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KMsAngel -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:24:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Icarys

I think you've done the same to the submissives..*wink*


uh oh, what've i done??

it wasn't me, it was GT!




Lumus -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:45:11 AM)

No, no, no!  Y'all haven't been paying attention!  This is what Rain did:

First, she batted her big eyes at me [poor, lonely, stray that I was].

Next, she said very nice subby things to me [that eventually involved a pachyderm...ask her about it, I'm sure she'd love to share!]

Finally, she knocked over an orphanage, pooled it with money swiped from a few collection plates, and came up here to scritch me behind the ear [amongst other things].


And they say romance is dead.





GreedyTop -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:59:18 AM)

Awww... what a touching story, Lumus.. isn't it lovely to see when an adoption works?




JohnWarren -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 9:59:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]


It looks like a hypodermic, but when you press the plunger, three claws come out.  The idea is that you put it in the bottle, press the plunger and then release it.  The claws will grab an olive allowing you to take one at a time from the bottle. 

Now, visualize a nipple...........

It used to be one of the props for my Mindfuck lecture I've given all over the country.




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:21:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: christine1

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]


It looks like a hypodermic, but when you press the plunger, three claws come out.  The idea is that you put it in the bottle, press the plunger and then release it.  The claws will grab an olive allowing you to take one at a time from the bottle. 

Now, visualize a nipple...........

It used to be one of the props for my Mindfuck lecture I've given all over the country.



am i the only one that just covered my boobs?




christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:22:59 AM)

whoa, that sounds kind of fun.  i've really never seen one before, i'm going to have to do some research...i'm thinking that is what i'm going to ask for when my bday comes up next month....

eta:  is it something that could be safely used on a nipple?  how about a tongue?  oh hell my mind is going a million miles an hour right now....




JohnWarren -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:24:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

okay someone help me out here, i can't seem to find what an olive extractor is...i keep getting vitamins or juicers....[8|]


It looks like a hypodermic, but when you press the plunger, three claws come out.  The idea is that you put it in the bottle, press the plunger and then release it.  The claws will grab an olive allowing you to take one at a time from the bottle. 

Now, visualize a nipple...........

It used to be one of the props for my Mindfuck lecture I've given all over the country.



am i the only one that just covered my boobs?



If the reaction from my lecture audience is any indication, the answer is "no."  Of course, the guys usually have their hands over the cocks too.




JohnWarren -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:25:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

whoa, that sounds kind of fun.  i've really never seen one before, i'm going to have to do some research...i'm thinking that is what i'm going to ask for when my bday comes up next month....

eta:  is it something that could be safely used on a nipple?  how about a tongue?  oh hell my mind is going a million miles an hour right now....


A clit?  [evil evil grin]

Oh, the plunger makes a nice place to attach weights.  Naturally, eventually the claws will be pulled off.... eventually.




Lumus -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:27:22 AM)

There's actually another variant of the same thing; it's about four feet long, a flexible band of metal encased in a spring with the 'open/close' button for the claw at the other end.  Very handy for getting things from behind furniture when you can't reach.  I used it for other things, myself...  Mind you, I've since lost it.  I should ask Rain if she wants to go shopping today. [:)]




christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:29:08 AM)

rain...go shopping!  geesh, i think something like that sounds fun!

and please!  someone send me a link to these wonderful toys that are being talked about!




JohnWarren -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:38:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

rain...go shopping!  geesh, i think something like that sounds fun!

and please!  someone send me a link to these wonderful toys that are being talked about!


Parts grabber http://www.hometech.com/tools/general.html  Almost to the bottom of the list

The olive extractor I usually just pick up at a cooking store




Lumus -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:40:28 AM)

I'm so glad someone else knew what I was talking about. [:)]

[No, seriously, that can be a rare event.]





CreativeDominant -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:45:26 AM)

Tools...errrrrrrrrr, toys...yes, now isn't this better to talk about rather than all that silly talk about neutering/spaying?  Hmmmmmmmm???




sirsholly -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:46:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

I'm so glad someone else knew what I was talking about. [:)]

[No, seriously, that can be a rare event.]




talking?
thats not what Rain says.......




purepleasure -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:47:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Tools...errrrrrrrrr, toys...yes, now isn't this better to talk about rather than all that silly talk about neutering/spaying?  Hmmmmmmmm???


I wasn't going to spay or neuter mine




christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:49:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: christine1

rain...go shopping!  geesh, i think something like that sounds fun!

and please!  someone send me a link to these wonderful toys that are being talked about!


Parts grabber http://www.hometech.com/tools/general.html  Almost to the bottom of the list

The olive extractor I usually just pick up at a cooking store


THUD!  i wish i could see what the grabbers look like....whew....THUD!  i'm a goner....




Lumus -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:50:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

talking?
thats not what Rain says.......


This intrigues me, ass-holl, and I wish to know more.





CreativeDominant -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 10:58:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: christine1

rain...go shopping!  geesh, i think something like that sounds fun!

and please!  someone send me a link to these wonderful toys that are being talked about!


Parts grabber http://www.hometech.com/tools/general.html  Almost to the bottom of the list

The olive extractor I usually just pick up at a cooking store


THUD!  i wish i could see what the grabbers look like....whew....THUD!  i'm a goner....


I'm thinking you'd probably like those silver ice tongs with the little "grab" parts on the scoop part of the tongs...[&:] Here's a link
http://www.instawares.com/gripper-tongs-10-s.198-1091.0.7.htm#gallery




christine1 -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 3:03:20 PM)

yup, those definitely work![:D]




dovie -> RE: Adopt a Dom (6/7/2008 3:33:30 PM)

waiting on the Dom Adoption list....it took so long...I ended up with a cat from a garage sale....he's only 2 months old and will be neutered when he's old enough to ensure "he'll grow into a loving well adapted household citizen."  <evil grin>


dovie....**laughing**




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