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sirsholly -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:40:33 AM)
i think we need to start a fund...we can put $$ every payday. Hopefully it will cover bail for all three of us.

cjan -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:47:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 But what I really want to know is: Which way should the toilet paper roll be hung? With the sheets coming off the top or the bottom? TOP ONLY ! This is a vital issue. When I am considering even the most casual relationship with a lady, if, when I walk into her bathroom and find the roll on assbackwards, it's sayonara, baby. Hard limit ! Why do so mant wimmins get this detail of housekeeping wrong, eh ? It confuzzles me. I have never found a batchelor, or any man who keeps his own house, to commit such a thoughtless error. I do have a theory on this, though . Perhaps , for those wasteful, over-consuming biotches who insist on pulling a mile or two of paper from the roll and wrapping it into a boxing glove around the hand in order to wipe a few drops of tinkle from their bits, the under hanging arrangement facilitates this nasty practice. Btw, these selfish types seem to always use the last of the TP (duh ), not bother to install a fresh roll and leave the next occupant bereft and angry. Major RED FLAG, batchelors of the world, beware !

christine1 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:48:40 AM)
good idea holly, plus we need to find a good lawyer....wait! we don't need either. my Sir is a federal agent, so he can just come and claim jurisdiction over the 3 of us and that's that. (i think i'd be in big trouble if he ever had to do that rofl)

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:49:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 But what I really want to know is: Which way should the toilet paper roll be hung? With the sheets coming off the top or the bottom? TOP ONLY ! This is a vital issue. When I am considering even the most casual relationship with a lady, if, when I walk into her bathroom and find the roll on assbackwards, it's sayonara, baby. Hard limit ! Why do so mant wimmins get this detail of housekeeping wrong, eh ? It confuzzles me. I have never found a batchelor, or any man who keeps his own house, to commit such a thoughtless error. I do have a theory on this, though . Perhaps , for those wasteful, over-consuming biotches who insist on pulling a mile or two of paper from the roll and wrapping it into a boxing glove around the hand in order to wipe a few drops of tinkle from their bits, the under hanging arrangement facilitates this nasty practice. Btw, these selfish types seem to always use the last of the TP (duh ), not bother to install a fresh roll and leave the next occupant bereft and angry. Major RED FLAG, batchelors of the world, beware ! I would agree. But only because one needs a proper writing surface.

christine1 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:52:34 AM)
awe c'mon cjan, the only reason we use so much tp is because we're wiping up the flippin dribbles from the toilet seat that the "poor aimers" leave behind. [:)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:54:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 awe c'mon cjan, the only reason we use so much tp is because we're wiping up the flippin dribbles from the toilet seat that the "poor aimers" leave behind. [:)] Yea. And Cum is slimy!!!![:-]

christine1 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:55:04 AM)
rofl lushy!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 5:56:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 rofl lushy! When I wrote that I was thinking about wiping slimy cum off my kootch. But when I read it, it was even funnier. Its a gift, even when I am not trying![:D]

KMsAngel -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:10:04 AM)
ohgod, you people are gonna do me in [&o]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:13:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel ohgod, you people are gonna do me in [&o] Come to the dark side angel face. I know ya wanna.[sm=seesaw.gif]

KMsAngel -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:26:55 AM)
no offer of cookies? what's the incentive then?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:30:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel no offer of cookies? what's the incentive then? Me [sm=preen.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:31:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 But what I really want to know is: Which way should the toilet paper roll be hung? With the sheets coming off the top or the bottom? TOP ONLY ! This is a vital issue. When I am considering even the most casual relationship with a lady, if, when I walk into her bathroom and find the roll on assbackwards, it's sayonara, baby. Hard limit ! Why do so mant wimmins get this detail of housekeeping wrong, eh ? It confuzzles me. I have never found a batchelor, or any man who keeps his own house, to commit such a thoughtless error. I do have a theory on this, though . Perhaps , for those wasteful, over-consuming biotches who insist on pulling a mile or two of paper from the roll and wrapping it into a boxing glove around the hand in order to wipe a few drops of tinkle from their bits, the under hanging arrangement facilitates this nasty practice. Btw, these selfish types seem to always use the last of the TP (duh ), not bother to install a fresh roll and leave the next occupant bereft and angry. Major RED FLAG, batchelors of the world, beware ! most of you domly doms cannot figure out how to change the roll......

christine1 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:31:46 AM)
cookies? the other day i got modded twice by two different mods because i talked about cookies...no more talking about cookies for me, especially the big soft kind that have that yummy frosting on them. oh, but then there's the crunchy ginger snap style that is so good dipped in coffee. but i'm especially not going to talk about big chocolate chip cookies with walnuts in them, still warm so that when you break them apart, the chocolate stretches out and falls right on your white t shirt, and if you're not wearing a shirt it lands right on your boob and you ahve to lick it off...damn. nope, not talking about cookies anymore.

KMsAngel -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:32:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel no offer of cookies? what's the incentive then? Me [sm=preen.gif] well, now, that's as tempting as bikkies (cookies). what flavour are you?

sirsholly -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:32:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 good idea holly, plus we need to find a good lawyer....wait! we don't need either. my Sir is a federal agent, so he can just come and claim jurisdiction over the 3 of us and that's that. (i think i'd be in big trouble if he ever had to do that rofl) oooooo....and he can put us all in handcuffs to make it look real....... ~~feels faint~~

purepleasure -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:33:30 AM)
lots of fun... and [sm=sex.gif][sm=pillowfight.gif][sm=friends.gif][sm=friends.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=buddies.gif][sm=buddies.gif][sm=buddies.gif]

KMsAngel -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:34:12 AM)
cookie talk is being modded? what on earth for??

lusciouslips19 -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:36:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 cookies? the other day i got modded twice by two different mods because i talked about cookies...no more talking about cookies for me, especially the big soft kind that have that yummy frosting on them. oh, but then there's the crunchy ginger snap style that is so good dipped in coffee. but i'm especially not going to talk about big chocolate chip cookies with walnuts in them, still warm so that when you break them apart, the chocolate stretches out and falls right on your white t shirt, and if you're not wearing a shirt it lands right on your boob and you ahve to lick it off...damn. nope, not talking about cookies anymore. Yea, and they removed our discussion of the Church of the Bittersweet Chocolate! I know we derailed but come on we were talkin about Chocolate!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:39:10 AM)
just passing through before going to bed ...yep, i said "going to bed". finally made it home after a long night of music and partying. i need to look my best for tonight. nite ...and try to keep the noise down a bit....

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