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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 7:55:57 AM)

Oh surre...put us all in the corner together where we can continue to plot your demise...I mean, adoption...



JohnWarren -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 7:57:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

breadboard paddle?  geesh, i never thought of one of those as a paddle.  yikes!

~~goes to hide all my breadboards and pizza peals~~


You never thought of that?  My god, woman, whenever I go to a cooking supplies store, I have to wear my loose fitting pants or I might get arrested.  Now, take a look at an olive extractor and tell me you can't imagine another use. 



cjan -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:07:04 AM)

uAngel ? You, me and CD all in your queen size bed ? Do you perhaps recall your recent rumination on samurai fish ? Hmmm...?

And, WD...what you speak of is NOT corner time. This will not be the girls getting together to watch Oprah. Hardly. Each to her OWN corner, without supper and NO talking or grumbling, please. I will be in the D lounge watching the NBA playoffs.



cjan -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:11:12 AM)

Ok, ok...I'm a big softy at heart.

I don't want to ruin your ladies' fun or piss on your parade or kill this thread, which, I must admit, is rather amusing.

Please continue your little giggle fest. I think it's soooo cute.



KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:11:14 AM)

well, won't you be neutered by then? i mean half the talk on the previous pages was about responsible ownership of doms: neuter, microchip, collar.

[:D]



cjan -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:13:24 AM)

Angel, dear, have you heard the old adage " don't cut off your, errmmm, nose to spite your face "?



KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:18:08 AM)

oh. might have to rethink my stance then, won't i.

√ : neutering off the list



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:37:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
[sm=lastthing.gif]   [sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif]
Y'all have heard of consequences, no doubt. Just sayin'.





i blame Greedy



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:40:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

uAngel ? You, me and CD all in your queen size bed ? Do you perhaps recall your recent rumination on samurai fish ? Hmmm...?

And, WD...what you speak of is NOT corner time. This will not be the girls getting together to watch Oprah. Hardly. Each to her OWN corner, without supper and NO talking or grumbling, please. I will be in the D lounge watching the NBA playoffs.


damn Cjan...why don't you go all out and have us hold a dime to the wall with our noses?



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:41:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i don't know christine, i'm thinking it could be like those samurai fish, they'd fight amonst each other and kill each other off, or they'd become lethargic and fat.


pssssstt....Angel...they do that without our help...



~brows raised very high~  hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Methinks Cjan is right about consequences...now where DID I leave that breadboard paddle?[sm=club.gif]


CD....you must be slipping. I told you in the past i do not like wooden paddles.....remember????



GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:42:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
[sm=lastthing.gif]   [sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif]
Y'all have heard of consequences, no doubt. Just sayin'.





i blame Greedy



wrong thread



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:43:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


*cause, y'know, i'm innocent and all and wouldn't have any idea what else we'd be doing in that big bed*


*SNORT*



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:44:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: cjan
[sm=lastthing.gif]   [sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=paddle.gif]
Y'all have heard of consequences, no doubt. Just sayin'.





i blame Greedy



wrong thread


oops....

i hate it when it is all Greedys fault.

better?



GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 8:59:23 AM)

*snort*



christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:02:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: christine1

breadboard paddle?  geesh, i never thought of one of those as a paddle.  yikes!

~~goes to hide all my breadboards and pizza peals~~


You never thought of that?  My god, woman, whenever I go to a cooking supplies store, I have to wear my loose fitting pants or I might get arrested.  Now, take a look at an olive extractor and tell me you can't imagine another use. 


you know that is interesting because i have the same reaction when i'm at a restaurant supply store, (ok maybe not the exact same one as you, but you know what i mean rofl).   i've found huge wooden spoons and cheese graters and metal barbque spatulas but for some reason i have overlooked the breadboards lol. 

ok,  i'm off to look up what an olive extractor is lol....



christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:08:52 AM)

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]



sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:10:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]


it a gizmo that you use to extract an olive.

yer welcome.



Icarys -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:22:24 AM)

I think you've done the same to the submissives..*wink*



KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:22:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]


it a gizmo that you use to extract an olive pip.

yer welcome.



cause that girl is such a pain.....



EvilKitty -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:24:24 AM)

Ooooh, ooooh, I know this one! In my toy bag, we call it a "pickle picker" & it makes the scariest noise known to male genitalia. Imagine a pick-up claw, 3 little claws...they extend & retract into a long sheath & are activated by a plunger button on the top end. Stick the claw end into a tall, narrow, olive bottle & push the plunger on top. The claws open...you position them over an olive (or pickle) (or lovely little flesh helmet-head!) & let up on the plunger. The claws close around & you've GRABBED whatever you aimed it at. Could be nipples, could be testicles!
Mine came from a big box of assorted silverware, flatware & serving implements at a thrift store. It's sterling plated & must therefore be shined before it gets packed for a party. The boy always dreads the evenings when, while packing my bags, is told to "shine up the pickle picker"![:D][:D][:D]
Blindfolded later & bound to a cross, all he hears is the clickety-clack as I open & close the claws while coming closer & closer to his jewels!
Ahhhhh, bliss!



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