now i am hungry and i want only this!!!!




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 6:59:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Does being thrifty count?  I'm thinking of buying a cycle this week to save on gas costs...


Uhm....erm....yes. Sounds like you're thinking of peddling your ass now! 
*snicker* Oh gawd the mental images I am having!



snorts at the thought of CD peddling his ass......




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:00:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Do the slightly used doms come with a discount?


Pssst, sunny, I'm afraid the  "slighty" used term might be a slighty overused marketing , um, ploy.Caveat  emptor.

I'm certainly not disputing RS's claim, sweet, kind sadist that he seems to be, I'm just thinking slightly used doms may be as rare as unicorns.

Also, RS, hold the cottage chees on my breakfast, please.


Well, instead of calling them "slightly used" we could aways say "previously owned with a 28 point inspection" 
Just saying.




SinLee -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:00:39 AM)

i volunteer to do inspections!!!




ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:02:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
-=BREAKFAST=-
I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast.  Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk…  and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower!  All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. 

I love cooking!!!


You Sir are a true mean ass.  Now i am hungry and i want only this!!!!

It’s not my fault you don’t live in Florida. 




beargonewild -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:07:58 AM)

Don't forget the fresh Canadian maple syrup for the french toast




xxblushesxx -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:09:52 AM)

You mean *real* syrup, and not Mrs. Butterworths?!!!

I think I'm in lurve with a bear!!!

(a maplebear!!)




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:09:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
-=BREAKFAST=-
I’ll cook…. And I LOVE making breakfast.  Irish hash browns with green peppers & onions, a 3 cheese omelet with strips of bacon on top and thin tomato slices ringing the outer edge, French toast made from my home baked bread, hand squeezed juice, cottage cheese with fruit & a sprinkle of dill… cappuccino made from fresh ground coffee beans with frothy milk…  and the plates are garnished with a fresh cut flower!  All cooked in my well seasoned cast iron skillets. 

I love cooking!!!


You Sir are a true mean ass.  Now i am hungry and i want only this!!!!

It’s not my fault you don’t live in Florida. 


No, i don't and i apologize.  How about i blame GT for that! LOL. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:10:53 AM)

I'd take the bacon off the omelet, and put the syrup on the bacon :)




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:11:51 AM)

i love dipping the bacon or sausage in syrup. It's Yummy. 

i had a fruit and grain bar for breakfast [:(]




beargonewild -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:13:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

You mean *real* syrup, and not Mrs. Butterworths?!!!

I think I'm in lurve with a bear!!!

(a maplebear!!)


*grins*
Yep, the real stuff blushes. I always have at least a couple quarts in the house as I refuse to buy the imitation stuff.




CreativeDominant -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:20:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Does being thrifty count?  I'm thinking of buying a cycle this week to save on gas costs...


Uhm....erm....yes. Sounds like you're thinking of peddling your ass now! 
*snicker* Oh gawd the mental images I am having!


~shakes head~  MOTORcycle bear, MOTORcycle.  I'm not peddling anything, thank you.  Sheeeeeeeeeesh!!!!
I'm tired of riding the 650 and am moving up...




CreativeDominant -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:22:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SinLee

i volunteer to do inspections!!!


~lines up first~




ResidentSadist -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:22:27 AM)

Catching up on some I missed. 
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Do the slightly used doms come with a discount?

Yes, a discount and we are guaranteed too. *Guarantee is limited to return of unopened and unused sadists only.  Results may vary with use over time.  Normal wear and tear can be expected to reduce overall capacity of sadist.  These statements have not been examined by the FTC.  Void where prohibited.

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Pssst, sunny, I'm afraid the  "slightly" used term might be a slightly overused marketing , um, ploy.Caveat  emptor.

I'm certainly not disputing RS's claim, sweet, kind sadist that he seems to be, I'm just thinking slightly used doms may be as rare as unicorns.

Also, RS, hold the cottage cheese on my breakfast, please.

No problem Cjan… one breakfast plate minus the cheese.  OK, maybe slightly used is a bit of a understatement, especial when you take into account the “thousands of users agree, we are the best” testimonials. 

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ORIGINAL: SinLee
i volunteer to do inspections!!!

Inspection eh?  Will you be wearing a uniform?  I’ve always been attracted to volunteer workers in uniform… especially a girl scout or catholic school girl uniform. 

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
Well, instead of calling them "slightly used" we could always say "previously owned with a 28 point inspection" 
Just saying.

I’d ask what those 28 points would be but I’m sure the answers alone could start an entirely new thread.




beargonewild -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/10/2008 7:22:56 AM)

Sure.......spoil our fun. And to think I was going to invite you to come with me to the wedding.




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