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cjan -> RE: start a nothing thread (6/7/2008 6:42:50 AM)
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ORIGINAL: christine1
awe c'mon cjan, the only reason we use so much tp is because we're wiping up the flippin dribbles from the toilet seat that the "poor aimers" leave behind. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s1.gif[/image]
christine, this is calumny, pure and simple. No adult, mature, thoughtful man would consider relieving himself without , at least, lifting the terlet seat. Btw, if this does occur, it should be a red flag for wimmins, just as improper tp roll hanging is for men.
You will also notice that batchelors who have to clean up after themselves, never engage in this unseemly behavior.
I, myself, prefer to "hang my rat" over a urinal to relieve myself. Very efficient and no aiming necessary. For some ungodly reason, home bathroom designers have overlooked this essential fixture yet continue to install such oddities as bidets.
I have my own method for maintaining sanitation while performing this necessary bodily function.Yes, I can hear the tittering and snickers beginning. However, being a manly man who has no use for convention, I remain nonplussed. I have found that, lacking a urinal, it is in my own best interest to have a seat while enjoying a leak. No aiming anxiety, no muss, no fuss. Also, pasrticularly usefull for those midnight visits in the dark.
Those of you who are immature and snicker sluts, let the slings and arrows fly. I can take it. My terlet seat and adjacent are remain gloriously tinkle free. I will take comfort in that knowledge.
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